today's
laugh
All but one of a prized
flock of homing pigeons return to their coop, and the
owner becomes very worried.
At three in the morning, the
pigeons owner is pacing the floor when he hears a
tapping at the door. He opens it to find his lost bird,
wet and bedraggled.
"What happened to you?" says the man.
"Well," replies the pigeon, "it was such a
nice day I decided to walk."
"Waiter, this soup tastes like
turpentine!"
"It must be tea if it tastes like turpentine,
because the soup tastes like kerosene."
During a portion of Beethovens
Ninth in which there are no bass violin parts, one of the
bassists passes a bottle of scotch around. The bass
section becomes totally looped, but the conductor is
unaware of what is going on. His assistant decides he
must let him know and hands him this note:
"Top of the Ninth, basses loaded."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
TEMPORARY
WOODMAN HOME.
Will be in Waters
Armory and Other Lodges Welcome Free.
The Modern Woodmen of America have
rented the Light Guard armory in the Waters block as
temporary quarters, until the recent fire damages to the
old hall can be repaired. The Woodmen will first meet
there tomorrow night, at which time the annual
installation of officers will take place.
All the tenants of the Woodman hall are
invited to meet in the temporary quarters free of rent
until the old home can be put in shape for them again.
The armory is being fitted up for lodge meetings.
You have looked into a beautiful face,
seen the sweet smile, rosy cheeks, laughing eyes, and
wished nature had made you attractive. Rocky Mountain Tea
makes homely women beautiful. A. H. Caffee & Co.
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Today's Feature
Golf Course Fee Proposal.
The Public Service Committee
met last Monday evening at the Park Department
building for their monthly meeting.
The Committee continued the
discussion concerning a name change for the
Carthage Municipal Golf Course. The new name,
they agreed, would be "appropriate to
contain the name of Carthage".
They also went over a proposal
for new golf fees that if approved by the full
Council will go in to effect March 1st of 2003.
The proposal is 18 holes for $15.00 on weekdays,
$17.00 for weekends and 9 holes for $10.00
weekdays, $12.00 weekend. Cart fees would be $20
for 18 holes.
Also proposed was special off
peak pricing and a special senior (over 62)
pricing. Another fee being considered is a flat
fee of $1000 dollars for unlimited golf and cart
rental for one year.
The daily surcharge was dropped
from the fee schedule. A golfer at the meeting
said she "appreciated that".
A meeting for the public input
will be scheduled sometime in late January for
golfers to express their opinions about the golf
course and the new proposed prices.
Photography
Exhibit Opening Reception Tonight at artCentral.
By Lee Sours, artCentral
An artists reception will
be held tonight from 6pm to 8pm at artCentral.
Wine and hors doeuvres will be served. The
black and white photography of Bill Perry, III
will be on display now through February 14. The
subject matter includes portraiture and figures
which were photographed in Italy, Maine and
locally.
The annual membership board
meeting was held Wednesday. All members were
encouraged to attend to vote on a board of
directors for 2003 and to voice any ideas for the
upcoming year. It looks like we have a great
group of board members and it will be an exciting
year.
One project that is being
planned is a wine tasting event. This would be
held during the Maple Leaf Festival this fall.
And, as always, we will have lots of great art to
view this year. ArtCentral sometimes has three
exhibits going at once. Two exhibit areas are
located at the Hyde House Gallery on East 13th Street. The
Main Gallery is downstairs and the Members
Gallery is upstairs. Then there is a satellite
gallery located at Shellies Downtown
Cuisine which is across from the post office.
A new exhibit will be on
display at Shellies beginning January 12th. Oil paintings
by Richard Logsdon will be featured there.
Logsdon has a great early Americana style. He is
a native of Carthage but many of his paintings
feature scenes from New England where he owns an
apple orchard.
HOURS: T F 11 - 5
Sunday 12 -5 Closed Mon. and
Sat.
1110 E 13th 358-4404
ozarkartistscolony.com
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I personally dont
care much for the idea of renamin the
Municipal Golf Course. From what Im
hearin the renovations are already
makin an impressive ripple in the
golfin community and the course
hasnt been played yet.
From what I understand, a
new name is supposed to increase
"marketability" and take note of
the "new" course.
Im thinkin that
maybe Carthage could well be known for
havin the best "municipal"
golf course around. Folks might be attracted
to a course that is operated by a City that
takes pride in its facilities. If ya
rename it whoever doesnt already know
bout it may figure its some fancy
exclusive club and not show up at all.
Im guessin no matter what the
official name is, itll still be called
the Carthage Golf Course.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Natural
NutritionBy
Mari An Willis
If we had
forgotten where the Missouri weather got her
reputation, well December and January have been a
reminder. My friend calls these "bonus
days" when it is nice enough to be out in
shirtsleeves. Just remember, when the Misssouri
weather changes again, to keep your immune system
in check as these changes not only effect the
bulbs trying to come up in my yard, but also our
bodies.
I enjoyed spending some time
with the Ladies Auxiliary of McCune-Brooks
hospital. I had no idea they were so busy. Not
only do they volunteer to help at the front desk
and organize and run the gift shop, along with
various other duties, they turn around and
purchase equipment for the hospital with the
profits. Many of you probably know of their long
and proud history, but I was thinking of them as
grown up candy-stripers with adult
responsibilities. Boy, was I wrong. If you want,
you can check into being a member by calling the
hospital. They even have a very reasonable
membership for people who are too busy to
volunteer on a regular basis.
Brief summary of some
historical usage of herbs:
Alfalfa-many benefitso this
deep rooted, chlorophyll laden plant. Neutralizes
body acids, helps with detoxification, arthritis,
even the liver.
Black Cohosh-Decreases hot
flashes, menstrual cramps, poison bites, and may
be beneficial to those with high blood pressure.
Catnip-mild nervine sometimes
used by those stopping smoking to help stop
nicotene cravings.
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