today's
laugh
Whats the
difference between a dog losing his hair and a man
painting a small building?
One is shedding his coat, the other
is coating his shed.
"Doesnt your dinner please
you, sir?" inquired the waiter of the guest who sat
staring disconsolately at his plate.
"Well," replied the guest, "youre
correct about one thing. That is a spring chicken all
right. I just bit into one of the springs."
First Farmer: I crossed my hens with
parrots to save time.
Second Farmer: Why did you do that?
First Farmer: I used to waste a lot of time hunting for
eggs. Now the hen comes up to me and says, "I just
laid an egg go get it."
Whats the difference between an
organist and a cold in the head?
One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
HELD
UP FOR A LANTERN.
Carthage Rebekahs
Brought Foss Hurley Luck at 2 a.m.
Mrs. C. Ragsdale, Mrs. Belle Johnson,
Miss Etta French and Miss Emma Knell drove to Avilla last
night to attend a Rebekah installation. They took supper
at Geo. Sheltons farm, and it was 2 a.m. when they
came driving back to Carthage. On the way home they were
held up by a man in the dark who turned out to be Foss
Hurley in distress.
"Is that you, Miss Emmy?" he
shouted, recognizing one of the party; "can I borrow
your lantern? Ive lost a tap off my wagon."
He found the tap, and with parting
courtesy declared: "Well I trust you will never lose
a tap off your wagon, but if you ever do I hope that
Ill be near at hand with a lantern to loan to
you."
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Today's Feature
United Way
Reaches Goal.
The Carthage Area
United Way announces the completion of a very
successful campaign raising over $275,000.00.
Final results will be announced
at their Annual Meeting and Awards Luncheon to be
held at noon, Thursday, January 23 at the Leggett
& Platt Cornell Conference Center.
Volunteers who helped make the
campaign a success will be recognized with awards
presented to the companies reaching specific
levels of giving.
Carthage Area United Way
agencies supported by the campaign are the
American Red Cross, Southwest Missouri Chapter;
Boy Scouts of America, Ozark Trails Council;
Carthage Crisis Center; Carthage Crosslines
Ministry; Carthage Development Center;
Childrens Mercy Hospital; Citizens
Advisory Board to Probation and Parole; Community
Clinic of Carthage; Family Literacy Council; Girl
Scout Council of the Ozark Area; Jasper County
4-H; Lafayette House; Missouri Special Olympics;
Ozark Camp Quality; The Salvation Army; Southwest
Missouri Arthritis Association, Inc., and
Sunshine Home, Inc.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
The window of opportunity
to file for City Council is closin on
the 24th of January. So far only three
candidates have filed.
Donnie Wells of the Second
Ward and Jim Woestman of the Fifth Ward have
filed for reelection. Ron Ferguson of the
Fourth Ward filed for the one year term of
the vacated seat of Jim McPheeters early, but
has now withdrawn from that race and filed
for Bill Putnams two year position in
the same ward. Speculation is that Putnam may
file for the one year position, but he has
not filed for either at this time.
First Ward member Chuck
Tobrock and Third Ward member J.D. Whitledge
had not filed as of last Thursday and there
were no contested races.
To file ya need twenty-five
bucks or twenty-five signatures from your
ward.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
THIS
IS A HAMMER
By Samantha Mazzotta
Thawing
Frozen Pipes
Q: You printed advice on
preventing frozen pipes, but what if the worst
happens, anyway? How can I unfreeze pipes?
Damon C., Buffalo
A: Youre right
even the best-prepared homeowner may deal with
frozen pipes this winter, especially if
temperatures dip below zero degrees Fahrenheit.
Pipes most likely to be affected are those
closest to the outside walls of the house, where
insulation is minimal (and sometimes
nonexistent).
Prevention includes wrapping
at-risk pipes in foam insulation (available at
home-improvement stores), shutting off water to
outside faucets and taking measures the night of
a hard freeze, like letting the cold-water taps
drip and opening the heat registers in closed-off
rooms.
Check frequently for signs that
a pipe may have frozen: if the cold-water tap
wont turn on, for example. Visually inspect
as much of the system as possible, looking for
condensation or frost on any section of pipe. If
everything looks OK, run your hand along the
line, feeling for noticeably colder sections
(dont do this in an exposed area if
temperatures are well below zero).
If a pipe has frozen, take
action immediately. Frozen water will expand
inside the pipe and cause it to burst, leading to
serious problems. Locate the pipe using the
methods above and determine the length of the
frozen section.
An excellent product for
thawing pipes is electric heating tape, available
at your hardware store. Wrap it around the pipe
so that its edges overlap and plug it in. This
provides a steady temperature. However, if the
pipe is located too far away from an outlet, if
ground water makes running an electrical cord to
the pipe dangerous or if you didnt have
time to purchase electric tape beforehand, go
with a tried-and-true method. Soak a thick towel
in boiling water and wrap it around the frozen
section of pipe (duct tape it in place if need
be). Pour near-boiling water over the towel
evenly until the pipe thaws.
A hair dryer is another
expedient method of thawing the pipe, though it
takes more time. Be aware of electrical hazards
in the area, like standing water. And, if
youre handy with a propane torch, place a
flame-spreader attachment on the nozzle and sweep
the torch back and forth across the pipe without
stopping.
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