today's
laugh
A retired printer went
into the restaurant business.
"This is an
outragetheres a needle in this soup!"
cried one of his customers.
"Merely a typographical error, sir," said the
aforetime typo suavely.
"Should have been noodle."
"At last," said the novelist,
"I have written something that will be accepted by
any magazine."
"What is it?" asked a friend.
"A check for a years subscription."
Soprano- "Did you notice how my
voice filled the hall last night?"
Contralto- "Yes, dear; in fact, I noticed several
people leaving to make room for it."
He- "Dont you disapprove of
people who talk behind your back."
She- "Yes, especially at the movies."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
MUSIC
AND ELOCUTION.
At Westminster Church
Tomorrow Night a Fine Entertainment.
Dr. Bishop announces the musical and
elocutionary entertainment for tomorrow night at
Westminster. This is the delayed function, already
largely advertised and more than once postponed.
Complimentary tickets were originally sent to all the
pastors of the city and to their wives. If these have
been lost, they will be welcomed without tickets. A
cordial invitation is extended to every pastor in the
city, and to his wife, if he has one.
Prof. Rogers of Joplin will sing two
numbers. The Light Guard orchestra will play two
selections, with a trombone solo. Miss Sewall of the
college will recite, and Mrs. Emma Johns DeArmon will
contribute two numbers.
Remember tomorrow night and come to
Westminster, to enjoy a feast.
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Today's Feature
The Gift of Knowledge.
There are many
reasons why an adult wouldnt know how to
read or speak English or add and subtract. Most
of the time it was something out of their control
such as a family situation or not being born in
an English culture. So where do adults go for a
fresh start? Down Orchard street just east of the
old Eugene Fields School is the Literacy Council.
Director Kim Snodgraff is there with volunteers
ready to help assist adults wanting to learn.
"When a parent
doesnt read to the child and then the child
doesnt build the skills that they need they
grow up they have problems, "explained
Snodgraff. "If those problems arent
overcome its just going to repeat again somewhere
the cycle needs to stop. I feel by helping adults
we are helping an entire family."
According to Snodgraff all a
student needs to attend classes at the Literacy
Council is a willingness to succeed. There is no
cost to anyone for anything. Books, paper,
pencils and classes are all free. There is even a
free lunch available.
Help with skills such as basic
math, writing, and reading are avaible. There are
GED classes, citizenship classes and English as a
Second Language (ESL) classes. Monday the
Literacy Council holds a Program for Hispanic
Mothers where participants can learn basic life
skills such as discipline, safety and sewing to
putting items on layaway at local merchants.
"You couldnt work in
a better place, its so rewarding helping
people" expressed Receptionist Sandy
Swingle. Approximately 300 students are helped
each year.
The Literacy Council is a 501C3
and depends on donations and grants to operate.
They try to collaborate with the local schools
and state agencies but they receive no funding
from those entities.
Business or property owners in
Missouri can receive up to a fifty percent tax
credit for a donation to the Literacry Council.
Donations can be mailed to 706 Orchard, Carthage,
MO 64836 (for tax credit bring it in to the
Literacy Council and fill out a form).
Donations of pencils and paper
are also welcome. The Literacy Council always
needs people to teach and tutor. A person could
help by volunteering time and knowledge.
Rooms within the building are
available to rent. Organizations such as the Girl
Scouts or M.A.D.D (Mothers Against Drunk Driving)
use them for their meetings.
The Literacy Council also hosts
the S.H.A.R.E. program. If a person volunteers
anywhere in the city for at least two hours that
person can go to the Literacy Council Building
and for seventeen dollars receive at least double
that in quality groceries.
For more infomation call the
Family Literacy Council at (417) 358-5926.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
For those who didnt
attend the Carthage Chamber of Commerce
Annual Banquet last Friday evenin,
heres a run down of some of those
acknowledged.
Danny Hensley was awarded
Citizen of the Year. A worthy candidate who
has contributed much to the community over a
span of many years.
Other award winners
include: Athena Award, Janet Stafford; MBH
Humanitarian, Dr. Russell Smith; Small
Business, Oak Street Health and Herbs - Mari
An Willis; Chamber Award, Allan VanDem Berg;
Spot Light Award, Jerry Poston State Farm
Insurance; Artist of the Year, Tricia
Courtney; Golden Key, Barbara Mountjoy,
Jennifer Simpson, Dr. Glen Coltharp, Lowell
Catron.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
McCune- Brooks Hospital
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Weekly Column
TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.
DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am an
85-year-old stroke patient. My stroke occurred in
May, and it affected my right side. Currently I
am on a number of medicines to lower my blood
pressure and cholesterol. My doctor says I have
an 85 percent to 90 percent blockage in my right
carotid artery and that I should undergo a
carotid endarterectomy. Is there medication that
I can take rather than undergoing surgery?
E.P.
ANSWER: The right and left
carotid arteries are in the neck. They carry
blood to the brain. Your left carotid artery was
so filled with obstructing fat and cholesterol
that the left side of your brain was denied its
share of blood. You had a stroke on the left side
of your brain. The left side of the brain
controls the right arm and leg; the right side
controls the left arm and leg.
Now your doctor has found a
significant blockage in your right carotid
artery. If it makes delivery of blood to the
right side of your brain precarious, you could
have a stroke that affects your left arm and leg.
There is no medicine that melts
obstructions in arteries. There are, however,
lifestyle changes that can stop progression of
buildup and possibly reverse current buildup. You
have to be vigilant with your diet, minimizing
the amount of cholesterol and fat you eat. You
must maintain normal blood pressure. You should
exercise to the limits suggested by your doctor.
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