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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, January 29, 2003 Volume XI, Number 157
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Sanctuary
Choir and friends will present "God In Us" at
8:00 a.m. and 10:40 a.m. on Sunday, February 9th at the First Church of
the Nazarene, 2000 Grand and Fairview.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
R-9 Board of Education with the R-9 Community Advisory
Committee will hold a Special Meeting at 6:30 p.m. on
Thursday, January 30th, 2003 at the Steadley Elementary
School Media Center, 1814 Fir Road, Carthage, MO.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of
the Carthage Public Library will hold their monthly used
booksale from 8 a.m.-Noon on Saturday, February 1st at
the Library Annex, 510 S. Garrison Ave.
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today's
laugh
A farmer was passing
the insane asylum with a load of fertilizer. An inmate
called through the fence, "What are you
hauling?"
"Fertilizer," replied the
farmer.
"What are you going to do with
it?"
"Put it on my strawberries."
"And we put cream on ours, and
they say were crazy," the inmate countered.
Waiter- "These are the best eggs
that we have had for years."
Diner- "Well, bring me some you
havent had so long."
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
Should
Try for Packing House.
Editor:As it is now a fixed fact
that Carthage is to have another railroad, and possibly
two more in the near future, would it not be in place for
the wideawake citizens of Carthage to make a strong
effort to induce capital to come to our city. As our
woolen mill industry is something of the past would it
not be well to try and induce some of the large packing
firms of Kansas City or St. Joseph to come to this city
and establish a branch packing house, using the old
woolen mill building for that purpose. It is well located
for the business.
Our railroads reaching out in every
direction would make this an ideal distributing point.
Mrs. H. T. Harrison returned Saturday
afternoon from a visit of several weeks with her neices,
Mrs. Billy Hill in Kansas City and Mrs. Andy Deacon, in
Harrisonville.
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Today's Feature
Extension Council Members Elected.
Balloting was
completed on January 23, 2003 to elect members to
the Jasper County Extension Council.
Newly elected members are:
Sheila Fletcher, Margaret Hartman, Steve and
Barbara Hunter, Dale and Beverly Mermoud, Dan
Mortimer, Marthalee Sapp, and Bill and Benita
Shields.
These members will serve two
year terms and join the following hold-over
members: Jack and Nell Marie Brooks, Peter and
Debbie Carter, Leesa Robinson, Wayne and Mary Lou
Roffman, Dorothy Shull, and Fred and Terri
Whitehead.
Currently, the appointed
members to the council are: Jim Honey (County
Commission), and Jerry Edwards (MFA).
The council has four major
responsibilities. They are:
(1) to advise the University of
Missouri on needed extension educational
programs, (2) approve the extension staff housed
in Jasper County, (3) arrange for financing the
Jasper County Extension Center and, (4) hold
elections to perpetuate the Council.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive
always liked functional things. Things that
do the job theyre supposed ta do and
not let ya down.
A claw hammer is a
functional thing. Contrary to popular belief,
its main purpose is to remove nails. Sure you
can drive nails with it, but what use would
it be if it wasnt able to fix all those
mistakes bein made across the country.
If folks didnt bend nails and pound
em in the wrong places pretty often,
there wouldnt be a need for a claw.
That also tells ya that the
claw hammer is honest. It knows what
its made for and doesnt try ta
hide it.
Its not like one a
those little tack hammers with the screw
drivers in the end. Now the hammer has a
function. It keeps all those drivers where ya
know where they are.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
Carthage Printing
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Weekly Column
YOUR
AMERICA
By Amy Anderson
Festival of
Camellias
During the entire month of
February, you can help celebrate this fragrant
and colorful flower in Fort Valley, Ga. With 10
acres of blooms, Fort Valleys Massee Lane
Gardens have the worlds largest display of
Boehm porcelains a wonderful sight to
behold. Check the Web site www.camellias-acs.org
or call (478) 967-2358 for information on dates
and times of special events at the gardens
fashion shows, Old South days, senior citizen
days and more. There is a $5 admission fee, and
parking is free.
Groundhog Day
Celebration
There is only one spot to
vacation on Feb. 2, and thats Punxsutawney,
Pa. Yep, its hands-down the best Groundhog
Day celebration youll find, and
Punxsutawney Phil is one fine, furry weatherhog.
The folks in Punxsutawney are lots of fun, so
check out the Web site www.groundhog.org or call
(814) 938-7700 for more details on events to
happen all weekend long and all over town.
Fire and Ice
Winter Festival
Aurora, Colo., hosts the Fire
and Ice Winter Festival at the Aurora Reservoir
on Feb. 8. The folks there expect more than 8,000
visitors to their fest, whose events include a
polar plunge, hay rides, bonfires, a chili
cook-off, live music and more. Theres free
admission, parking and a shuttle service. Check
out www.auroraevents.org or call (303) 739-1990
for more details.
Sleigh Ride
Weekend
Billings Farm of Woodstock,
Vt., features a fun-filled weekend of
old-fashioned sleigh rides to fill the heart with
joy for the waning winter. Perhaps this would be
a lovely place to bring your loved one for
Valentines Day, as the rides will be held
the weekend of Feb. 15-17. Events begin at 3 p.m.
at the farm, which is located at Route 12 and
River Road. Call (802) 457-2355 for reservations
or log on to www.billingsfarm.org for more
information.
Dont forget that
Valentines Day falls on Friday, Feb. 14,
and Presidents Day is celebrated on Monday,
Feb. 17. February is also famous for Polar
Plunges, a celebration in which people, for very
little reason at all, jump into viciously cold
bodies of water mostly for charity or
tradition, but sometimes just for the thrill of
it. If you are near a body of water thats
cold and you are in need of a brisk dip, try
shouting for all you are worth and jumping in
its quite a rush. Happy February!
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