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Thursday, January 9, 2003 Volume XI, Number 143
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .A Pre-Natal and
Parent Education Series begins on Thurs., Jan. 9th in the
McCune-Brooks Hospital Wellness Facility, 2040 S.
Garrison. The program is free and runs for 6 weeks.
Please call 359-2355 to register.
Did Ya Know?. . .Richard Lowrey,
accompanied by other distinguished guests will make his
official visit to Carthage Masonic Lodge #197 on Thurs.,
Jan. 9th. Meal at 6:30 p.m. with the meeting at 7:30 p.m.
All area Masons are encouraged to attend.
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today's
laugh
Two trained seals meet
in their agents outer office.
"Its terrible,"
said one. "Did you hear what happened to our old
friend Fred?"
"What could it be? I heard that he finally got a
job."
"That was the problem. He went to his first
rehearsal, jumped in the tank, sank to the bottom and
drowned. Hed been out of work so long he forgot how
to swim."
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If
theres no God, who changes the water?"
To make a smile come, so they say,
brings 15 muscles into play.
But if you want a frown to thrive
you have to use some 65!
1902
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of
Events as they have Transpired in the City and County
since our last Issue.
WILL
SELL PERCHERONS.
R. D. Ross to Conduct
a Sale at Kansas City Jan. 22.
R. D. Ross, the well known stock man
living seven miles northwest of Carthage, will conduct a
public sale of registered Percheron horses at Kansas
City, Thursday Jan. 22 at the stock yards pavilion.
Mr. Ross is a breeder of French and
National draft registered stallions and mares, and has
twenty-five head of fine Percherons to sell at Kansas
City. B. F. Boland of Carthage will assist with the sale.
Hydrant Water Just
Suits Them.
"Mud and water are necessary for
the vigor of alligators," said T. K. Irwin this
morning, "and the three I brought home from Florida
are doing the best you could imagine. I keep them in
hydrant water, and they find it just what they
want."
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Today's Feature
The Drain Thing.
Tuesday February 7th the Public
Works Committee met in the council chambers for
their monthly meeting.
They also discussed Memorial
Hall and its sump pump at the base of the new
elevator shaft. When the elevator was first
installed, ground water was discovered seeping
into the shaft.
The original drain for the pump
was discharged to the south of the building,
directly onto the parking lot. After some
discussion with the architect, it was relocated
to where it drained to Oak street.
Engineering Department Director
Joe Butler told the Committee that when it
freezes, the intersection of Oak and McGreggor
becomes icy. Butler will report back to the
Committee with estimates to pump into the storm
water drain. Butler said the correction would be
a "minor project."
Street Commissioner Tom Shelley
reported that most of the Street Crews worked ten
to twelve hours on Christmas Eve to clear the snow. A
lighter crew also worked Christmas Day.
"I thought the guys did a
good job," said Shelley.
NASCAR
to the Max
As expected, three of
NASCARs most experienced veterans will
indeed be behind the wheel of a racecar/truck
next year. Ken Schrader, Bobby Hamilton, and
Jimmy Spencer, all in their mid-40s and
with over 1300 combined starts, were left
unemployed at the end of last season. Their
unemployment was the result of either poor
performance or the lack of a sponsor for the
coming season.
Schrader has landed a ride with
BAM Motorsports in the number 49 Dodge, a
relatively new team that has floundered in its
short time in the series. The team is hopeful
that Schrader, who races several times a week in
everything from dirt track sprint cars to
NASCARs premier series, will give them the
experience and boost they need. The team started
the season last year with driver Shawna Robinson
whose tenure was short-lived and then bounced
between various drivers including Derrike Cope
and Ron Hornaday.
Jimmy Spencer will be with the
number 7 Dodge of Ultra Motorsports and
sponsorship of Sirius Satellite Radio. This team
is also hopeful that Spencers experience
will make them more competitive after struggling
last season with youngster Casey Atwood.
Bobby Hamilton will ply his
wares in the NASCAR Craftsman Truck series in one
of his own team trucks. Hamilton secured his
sponsor, Square D, from last year that found the
reduced budget in the truck series to conform
closer to its budgetary restraints.
Though Hamilton could contend
in the truck series, it is likely that Schrader
and Spencer will continue their trend of the past
few years as "also rans."
After one day of testing at
Daytona International Speedway, Mike Skinner in a
Pontiac paced the field with a top speed of
182.767 mph. Skinner was followed closely by 2002
NASCAR Champion Tony Stewarts Chevrolet at
182.020, Elliott Sadlers Ford at 181.646
and Michael Waltrips Chevrolet at 181.543.
Rusty Wallaces Dodge rounded out the top
five at 181.452. All makes competing in the
series were represented in the top five, a fact
that no doubt has NASCAR smiling as they look for
parity among the makes.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive
noticed that peoples hands are pretty handy.
Just think of all the
things you can do with em. They are
excellent for carryin suitcases. They
are great for workin a typewriter (back
when they still made those things). They can
pick up a pencil, pick a card and in a pinch
they could even pick your, --er, well
theyre just awful nice things ta have
hangin at the ends of your arms.
One of the more popular
places for hands ta be stored when men are
talkin seems a little unusual, but you
see it all the time. Guys cross their arms
and stick their hands in their arm pits.
Im sure those are the
first one you ladies like ta shake hands with
when ya walk in a room.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
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& Clack
TALK CARSBy Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and
Ray:
Here is a question that
Im sure the dealer will not have an answer
for. When I run my cars air conditioner
(2003 Toyota Corolla), the air is too cold.
Ive been instructed to turn the temperature
dial to a warmer setting. What does this do? Does
it just air condition the air and then heat it up
again? In which case, is this a really
inefficient way to cool a car? Or does it run the
compressor less, and therefore use less power
from the engine? Jim
RAY: It just mixes in warm air,
Jim. The air-conditioning compressor has only one
setting (well, two on some cars with an
"economy" option). And when its
on and cycling, the only way to regulate the
temperature is to mix in heat to make it
"less cool."
TOM: It is somewhat
inefficient, but at least the heat is free
its taken from the heat thats
naturally created by the engine. So its not
costing you any MORE in gas consumption than just
running the air conditioner would.
RAY: By the way, this is
exactly the way lots of climate-control systems
work. They run the air conditioner and then
regulate the temperature by turning up the heat.
TOM: Turning up the heat.
Thats what Ive been trying to do to
my brother to get back the 200 bucks he owes me.
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