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Wednesday, March 12, 2003 Volume IX, Number 187
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Farm Bureau
Commodity Banquet will be held at 7:00 p.m. on Thursday,
March 13th at the Fairview Christian Church.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune-Brooks Hospital Auxiliary will meet at 10 a.m.,
with refreshments at 9:30 a.m., on Wednesday, March 12th
in the hospital cafeteria. Dorothy Shull will be the
guest speaker presenting a program on "Our Heritage
Skills."
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Masonic Lodge #197 will have a regular meeting at 7:30
p.m., with dinner before, on Thursday, March 13th.
Regular business will be conducted and several petitions
will be voted on. Plans for a new program to assist some
Carthage families with loved ones leaving home in the
armed forces will be discussed.
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today's laugh
No wonder English is hard to learn.
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The farm can produce produce.
He could lead if he would get the lead
out.
The dump was so full it had to refuse
refuse.
The dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A HANDSOME NEW
RESIDENCE.
Byron Ash Preparing
to Build One
of Brick and Stone.
Byron Ash is having plans drawn for a
handsome new residence of brick and stone. It will be
built on South Garrison avenue on the lots he recently
purchased of the Carthage National bank, located a short
distance south of his present home. The location is one
of the finest in town and a handsome house will show to
good advantage there.
Found a Fine Dog.
Thomas Paul discovered when he got home
last evening from a drive in the country that a fine,
large, white bulldog had followed him in, and as the dog
seemed so attached to his team and would not leave them,
he has decided to try and find the owner and pay for the
dog. Mr. Paul lately came here from Iowa and is
interested in mines at Prosperity.
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Today's Feature
Top Ten.
The Carthage R-9
School District is proud to announce that
pleasant valley Elementary School has earned
"Top Ten" honors in the area of Fourth
Grade Social Studies based on their
students high scores on the Missouri
Assessment Program (MAP) Exams.
"Missouri schools aspire
to be on this list," said Commissioner of
Education D. Kent King. "Being among the
states ten top-performing schools in a
particular subject and grade level is something
about which students, teachers and parents can be
proud." The report also is important, King
said, Because it confirms that students in all
types of schools - large and small, rich and
poor, urban and rural - can achieve at high
levels on the demanding MAP exams.
The Department of Elementary
and Secondary Education recently announced that
266 public schools, in 140 school districts, have
earned "Top Ten" honors based on their
students consistently high scores in one or
more areas of the MAP exams. The purpose of the
report is to recognize students and teachers in
high-performing buildings.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive never
really been grabbed by a fish hook.
Ive snagged my hat a couple
times, but nothin serious.
They say the only
way to get a hook that is set deep
out is to push it around till the
point pokes back outa the skin. Then
ya cut off the barb and pull it back
out.
Havin that
knowledge was always comforting,
knowin how to handle the
situation, but Ive never had
the opportunity to actually use it.
Im
thinkin that just knowin
what would have to occur if I hooked
myself was the main reason I kept
hooks at a distance. Sometimes just
knowin the consequences is a
great deterrent.
Im still
waitin for the opportunity to
rescue someone, other than myself,
from the unfortunate grasps of a
fishhook.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
HERES A TIP
By JoAnn Derson
Before you begin spring
planting, be sure to check your trellises and the
brackets used for hanging baskets. As the plants
bloom and the soil remains moist, trellises and
brackets have more weight to support.
Bob in Virginia writes,
"I love to refinish and paint furniture
pieces and woodcrafts. I always check my local
recycling center for small amounts of
recycled paint. Usually, someone has
gotten rid of good paint, and the people at the
recycling center are happy to have it used."
Toothpaste works well as
a silver polish. Wet your silver; plop a little
non-gel toothpaste on it and rub gently to clean.
Rinse well and let it shine.
When buying a new car,
keep these things in mind: Focus on the overall
price; payments can be a misleading benchmark of
how much you are paying for the car. Think of
dealer add-ons as overpriced candy at the
checkout line; you can get this stuff cheaper
later. Selling your old car yourself, while more
time-consuming, will net you a much better profit
than using it as a trade-in.
Thinking about starting
a family? Start with a trip to your dentist.
According to a University of Alabama study, women
who have gum disease are eight times more likely
to deliver a pre-term baby.
Trees can save up to 25
percent of a typical households energy use
for heating and cooling. Plant trees on the south
and west sides of the house for cooling summer
shade.
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