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Thursday, March 13, 2003 Volume IX, Number 188
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Farm Bureau
Commodity Banquet will be held at 7:00 p.m. on Thursday,
March 13th at the Fairview Christian Church.
Did Ya Know?. . .Awards Day for
the 2002-2003 Carthage Public Library Cool Readers will
at 10 a.m. on Friday, March 21st in the Library Annex.
Call 237-7040 for info.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Masonic Lodge #197 will have a regular meeting at 7:30
p.m., with dinner before, on Thursday, March 13th.
Regular business will be conducted and several petitions
will be voted on. Plans for a new program to assist some
Carthage families with loved ones leaving home in the
armed forces will be discussed.
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today's laugh
Dave: Ill never forget the time
we were ice skating on the lake. Suddenly the ice broke
and I plunged into the water. You threw off your coat and
shoes, and jumped in after me. What a pal.
Walter: What do you mean, pal? Why wouldnt I jump
in after you? You had my jacket and skates on.
Going out of business has become so
profitable for one merchant that hes opening a
chain of going-out-of-business stores.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
SPRING RIVER A MILE
WIDE.
Bridge Near Galena
Washed Away Trains Delayed.
A Galena correspondent writes:
"Spring river is out its banks here as a result of
the recent rains. The river is said to be a mile wide in
some places. The approaches at the Ryan bridge are washed
out and the residents of Quaker Valley are compelled to
walk to Galena and cross on the railroad bridge. A
culvert just east of M.K. & T. bridge washed out and
there hasnt been a Katy train run over the track
since Saturday evening. It is not know when the trains
will be running again, but probably not before tonight or
tomorrow, provided the weather clears up.
Chas. Thacker had not yet arrived this
morning and the funeral of Mack Thacker cannot be held
before tomorrow. The Redmen will have charge.
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Today's Feature
Council Takeover.
Tuesday was student
government day for Carthage High School. Students
from the high school were able to shadow city
officials for the day and learn about the
government process. Carthage
High School student Sarah Pierce shadowed Police
Chief Veach. She said that she had fun and they
got to ride in the "cop cars" and tour
the station and jail. Students Lucy Armstrong and
Tara Hamilton also shadowed a Carthage Police
Officer.
"I learned," said
Armstrong "that everything I thought about
what police officers look for when they go to
pull someone over was completely wrong. They
dont go after the fast red cars or the high
schoolers."
Hamilton said the most exciting
part of the day was pulling people over.
On Tuesday evening the
regularly scheduled bimonthly City Council
meeting was held in council chambers. Students
participating in the daily events were assigned a
council member and given the opportunity to
experience first hand the job of a Council Member
or City official. The Council Members and City
officials were close by to offer the students
direction and guidance when needed.
"It was very
educational," said Council member Ron
Ferguson, "for both the council members and
the students."
Council Member Jim Woestman
commented that Student Government day is a great
program.
NASCAR
to the Max
As expected, Jeff Gordon and
Bobby Labonte were in the fray as the laps wound
down in Sundays Bass Pro Shops MBNA 500 at
Atlanta Motor Speedway. The 1.54-mile moderately
banked speedway features the fastest speeds on
the circuit with speeds entering the turns near
200 mph. Labonte seemed to have the car to beat
all day, dominating lengthy stretches throughout
the race. On lap 308 of the 325 scheduled, a
caution for a blown engine bunched the field. On
the lap 313 restart, Gordon was able to pass
Labonte for the lead. Labonte shadowed Gordon for
two laps then pulled a textbook bump and run;
lightly tapping the lead cars bumper enough to
loosen their car then passing for the position.
Labonte stretched his lead over the final nine
laps to claim a 1.2 second, over ten car lengths,
victory over Gordon. Gordon, who has won his
share of races with the bump and run maneuver and
appreciates a hard fought battle, was quick to
congratulate Labonte on his victory. The two
drivers have a virtual death grip on the track
with Labonte claiming six wins in the last 14
races at the track. Gordon has won at the track
three times, giving the duo 9 victories in the
last 21 races at the track.
Gordons dominance is not
limited to Atlanta. He may actually favor the
next track on the schedule, Darlington (SC)
Raceway. Darlington is the home of six of
Gordons career victories, with all six
coming in the previous 15 visits. The duo of Dale
Jarrett and Jeff Burton, have also had their
share of success at the track with the pair
claiming five victories, three for Jarrett and
two for Burton, in the past 12 races at the
1.366-mile egg-shaped oval.
Last years runner-up in the
season points race, Mark Martin, will need to
change his luck quickly if he hopes to be in
contention again this November. Due to blown
engines, Martin has finished last and next to
last in the last two races and currently sits
25th in points.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I know theyre just
tryin to be polite, but it bugs me when
ya call and they ask, "May I ask
whos calling?" Well sure you can
ask. What ya really mean is "tell me who
this is or ya aint gettin
through."
Some will get more to the
point, "Who shall I say is
calling?" That at least says
theres no doubt about what the question
is.
My favorite English teacher
spent an awful lota time leanin me ta
speak proper. Specially the difference
tween can and
may. We used ta bug her by
askin "can I go to the
restroom." She would always squirm a
little, knowin she didnt want to
get into a discussion whether we had
the ability or needed
permission to go to the
restroom."
I suppose the polite thing
ta do is ta identify myself when I make a
call, that would eliminate my irritation and
that of the person answerin the phone.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
My father believes everything
you say. He tells everyone that Click and Clack
say its cheaper to drive an old car than a
new one. True, BUT is there no outer limit?? He
drives a 1966 Olds Delta 88 that has 250K-plus on
the odometer and is on its second engine. The car
is a heap, with rust holes in the doors and
fenders, sagging bumpers (because the supports
have just about rusted through), sagging doors,
sagging suspension, rattles galore and a rear
wheel bearing that growls like an angry bear.
Every year, he pays a body shop big bucks to
cover the rust with new paint. The car gets
larger every year. A new rear window took more
than a year to locate and cost about $1,200
installed. The knob on the gear selector is a
sewing-thread spool that is older than my kids,
who have kids of their own. It this really what
you had in mind? Do you look forward to the day
when all of the cars chugging and rattling their
way down our highways and byways are 36 years old
and prone to dropping their rear bumpers on the
road? Please say it isnt so.
Herb
TOM: Sorry, Herb. Its so.
I stand by my words. It is ALWAYS cheaper to keep
driving your old car than it is to buy a new car.
RAY: It might not be safer, it
might not be more attractive, it might not smell
as good, but my brother is generally right.
Its almost always cheaper.
TOM: Always cheaper! Always!
RAY: Well, if you get into a
situation like your fathers, where
important parts like a rear window
become hard, and therefore expensive, to obtain,
you might find an exception to Tommys rule.
But generally speaking, its always cheaper
to keep driving your heap.
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