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Wednesday, March 19, 2003 Volume IX, Number 192
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Salvation Army Soup Kitchen, 125 E. Fairview, will serve
Ham w/Scalloped Potatoes, Hominy, Dessert & Drink on
Wednesday, March 19th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The YPL Cool
Readers program ends today. All log sheets must be turned
in by Wed., March 19th. Awards Day for the 2002-2003
Carthage Public Library Cool Readers will at 10 a.m. on
Friday, March 21st in the Library Annex. Call 237-7040
for info.
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden
Reflections will have an afternoon tea at 2 p.m. on
Thursday, March 20th in the hospital cafeteria. Jasper
County 911 Board will present a program on our Emergency
System. Chalaine Bell, Director of Respiratory Services
at MBH will speak about our new Sleep Lab. Call 359-2347
for more information.
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today's laugh
Two pigeons were flying over a parking
lot. Looking down, one said, "Hey, lets put a
deposit down on that red car."
Two eagles see a jet zoom by. One eagle
says, "That bird is certainly in a hurry."
The other eagle says, "So would
you be if your tail was on fire."
A good name for a boy born on the first
day of the month would be bill.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
EXPRESS HORSE BADLY
SHOCKED.
When Driver Carl Twitchel of the
Pacific express wagon started to the depot at 6:30 this
morning he drove into a knee-high live telephone wire
down at Second and Lyon streets. The horse, faithful old
"Jack," reared and plunged till free of the
shocking contact, but soon got into it again and was
knocked down by the electrical current.
The horse stretched out and groaned,
and the driver left him for dead and went to the house of
Agent Askey at the Baptist parsonage to tell him. Mr.
Askey ran to the scene with an umbrella and with it and
raked the wire off the prostrate horse. "Jack"
was still alive but was unharnessed and gotten up with
difficulty. He was badly burned about the mouth and nose
by the hot wire. His two hind shoes were torn off in the
experience some how, and poor old "Jack" was
led to his stable for a two days recuperation on full
feed just the same as if working.
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Today's Feature
Blunt Response.
House Majority Whip Roy
Blunt (Mo.) issued the following statement
regarding the Presidents address to the
nation Monday night:"The
President has given Saddam Hussein and the United
Nations every chance, and both have rejected
these opportunities. The time for diplomacy is
over."
Homicide - Suicide.
A memo was received Tuesday
morning from the Carthage Police Department with
information concerning a double homicide and
suicide that took place in Carthage.
Monday afternoon at 4:38 p.m. a
13-year-old newspaper carrier reported that there
was a "person down" in the back yard of
1055 South Garrison. When personnel arrived it
was obvious that the male subject lying in the
yard was deceased. An immediate search of the
residence resulted in the discovery of a deceased
female upstairs and a deceased male in the living
room. They appeared to have died from gunshot
wounds.
The deceased were later
identified as Dr. Oren Ralston, 88; Mrs. Madylon
Ralston, 84, wife of Dr. Ralston and Mr. Larry
Ralston, 62, son of Dr. Ralston.
Investigation by the Carthage
Police Department and the Jasper County
Coroners Office has concluded that Dr.
Ralston killed his son and wife and then killed
himself. There were notes left at the home by Dr.
Ralston detailing the incident as well as other
physical evidence. According to the Carthage
Police Department it seems that Dr. Ralston was
despondent over health issues.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
It doesnt take much
to impress some folks.
The other day I showed off
my level of intelligence by introducing a
three-year old to the age old concept of a
red brick.. Imagine, talkin to someone
who didnt know what a brick was. I was
in tall cotton. Opened up a whole new avenue
of thinkin for this curious mind.
I do have to admit that
occasions such as this dont happen much
when I hang out with folks more my age, but
unquestioned intelligence is one of the perks
of bein a grandfather I suppose.
There for a while I had two
grandchildren convinced that pickin up
sticks in the yard was great fun. It was
great while it lasted. Seems kids are
gettin smarter all the time.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
HERES
A TIP
By JoAnn Derson
To clean strong odors
such as fish or onion try rubbing
your hands with a little salt. Or, you can use a
leftover lemon wedge or used coffee grounds.
Got a run in your
pantyhose? Use a cut portion to scrub stains off
of delicate porcelain or countertops.
Ever oversalted soup?
Not to worry just cut a single potato into
several large slices. Add them to the soup, and
they will soak up the extra salt. Remove before
serving.
After a night of
overindulgence, try this headache-rescue remedy:
a cold glass of soy milk. The natural isoflavones
help to repair damage to liver cells bombarded
with alcohol.
Spam is becoming more
and more intrusive these days. But every time you
surf the Internet and enter an e-mail address for
more information or to access a Web page, you
open yourself up to more spam (from the Web sites
you visit, and more). Try opening a
"throw-away" e-mail account for this
purpose only. Go to any free Web mail provider
(like Hotmail or Yahoo!) and sign up for a free
e-mail account. When you have to enter your
e-mail to get info online, use this free account.
Then, when it gets too clogged with spam, just
close the account and open another.
Banish facial shine with
a cotton ball dipped in Milk of Magnesia. Wipe
off your T-zone (forehead, down the nose and on
the chin), then wipe lightly with a damp paper
towel or washcloth.
The best shade of shades
to wear in the early morning or at dusk? Yellow.
Yellow lenses brighten low light.
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