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Thursday, March 20, 2003 Volume IX, Number 193
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .This Friday,
March 21st, the Carthage Chamber will be hosting this
months Eggs & Issues Legislative Forum at the
Leggett & Platt Cornell Conference Center. Breakfast
will begin at 7a.m., with the program starting at
7:30a.m. Speakers include Senator Nodler and
Representatives Hunter, Richard, Ruestman, Stevenson and
Wilson. Cost is $5 per person, payable at the door.
Did Ya Know?. . .Golden
Reflections will have an afternoon tea at 2 p.m. on
Thursday, March 20th in the hospital cafeteria. Jasper
County 911 Board will present a program on our Emergency
System. Chalaine Bell, Director of Respiratory Services
at MBH will speak about our new Sleep Lab. Call 359-2347
for more information.
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today's laugh
Finally, weve learned why Webster
compiled the dictionary. Every morning at breakfast,
hed sit down and talk to the wife for a few
minutes. As soon as he said something, shed say,
"Now whats that supposed to mean?"
Dont bite your nails, especially
if youre a carpenter.
Las Vegas is loaded with all kinds of
gambling devicesdice tables, slot machines, wedding
chapels...
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Snake on His Wagon.
A farmer named Hansford, or Hansfield,
living in Sheridan township, discovered a black snake
coiled around the reach under his wagon when he stopped
to unhitch his team in the yard east of the Harrington
today.
The snake was about thirty inches long,
and ran out its tongue threateningly when pulled off its
perch with a stick. It was killed and given to a man who
said he wanted its skin for a hat band.
How this snake got onto the wagon is a
mystery. It may have been there several days, for the
wagon had not been in use for over a week, and it may
have crawled up while the farmer was watering his team in
a stream, while on his way to town.
Miss Asenath Wheeler is at Lowell,
Kansas today attending the wedding of her cousin Miss
Bertha May Stanley to Mr. Vernon J. Cox.
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Today's Feature
Sideawlk Committee.
The Public Works
meeting was held Tuesday evening on the sidewalk
across the street from City Hall. According to
Committee member Jackie Boyer no one had a key to
Council chambers where the meeting is usually
held. City Administrator Tom Short has a key and
typically attends the meetings but, Boyer said
that he was on spring break with his kids.
The meeting was a quick one,
Street Commissioner Tom Shelly was planing to go
over his budget with the committee. He chose to
wait until they could be at a table with better
lights. Shelly did say that there was a 1.6%
increase in his budget.
Boyer shared her concern with
the committee about the piles of dirt at
Meyers Park. She said that soon there would
be weeds growing on it with no way for it to be
mowed. The Committee discussed a few options such
as spreading the dirt out, moving it to a
different location, or putting it up for sale.
The Committee is also looking into the
possibility of using the accumulation for a city
project. Committee Chair Bill Fortune is going to
share the concern with the Council and try to
come up with a solution.
NASCAR
to the Max
With the laps winding down in
Sundays Carolina Dodge Dealers 400 from
Darlington (SC) Raceway Jeff Gordon appeared to
be on his way to claiming his seventh victory at
the track. However, on lap 270 of the 293 lap
feature, Gordon drifted high on the track and
scraped the outside wall inflicting enough damage
to relegate him to a 33rd finishing position, 7
laps behind the leader. Kurt Busch was the
benefactor of Gordons misfortune and at
that point appeared to have the car to beat.
However, a hard charging Ricky Craven had other
ideas. On the next to last lap, Craven pulled
alongside with a resulting bump between the two
almost sending Busch into the outside wall. Busch
regained control of his car and returned the
favor with Craven somehow managing to control his
car. Craven maintained second position and
attempted a pass on Busch coming out of the final
turn on the last lap. As the two headed for the
finish line, they bumped numerous times with
smoke billowing off their tires as they rubbed
together. NASCAR uses electronic sensors to
verify cars positions on the track and for use in
photo finishes. When the smoke had cleared, Ricky
Craven was declared the winner by two-one
thousandths (.002) of a second, only a matter of
inches. A driver is credited with leading a lap
only if he is leading at the start/finish line.
The only lap Craven led all day was the one that
mattered most; the final one.
The next race on the circuit
will take place at Bristol (TN) Motor Speedway.
The 500-lap feature around the .533-mile
high-banked speedway will see lots of
door-to-door racing. A 43 car field on such a
short track leads to numerous caution periods,
overheated cars and overheated drivers. Look for
lots of contact; some unintentional, some
intentional, with very few cars leaving the track
unscathed. Most teams add extra bracing and
supports to their cars fenders and bumpers
because of the expected contact. Rusty Wallace
has 9 wins in 37 starts at the track.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
I guess ya just expect it.
I looked up ta see what
time it was a couple a days ago and
couldnt believe it. The clock at SMB
had gone haywire. Like all electromechanical
contraptions, I suppose it happens from time
to time.
I didnt check the
temperature for accuracy, I was so dismayed
at not knowin the SMB time, my mind
just wandered.
Yesterday I was relieved to
notice that the clock was back to its old
self. Bringin me the latest time and
temperature. Back on track.
I dont suppose there
is any steadfast rule that a bank has ta
provide this particular service, but
goin without it for a couple a days
makes ya appreciate it a little more. Thanks
to whoever got the clock back in shape. Like
most things ya start takin for granted,
ya just expect it to be there.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a problem with the belt
on my 89 six-cylinder Jeep Cherokee. It was
fine, but then the serpentine belt began to
shred. I replaced it, and the new one began to
shred, too. I noticed that the belt was shifting
off of the pulley that is located on the
crankshaft. It wasnt moving much, but it
had moved exactly one groove closer to the
engine. I tried another new belt and tightened it
more. But halfway through a test drive, it was
shredding, too. Can you give me any advice?
Ricky
RAY: Yeah. Buy your belts by
the caseload, Ricky.
TOM: Back in the old days, cars
had one belt for each accessory: the alternator,
water pump, fan, power steering, etc. But that
was too easy.
RAY: So, now most cars have a
serpentine belt, which is a long belt that runs
all over the engine and runs everything. The real
advantage of a serpentine belt is that its
easier to change. You dont have to reach
your fat arms into little skinny openings to
change multiple belts. You change one belt, and
its done.
TOM: This belt runs over and
around many pulleys that power the accessories,
and it sounds to me like one of those pulleys is
out of alignment. Thats whats pulling
the belt off-line and causing it to shred.
RAY: If youve had one of
the accessories replaced recently like the
alternator or water pump Id suspect
that that pulley is now lined up incorrectly. It
could have been manufactured incorrectly, or it
could have been the wrong pulley for your engine.
A pulley only has to be a few millimeters off to
a set a belt-a-shreddin.
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