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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, March 26, 2003 Volume IX, Number 197
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Salvation Army Soup Kitchen, 125 E. Fairview, will serve
Sausage, Corn Bread, Baked Beans, Drink & Dessert on
Tuesday, March 25th.
Did Ya Know?. . .Eminence
Chapter #93 Order of the Eastern Star will meet Tuesday
March 25th,
7:30 p.m. Following the meeting a dinner honoring the
Masons & Youth and their families will be served at
8:30 p.m. a 50-year membership pin will be presented.
Did Ya Know?. . .The annual
Spuds N More luncheon hosted by the Carthage
Soroptimists will be held from 11a.m. - 2 p.m. on
Thursday, March 27th at Carthage Memorial Hall. Tickets are $5 and
will be available at the door or from any Soropitimist
member. Lunch includes a baked potato, all the toppings a
drink and dessert. Carryout is also available by calling
358-0146 by 9 a.m. the day of the event. There will be a
silent auction as well.
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today's laugh
Salesman: Believe me, this sewing
machine will pay for itself in no time.
Customer: Good. When it does, send it
to me.
Willy: Why did you bury your old car?
Billy: Well, the battery was dead, the
pistons were shot, and then the engine died.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Grand Show at the
Opera House.
Saturday evening next, Bolands
big moving picture show, the largest show of the kind
traveling in America with Edisons latest and
greatestthe vitascope will be seen at the Grand. It
is the first machine of the kind that has ever been
brought into the state.
The entire funeral of President
McKinley and Queen Victoria, two of the greatest funerals
ever known to the world will be shown, together with four
hundred other scenes, all of the very latest. Five miles
of film will be exhibited. Bring the ladies and children
to see the greatest machine ever produced. $4,000
invested in films.
Electric car No. 32 got out of order at
the southwest corner of the square this morning and used
up all its layover time in getting off the curve. As a
result it did not stop at all at the Harrington corner,
but went spinning and whirring around just in time to
meet the next in-coming car.
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Today's Feature
Make-A-Wish Fund-Raiser.
The Director of
McCune-Brooks Healthcare Foundation Beth Simmons
has recently announced that the McCune-Brooks
Healthcare Foundation and the Make-A-Wish
Foundation of Missouri are working together for
the fifth year on a fund-raiser to sponsor wishes
for four area children with life threatening
illnesses. The McCune-Brooks Health Care
Foundation will use their portion of the proceeds
to provide capital improvements for the hospital.
The event is called
"Around the World," and has an
international theme. "Around the World"
will feature Italian cuisine, music by "Jim
Hunter and the Mellotones" and both an
audible and silent auction. The live auction will
feature a Las Vegas getaway sponsored by MLT and
Great Southern Travel, a dachshund puppy courtesy
of Central Pet Care and a original painting by
local artist, Patricia Courtney.
Tickets are $45 for the evening
of March 29th, 2003 at the Precious Moments
Convention Center located on Chapel Road. The
doors will open at 6:30 p.m. For tickets or more
information call Beth Simmons at (417) 358-8988.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Dont see many
playin marbles anymore. I suppose the
fact that its hard ta find a good piece
a dirt big enough ta play on factors in a
little. I can still remember the first time I
realized what "playin for
keeps" was all about. Course the
lesson cost me a marble or two. One of
em was what I considered my best.
I quick learned not to play
for keeps with good marbles. There was always
a few whod bait ya in with an
exceptional marble or two, tryin to get
ya ta play your good ones. I learned real
quick that those guys were usually pretty
good shooters too. That lesson cost me a
couple a good marbles also.
Marbles is a complicated
game. The dexterity skills, negotiation
skills, the social skills need to survive
were learned early and reinforced daily. No
wonder kids dont play much anymore.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
HERES
A TIP
By JoAnn Derson
A Tip for New or
Expecting Parents: When you receive complicated
items from your gift registry, try them out right
away, while you have the time to learn how to
work them. New dad Dan had a heck of a time
trying to load bags into his brand-new Diaper
Genie in the middle of the night.
My friends like to keep
a magazine or book in their bag for situations
that require waiting, like when visiting the
doctors office. However, I like to keep
pretty postcards and small notecards with
envelopes. It gives me something to do, and
corresponding feels more productive to me. Also,
it seems that at least my friends and family
still love to get notes in the mail. Agnes
R., Chicago
Time to shop for a new
bathing suit? Look for one with a mix of Lycra
(allows stretching) and Tactel (shrink- and
fade-resistant).
Heres another
reason to go to the beach this summer: Running or
walking on loose sand burns about 20 percent more
calories than the same action on a firm surface.
To keep deer away from
your fine flowers, a reader from Elizabethton,
Pa., suggests mixing up this garden repellent:
hot peppers, garlic cloves, liquid soap and
water. Spray plants with mixture.
The best way to quickly
cool canned and bottled drinks is in a mix of ice
and water. The water is a better conductor of the
cold.
Got a calendar that has
wonderful pictures but dates from last year? Cut
out the picture and have them laminated. You can
use them as placemats for all kinds of things.
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