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published every weekday except major holidays
Friday, May 16, 2003 Volume IX, Number 234
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Shrine Burn Crew will have a fish fry at 6 p.m. on
Saturday, May 17th. The public is invited. North of
Carthage on M Hwy, 71 Hwy to M Hwy, 1/4 mile west. $8 per
person.
Did Ya Know?. . .A free Amber
Alert Registration including fingerprinting and
enhancement by the Carthage Police Department will be
held from 10 a.m.-1 p.m. on Sat., May 17th at the Fashion
Bug, 132 W. George Phelps Wal-Mart Plaza. Call 359-9572
for more information.
Did Ya Know?. . .About 3 weeks
ago J&L Sales & Service, 531 Oak St., Carthage,
found some keys on their counter. Call 358-4505 to
identify them.
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of
Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes next week,
Mon.-Fri., May 19th through 23rd. Your area will be
sprayed the evening of your trash pickup, between 8:30
p.m.-11:30 p.m. You may want to turn off any attic or
window fans while the sprayer is in your area.
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today's laugh
Happiness is not setting the alarm
clock on Saturday night.
The airlines try, but the best food was
on the old railroad day coach when the nice lady in the
next seat shared her shoebox full of fried chicken.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
She Repented Her
Secretiveness.
A certain young lady who has recently
come into possession of a diamond ring had cause to
repent of her selfishness in too faithfully guarding her
secret.
She chose to announce matters at a
certain gathering of intimate girl friends, but so
thoroughly well guarded had been her secret that for many
embarrassing moments nobody would believe that the ring
was her own. Moral If you have a good secret push
it along.
$100 Raise for
Postoffice Clerks.
Soon three clerks at the Carthage
postoffice are to get an increase of $100 per year in
salary. The lucky men are Arthur Zane, assistant mailing
clerk; Clarence Baker, money order clerk; George Durand,
general delivery clerk.
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Today's Feature
Jasper
County Public Auction.
At the County Commissioners
Meeting Eastern District Commissioners Jim Honey
announced that the Jasper County Public Auction
will be held Friday, May 23 at 9:00 a.m. at 125
North River, Carthage, MO at the County Highway
Barn. Terms are as follows: Cash or good check
with I.D. Nothing will be removed until it is
settled for. All announcements made day of sale
supersede all printed material. Not responsible
for accidents or lost items. There will be a 71 x
67 lot for sale at the auction. There is a 36 x
32 metal building on the lot.
Presiding Commissioner Chuck
Surface told the media at the meeting that he is
looking for an individual who can fix large
office machines such as check writers. Surface
said he was having to send money all the way to
Springfield, MO to get the job done and he would
rather keep the money local. Anyone interested
should call Surface at the courthouse, that
number is 358-0412.
Correction.
In Thursdays Mornin
Mail there was a misreport of a name. The
citys new Director of Engineering is named
Sam Proffer.
Workshop Weekend Coming
Soon.
By Lee Sours, artCentral
Three exciting workshops are
being offered this summer at artCentral. On the
weekend of June 6 8 classes will be
offered on stonecarving, blacksmithing, and
ceramics. The grounds of artCentral will be
transformed into a giant studio space. Bill Snow,
a nationally recognized stonecarver, will haul in
tons of stone and equipment which will be located
under a giant tent. Joe Davis, a highly skilled
smithy, will teach the basic techniques of
forging. Jerry Long, former instructor at Water
Works in Tulsa, will teach handbuilding ceramics.
Each summer we have a great time as people carve
alabaster or limestone sculptures. Or you may
want the pleasure or creating your own hand
forged tongs, square nails, fireplace tools, etc.
And in the ceramics class you will learn to make
hollow forms, use molds and do carving into the
clay. Call artCentral today to obtain a
registration form and reserve your space in one
of the above classes. You must be 17 or older to
participate.
Also occurring in June is the
annual Membership Show. So if you are a member
get your entry ready. In this show we generally
have a little of everything: oil, acrylic,
watercolor, jewelry, colored pencil, ceramics,
sculpture, photography and more. It gives you a
chance to see what everyone is doing and visit
with the other artists.
Currently on exhibit at
artCentral are the works of Sam Lewis (ceramics,)
Diana Bray (paintings,) Mark Woodin (conceptual
pieces,) and Linda Stair (pastel art.) At
Shellies restaurant we have the works of
Verneil Roper and Dan McWilliams.
HOURS: T F 11 - 5
Sunday 12 -5 Closed Mon. and
Sat.
1110 E 13th 358-4404
ozarkartistscolony.com
Closed this Sunday for
Graduation.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
Ive been
lookin at those battery powered
tools that come in a set. Course
the screwdriver, a little circular saw,
and a recirculatin saw. They come
with the battery charger and a spare
battery so you can always keep one pumped
up.
The main holdup
Im havin is that I still
havent mastered the screwdriver
yet. Ive had onea those for several
years, and have the scars to prove it.
Now I know they have
those adapters to hold the screw when
youre gettin it started, but
I dont use onea those. I prefer to
jab the workin end of the driver
into my finger at least once ever time I
use the contraption. You can see why
Im leery of pickin up a
battery powered machine with a sharp
blade on it. At least now I still have
fingers to count up my injuries.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Natural
Nutrition
By Mari An Willis
Ive spent some hours
looking into some of these new diet formulas and
new "pain relief formulas" which have
sprung up and are being advertised via direct
mail and phone and info commercials, etc. This
supplement business is booming as is consumer
confusion. I am constantly having to look up
something new just to find out that it is not
new.
I looked into a
"miraculous new pain relief" supplement
which was just what I was sure my customers were
looking for. The price was pretty steep, but if I
purchased two bottles or even a six months
supply, the price dropped (any wise retailer
would be happy to accommodate that buying
method...I do) accordingly. Sounded good until I
ordered a bottle as I got mixed messages from the
phone salesperson....was it a hormone as one
salesperson informed me, or was it a propritory
formula with amino acids as the other salesperson
informed me. Hummmm. Worth the $29.99 plus
S&H to find out I guess. After all, my
customers do deserve the best. Well, to my
surprise, it was just an overpriced bottle of
DLPA. This is a form of the essential amino acid
PHENYLALANINE which activates endorphins. The
DL-phenylalanine effectively inhibits enzymes
which intensifies and prolongs the bodys
own natural painkilling response to injury,
accident and disease. This nonaddictive, nontoxic
supplement has been introduced to many people
over the years in health food stores. Dr. Earl
Mindells Vitamin Bible, the vitamin
reference of choice, clearly explains the usage.
Obviously not a "new" supplement.
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