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Thursday, October 16, 2003 Volume XII, Number 85
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Class of
1978 Reunion will be held from 7-12 p.m. on Friday, Oct.
17th in the old Eugene Field School. Classmates of any
age invited. For more information contact Piper, Shellie,
or Teresa at 358-3879.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Class of
1973 30th Reunion will be held at 7 p.m. on Sat., Oct.
18th at the Lucky J Restaurant and Arena. For more info
call Cyndy Pendleton Macy at SMB, 358-9331.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Veterans Alliance will meet at 7 p.m. on Thurs., Oct.
16th at the V.F.W. Hall. They will finalize plans for the
Veterans Day Program to be held at the Memorial Hall. All
veteran organizations are welcome to attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .The next
Diabetes Support Group will meet from 4-5 p.m. on Wed.,
Oct. 22nd in the McCune-Brooks Hospital dining room.
Donna Nelson, RN, will speak about handling lifes
challenges. Refreshments and recipes will be served.
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today's laugh
I paid a hundred dollars for that dog -
part Collie and part bull.
Which part is bull?
The part about the hundred dollars.
I passed your house yesterday.
Thanks. We appreciate it.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Returned to Red Oak.
J.A. Sawyer, who was here visiting his
nephew, Chas. Hale, has returned to his home at Red Oak,
Mo. Mr. Hales mother-in-law, Mrs. Jefferys,
accompanied him home and will visit before her return
here with her son at Stotts City.
All members of the Fraternal Aid
Association are requested to be present at the meeting
this evening. Initiation of new members.
Hear Edward Baxter Perry, the noted
blind pianist, at the Christian Church next Tuesday
evening.
Dr. Wesley Halliburton, who was here
for a visit to his brothers, and also to consult with the
physicians of Mr. Saml McReynolds in regard to his
illness, has returned to his home in Alton, Ill.
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Today's Feature
Chamber
Announce Move.
The Carthage Chamber of Commerce will be moving
soon to their new location, 402 S. Garrison, in
the old Great Southern Bank Building, according
to Executive Director Max McKnight. They should
have possession by November 1st, and will move
into the new location shortly after, McKnight
announced at Tuesdays regular City Council
Meeting.
The new location will provide
more space overall for employees, and an
opportunity to upgrade organizations image,
says McKnight.
"A thing we like to do and
be aware of is supporting the community as a
whole, even though we wont be on the Square
anymore, were still downtown," said
McKnight.
The Dry Gultch, which occupies
the store next to the current Chamber location,
will be expanding their store into what was the
Chamber space after the first of the year, says
owner, Deborah Lavite.
The Carthage Convention and
Visitors Bureau will also be moving along with
the Chamber, to the new Garrison location.
NASCAR
to the Max
In a twist from several
races in the recent past, the winner of the
UAW-GM Quality 500 in Charlotte, NC was not
determined by who could stretch a tank of
fuel the farthest but who had the fresher
tires. Ryan Newman, who has won several races
this season by conserving fuel, looked to be
on his way to another win when he pitted late
in the race and took a full load of fuel
which would enable him to finish the race.
Though Newman gave up a lap, it was expected
that he would inherit the lead when his
competition pitted later. When the leaders
pitted, Tony Stewart also took new tires and
was eight seconds in arrears to Newman.
Stewart began his pursuit of Newman and,
though slowed slightly by lapped traffic, had
caught Newman with ten laps to go. An old
NASCAR axiom says "Catching someone is
one thing, passing them is another."
Stewart stayed in line behind Newman and
applied steady pressure. With seven laps
remaining Newmans car bobbled slightly
allowing Stewart to take the favored inside
line for the pass. Stewart maintained the
lead over the final laps to claim his second
victory of the season.
The secret to Newmans
fuel mileage has been revealed and rather
than cheating as alleged by his competitors,
Newman is using a SMALLER carburetor than
allowed. The team reportedly gives up only
two horsepower but gets ½ mile per gallon
better fuel economy which equates to 11 miles
per tank of fuel. At a 1.5 mile track that 11
miles per tank would allow an advantage of
about seven laps. That would explain how
Newman is able to complete the race, do his
victory lap and celebratory burn out with
fuel to spare.
Jeff Gordon seems to be
stuck in a rut. A rut however, that would
satisfy most other drivers. The four time
series champion has finished the past four
races in fifth place.
The series now heads to the
paper clip shaped .526-mile Martinsville (VA)
Speedway. Jeff Gordon won the spring race
here.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',I heard talk
about a guy that was one brick short of a load
the other day. Id have ta figure that most
get the feelin they dont know all
they should at some point or another. Id
lived a lotta years fore I heard the
expression "not the sharpest knife in the
drawer."
I grew up hearin
bout those bein one card short of a
deck, ladder not reachin the top rung, and
bein a half a bubble off.
Typically these were not
judgemental statements, but just observations
considered as fact.
Course usually the
statement was followed by the observation that
the person had many admirable traits also.
Im sure Ive lost a
brick or two along the way. If ya find it, put it
on your pile, if ya think its worthy.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
by Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
What is the formula on the gas
pump all about? (R+M)/2 whats the R?
Whats the M? James
TOM: Its all about
octane, James. Octane is a hydrocarbon that, when
burned in an engine, has a very high resistance
to engine knock, or pinging.
RAY: But since its very
expensive, you never actually burn octane in your
engine. The gasolines we use contain no octane.
The octane rating simply measures how closely a
gasoline compares to pure octane in suppressing
knock.
TOM: So a fuel rated 93 octane
will resist knock and pinging like a mixture
thats 93 percent pure octane.
RAY: There are two different
methods used to determine the octane rating of a
fuel. Theres "R," which stands
for "research." The research octane
number (RON) is determined in a lab with a test
engine running at 600 rpm, which represents a
low-compression, low-knock situation.
TOM: Then theres
"M," for "motor." The motor
octane number (MON) uses a test engine, also in a
lab, at a higher rpm. Thats supposed to
represent higher-speed, higher-temperature
operation, where knock is more likely.
RAY: Why is the second one
called "motor" when its also,
technically, "research"? Done in a lab,
too? We have no idea. Why not L+H for
"low" and "high"? Or S+F for
"slow" and "fast"? Or if
its going to be meaningless, why not S+R
for "Siegfried" and "Roy"?
TOM: Anyway, the way they get
the number on the pump is by averaging
"R" and "M." Or, put
mathematically, "(R+M)/2." So, if the
RON of a fuel is 93 and the MON is 87, the octane
rating you see on the pump is 90.
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