today's laugh
Officer: Wheres the driver that
hit him? Get him!
Traffic Victim: Wait, Mr. Policeman, wait. I was trying
to cross the street and the driver stopped and motioned
me to go across. The shock was too much. I fell down.
Doctor: (looking at patients eye)
I see indication of liver ailments and Brights
disease.
Patient: Try again, Doc, thats my glass eye.
"Hes a wiry little
chap."
"He doesnt look it. What does he do?"
"Connects telephones."
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Magee Bought Out
Partner Kendrick.
J. H. Magee has purchased T. A.
Kendricks one-half interest in the canning factory
for $6,000 and will operate the factory on a larger scale
this season, providing the desired storage of vegetables
can be secured. He wants 500 acres of tomatoes and the
same amount of corn and requests those who desire to grow
either for the factory under contract to notify him by
postal or leave word at any of the banks in Carthage.
As soon as the requests for contracts
amount to 300 acres of tomatoes and 250 acres of corn he
will begin making contracts as high as paid by any
factory in the state and higher than some of the
factories with which he has to compete.
James Rollins, a well-known man, is
lame as a result of an accident that befell him. In
stepping out of a wagon his kneecap was thrown out of
place and he will be unable to dance for a long time yet.
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Today's Feature
No Parking, No
Guns.
Carthage Police Chief Dennis
Veach presented his draft proposing a city
ordinance at Monday nights Public Safety
Meeting in the Carthage Fire Departmen. The
proposal would ban openly displayed and concealed
firearms from city owned facilities. The
ordinance is in response to the states
concealed weapons law. The state law is currently
on hold due to a lawsuit and a temporary
injuction. The hearing is set for today in St.
Louis for a permanent injunction. Chief Veach
again raised his concern with the portion of the
law allowing persons 21 years old or older, who
lawfully possess a firearm, to transport it in
the passenger compartment of a motor vehicle.
McCune Brooks Hospital CEO Bob
Copeland, also attended the Monday night meeting.
Copeland discussed the need to prohibit parking
on the north side of Centennial in front of the
hospital. His primary concern was visibility from
the west, pulling onto to Centennial from the
hospital parking lot. The Committee approved the
request. Members include Committee Chair Mike
Harris, Jim Woestman, Ron Ferguson, and Diane
Sharits.
NASCAR
to the Max
Sundays running of the
Subway 500 from Martinsville (VA) Speedway could
easily have been called the Jeff Gordon 500.
Gordon and his team have hit upon a combination
that is unstoppable at the .526-mile speedway.
Gordon, whose only other win this season came at
this same track, dominated multiple stretches of
the event including extended sessions in the
early and late going. Gordon started on the pole
(first qualifying) position and went on to lead
313 of the 500 laps. In the spring race, Gordon
led 190 of the 500 laps and also started that
race from the pole. In the two combined races,
Gordon led 503 of a possible 1000 laps.
The race was a typical short
track crash fest with the caution flag being
waved 15 times for 117 laps; over 20% of the race
total. Though not a record number of cautions,
the number of laps run under caution was an event
record.
Gordon became the fourth driver
this season to sweep both events held at one
track. Kurt Busch won both Bristol races, Jimmie
Johnson swept New Hampshire and Ryan Newman
claimed both Dover victories.
Matt Kenseth lost a little
ground to Kevin Harvick in the championship
points race but still leads by a healthy
240 points. Kenseth needs to only finish 12th or
better in the remaining four races to take home
the Winston Cup Championship.
There is some rumbling to
revamp the points system to place a higher
premium on winning rather than consistency.
Ryan Newman has won eight races
this season but crashed in several others and
sits in fourth in the standings while
points leader Kenseth has only one win on
the season but has been more consistent.
From one of the slower tracks
on the circuit the series now heads to one of
its fastest, the Atlanta Motor Speedway.
The 1.54-mile speedway will see
straightaway speeds near the 200 mph mark. The
track is one of Bobby Labontes favorites.
Labonte won the spring race here and has 6
victories in the last 14 races at the track.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',Course
what a lotta folks dont think about is the
fact that it is perfectly legal in the State,
though not necessarily in a particular community,
to carry a fire arm on your person anytime as
long as its not concealed. Thats what
anyone out huntin is doin.
In the small town where I grew
up, it wasnt unusual to see someone
walkin outa town to do some target practice
or huntin with a gun on the hip or rifle
over the shoulder. But, accordin to the
ordinance at the time it was illegal to carry a
concealed sling shot.
As a kid I thought that it was
strange that I couldnt carry my sling shot
in my pocket, but hunters could roam the streets
with loaded shotguns.
I never shot out a street
light, but I never was too good with a sling
shot.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
In your column about breaking
in brake pads, you said that the pads need to be
broken in so that they match the "grooves
and ridges from the previous, say, 30,000 miles
of stopping." That makes perfect sense to
me. So why does my brake shop tell me it has to
turn my rotors to eliminate all those
"grooves and ridges from the previous 30,000
miles of stopping?" As I see it, unless the
rotors are badly warped, the shop is just making
extra money off me by turning my rotors,
isnt it? Joe
RAY: Well, of course it is,
Joe. Theyve got kids to send to college,
too.
TOM: Actually, what its
doing is keeping you from coming back and
complaining about noisy brakes. While new brake
pads will eventually seat to old rotors,
theyre likely to make noise when you stop.
And our customers really hate brake noise.
RAY: So actually, on lots of
brake jobs we do, we just go ahead and replace
the rotors. Like a lot of other shops, weve
discovered some excellent, less-expensive
alternatives to factory rotors. For example, we
found some Taiwanese rotors that perform
beautifully on Honda Civics and Toyota Corollas.
And they cost about 20 bucks each. At that price,
it doesnt make sense NOT to replace them.
TOM: Sometimes we have
extremely frugal (i.e., cheap) customers who are
willing to put up with the noise. For those
customers, assuming the rotors are safe,
well just put on new pads without turning
or replacing the rotors. But we specify on the
repair slip that stopping distances might be
longer until the brakes "seat." And
even after that, the customers might experience
squealing brakes.
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