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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, September 17, 2003 Volume XII, Number 64
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Community
Blood Center of the Ozarks has issued a Code Yellow Alert
for all blood types. A blood drive will be held at the
Carthage Health & Rehab Center, Carthage, 1901 Buena
Vista, from 11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 19th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Veterans Alliance will meet at the V.F.W., Sept. 25th at
7 p.m. in order to plan the Annual Veterans Day Service
to be held on Nov. 11th, 2003. All Veteran Organizations
are invited to this meeting.
Did Ya Know?. . . "Team Up
& Read Up," with the St. Louis Rams for a Fall
Reading Program for readers 6-years-old and up. Program
runs from Sept. 15th through Oct. 31st. Call 237-7040 or
come by the Carthage Public Library YPL desk for more
information.
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today's laugh
Have you taken every precaution to
prevent spread of contagion in your family?
Absolutely, doctor, weve even bought a sanitary cup
and we all drink from it.
Can you pay your bill now?
No see me Thursday.
Thursday Ill be out of town.
So will I.
Im afraid the apartment is too
small. I might want to grow a beard.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Wells & Wiggins
Prosecute.
Ten urchins, none of them over 14 years
of age, were tried in Judge Coons court at 10
oclock this morning on a double charge of burglary
and grand larceny. They are accused by the Wells &
Wiggins Grocer company, with breaking into box cars in
the Frisco yards on East Sixth street on divers and
sundry occasions and stealing watermelons which had been
consigned to them.
At least two witnesses have joined in
the complaint and they place the aggregate number of
melons stolen at 50.
Inviting Weather for
Burglars.
This is the time of year when the open
houses at night invite thefts and burglaries. It is
unendurable to close up residence tight in such hot
weather, but the household will have to be on the lookout
when doors and windows are left open all night.
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Today's Feature
United Way Campaign Begins.
The Carthage
United Way has set a goal of $275,000 for the
current fund raising campaign. Dr. Glenn Coltharp
is the chairman of this years efforts and
he says the Agency is proud of how efficiently
the sixteen agencies supported utilized the
United Way funds last year."It is also obvious that our entire
community has great needs facing it. As we go
through difficult times as a community, our
community members will need to turn more to our
United Way Agencies," said Coltharp.
Local businesses are receiving
campaign literature that show the various
agencies and the services provided by those
agencies. Agencies receiving funds include the
American Red Cross, Ozark Trails Council Boy
Scouts, Carthage Development Center, Carthage
Crisis Center, Carthage Crosslines Ministry,
Childrens Mercy Hospital, Kansas City,
Citizens Advisory Board, Community Clinic of
Carthage, Family Literacy Council, Girl Scout
Council of the Ozark Area, Jasper County 4-H,
Lafayette House, Ozark Camp Quality, The
Salvation Army, Special Olympics, and Sunshine
Homes, Inc.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
They say the trick to
rabbit huntin is to have a dog that
never quite catches up to the rabbit. The
furry little critters have a habit of
runnin in a big circle and comin
back to cross their tracks. The idea is to
confuse any varmit that is chasin
em. The hunter is supposed to stay put
and wait as the dog works his way through the
hedge rows. Eventually, the theory is, the
rabbit will come back by for an easy shot.
Havin a dog, as a
kid, and always thinkin that rabbit
huntin would be great sport, I went in
search of the wascally wabbit. Unfortunately,
the dog had not read the sportin
magazine that I had. Hed take out after
the rabbit all right, but eventually I would
have to go find the mut out sniffin in
a rat nest or barkin at some squirrel
up a tree.
Course there is a
chance that the rabbit wrote the real story.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
HERES
A TIP
By JoAnn Derson
Heres a wonderful
tip from a reader. Marge A. of Cherokee, Okla., a
senior on a fixed income, combined thriftiness,
recycling and a sense of style when she chose her
pet fishs new home. At her local thrift
store, she purchased a 10-cup glass coffee
carafe, decorated it with plants and shells, and
used it as a fishbowl. Inexpensive and easy to
clean, as well as easy to handle, she says it is
a "conversation piece." Ill bet
it is. Thanks, Marge.
To travel with pleated
skirts, use this packing trick: Turn the skirt
inside out, and straighten all the pleats. Then
tape the bottom so that all the pleats are held
together. Next, feed the skirt into a leg of
pantyhose with the foot cut off. You end up with
a nice tube, which you can tuck into the sides of
your luggage.
"When traveling for
more than a few days, stick your plants into the
bathtub with a little bit of water. They soak it
up, and you dont have to have someone come
over and water your plants. This wont work
for more than a week, though." John
McF. of Baton Rouge, La.
Jenee L. of Memphis,
Tenn., writes: "If you love to burn candles
as much as I do, consider storing them in the
fridge for a day or so before you burn them. I
swear, it makes them burn evenly. Someone told me
this once, and I tried it and have been doing it
ever since. No more crooked candles."
Rick M. writes via
e-mail: "Nobody loves a good fire more than
I do. Since the weather is just starting to
change, I have been thinking about getting my
firewood stacked and ready, and my wife told me
to share this tip. I start saving orange, lemon
and grapefruit peels early in the fall, and I dry
them out and store them in a little bowl by the
fireplace. To make the fire smell extra nice (and
sometimes to help get it started), I toss in a
handful of the peels."
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