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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, September 18, 2003 Volume XII, Number 65
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Community
Blood Center of the Ozarks has issued a Code Yellow Alert
for all blood types. A blood drive will be held at the
Carthage Health & Rehab Center, Carthage, 1901 Buena
Vista, from 11:00 a.m.-2:00 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 19th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Veterans Alliance will meet at the V.F.W., Sept. 25th at
7 p.m. in order to plan the Annual Veterans Day Service
to be held on Nov. 11th, 2003. All Veteran Organizations
are invited to this meeting.
Did Ya Know?. . . "Team Up
& Read Up," with the St. Louis Rams for a Fall
Reading Program for readers 6-years-old and up. Program
runs from Sept. 15th through Oct. 31st. Call 237-7040 or
come by the Carthage Public Library YPL desk for more
information.
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today's laugh
They call me Alexander the Great!
Alexander the Great?
Yeah, when the furnace gets low, they holler
Alexander the grate!
Before they sent me out on this
dangerous mission, the doctor examined me to see if I was
physically fit. He went all over me looking for my heart
he couldnt find it.
How was that?
Because it was in my throat.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Chas. Ralston on a
Vacation.
Deputy Sheriff Chas. Ralston, who has
been in charge of the county jail for a month past, is
off for a vacation. Deputy Sheriff Clarence Kier, of
Joplin, took charge of the jail this morning. Deputy
Ralston will leave Friday on a business and pleasure trip
to Kansas City and St. Louis and other points.
Deals in Real Estate.
A.K. Piercy today sold to M.J. Jacobs
37 acres located four miles north of the court house for
$1,050.
Wm. Rice, Charles R. Rice, George Rice
and Jasper Rice sold to Irvin Rice 32 acres of land
located two miles south of Jasper for $1,140.
Irvin Rice, William Rice, Jasper Rice
and Charles Rice sold to George Rice the next 32 acres
north of the above for $1,140.
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Today's Feature
Right to Carry Qualifications.Representative Bryan Stevenson
(R128-Joplin) has outlined the qualifications for
the new Right To Carry legislation. The bill
establishes a procedure for obtaining an
endorsement on a persons drivers
license that entitles the person to carry a
concealed firearm. Sheriffs will issue
certificates of qualification to applicants who
meet the requirements for obtaining the
endorsement. The bill takes effect October 11,
1003. To qualify for the certificate needed to
acquire a concealed carry endorsement,
individuals must:
Be at least 23 years of age; Be
a citizen of the United States; Have resided in
Missouri for at least six months or be a member
of the military, or the spouse of a member,
stationed in Missouri; Not have been found guilty
of a felony; Not have been found guilty, in the
five years preceding the application, of a
misdemeanor involving a crime of violence or two
misdemeanors involving either alcohol-related
driving offenses or possession of a controlled
substance; Not be a fugitive from justice; Not be
currently charged with a felony; Not be
dishonorable discharged from the armed forces;
Not have engaged in a pattern of behavior,
documented in public records, that causes the
sheriff to have a reasonable belief that the
applicant presents a danger to himself, herself,
or other; Not have been adjudged mentally
incompetent or released from a mental health
facility for five years prior to the application;
Not be the respondent in a valid full order of
protection currently in effect; Be fingerprinted;
Clear a criminal background check by the state
and the Federal Bureau of Investigation; Comply
with training requirements established by the
bill.
The Joplin Rifle and Gun Club
is currently working toward hosting the mandatory
training sessions required in this bill.
Announcements will be forthcoming as to date,
location, and other particulars regarding the
training requirements. Application fee for the
permit may not exceed $100, and renewal fees may
not exceed $50.
NASCAR
to the Max
Sundays Sylvania 300 from
New Hampshire International Raceway maintained
the tracks reputations for being a one groove
(racing lane) track with little passing on the
track. The race featured twenty lead changes
among eleven drivers with most lead changes
taking place during pit stops.
Following the races sixth
caution period, the race was restarted with 102
laps remaining leaving the drivers little choice
but to pit for fuel if the race continued under
green flag conditions. With the laps winding
down, the leaders began pitting to take on just
enough fuel to reach the finish. As each driver
pitted, the leader board shuffled until all of
the front runners had cycled through the pits.
When the activity on pit road
had subsided, Jimmie Johnson had inherited the
lead which he held until the checkered flag flew.
Johnsons win gave him a sweep at the New
Hampshire track this season and his third win of
the season.
A serious tragedy was averted
during Sundays race after Dale Jarrett
crashed on the front stretch. With his car
sitting helplessly near the start/finish line,
Jarrett was a sitting duck as the race leader
allowed several lap down cars to race back to the
line to get back on the lead lap while other cars
attempted to keep them a lap down. All cars
passed Jarrett without further incident however
it had to be uncomfortable in Jarretts
seat. NASCAR needs to take a serious look at its
caution policy before a driver is seriously
injured in a similar incident.
At the three-quarter point of
the season, Matt Kenseth seems to have a lock on
the seasons point championship. Kenseth
leads second place Dale Earnhardt, Jr. by 404
markers. Barring a meltdown of epic proportions,
Kenseth will claim the crown. Kenseth need only
finish eighth or bettor over the final nine races
to claim the title regardless of how his
challengers fare.
The teams now head to "The
Monster Mile," Dover (DE) International
Speedway. The seasons winningest driver,
Ryan Newman, claimed the seasons earlier
race from the 1-mile high-banked oval.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',Had a couple a
people ask if there was a murder trial goin
on yesterday. The Square was packed with cars
parked in ever spot available.
I suppose the former sheriff
deputy trial concernin some missin
charity contributions of less that a couple
hunderd bucks is the culprit causin the
traffic. Im hearin that there were
more than a couple dozen witnesses scheduled for
the trial. Add in the media types coverin
the event and ya see why there was a parkin
problem on the Square. The Farmers Market
was also goin on so there was plenty of
frustration tryin to stop in for a quick
shoppin spree.
Theres no doubt the
Courthouse draws lots a folks to the Square which
is good for business, but Im bettin
most merchants are hopin for a fair, but
quick trial.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column Click
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TALK CARS
By Tom and Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
Help! Im going back to
school, and the stuff I need/want to take
wont all fit into my car. My friends say I
should rent a trailer. Im concerned that my
car will be ruined by the effort of towing a
trailer across, first, the Sierra Nevada, then
the Rockies. My car is a 1997 Honda Civic, with
155,000 miles on it. I live in the San Francisco
Bay area, and Im going to Indiana
University in Bloomington. What do you suggest?
David
RAY: I suggest a garage sale,
David. You have too much stuff.
TOM: Yeah. Youre supposed
to be footloose and fancy-free. These are your
college years. Youll have the rest of you
life to surround yourself with a house-and-a-half
full of useless junk thatll prevent you
from ever moving again. Why start now?
RAY: Plus, it probably will
croak your car. Or at least shorten its already
tenuous life. Engines and transmissions have to
work hard to get over mountains especially
small engines. And when you add another thousand
pounds of weight for them to pull, not to mention
the additional wind resistance of a big,
pizzabox-fronted trailer, youre just asking
for the engine or tranny to overheat or fail. And
a compact Honda Civic as nice a car as it
is was not built to tow trailers over
multiple mountain ranges.
TOM: So, my suggestion would be
to throw some of your stuff overboard (i.e., get
rid of it). If you absolutely cant bear to
do that, you can always ship some of it to
school. Send the stuff by UPS, and let them drag
it over the mountains and cook their
transmissions.
RAY: Or, if you really must
take a ton of stuff with you, you can always rent
a whole truck and tow your car behind it.
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