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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, September 22, 2003 Volume XII, Number 67
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Community
Blood Center of the Ozarks has issued a Code Yellow Alert
for all blood types. A blood drive will be held at the
First United Methodist Church, Carthage, 617 South Main,
from
2-5 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 22nd.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Veterans Alliance will meet at the V.F.W., Thurs., Sept.
25th at 7 p.m. in order to plan the Annual Veterans Day
Service to be held on Nov. 11th, 2003. All Veteran
Organizations are invited to this meeting.
Did Ya Know?. . . "Team Up
& Read Up," with the St. Louis Rams for a Fall
Reading Program for readers 6-years-old and up. Program
runs from Sept. 15th through Oct. 31st. Call 237-7040 or
come by the Carthage Public Library YPL desk for more
information.
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today's laugh
An optimist goes downstairs with a
fishing pole when his basement is flooded.
The way to live to be 100 is to reach
99, and then live very carefully.
An agent was discussing an act with a
stubborn club owner. "I got an act," said the
agent, "whod be great. He specializes in
putting his right arm into a lions mouth."
"That sounds interesting,"
said the owner. "Whats he call himself?"
"Lefty," said the agent.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
PRISONERS GO TO THE
PEN.
Fred Herrin and
Nathan Neal Start in
on Their Two Year Terms.
Sheriff Owen returned Saturday evening
from a trip to Jefferson City taking prisoners to the
pen. Clarence Kier, his office deputy at Joplin,
accompanied him.
Fred Herrin, sentenced to two years for
holding up Gene and E. Bennett, and Nathan Neal,
sentenced to two years for bigamy, were the candidates
taken to the penitentiary. Also Robt. Smith, a
fourteen-year-old boy of Joplin was taken to the reform
school at Boonville. Young Smith had been released on
parole but had to be taken back.
Chas. Ramsey was arraigned in police
court this morning, charged with fighting with Tom Murto
about two weeks ago, but the court decided he was not
guilty. Murto had pleaded guilty and paid a fine.
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Today's Feature
Council
Considers CVB for DMO.
The City Council is scheduled
to hear a resolution during tomorrow
evenings regular meeting that would
designate the Carthage Convention and Visitors
Bureau (CVB) as the recognized Destination
Marketing Organization (DMO) for Carthage. The
designation is required by the Missouri Division
of Tourism for Carthage to become a qualified for
various tourism grants under the State
Cooperative Marketing Program.
The Council is also scheduled
to hear the first reading of a Council bill
sponsored by the Budget Ways and Means Committee.
The bill would amend the Civic Enhancement Fund
budget to allow an appropriation of $5,500 from
the unallocated fund balance for the installation
of a fountain at the golf course pond.
The Budget Committee is also
recommending an amendment to the Taxi Services
Department Capital Outlay line item which would
transfer $10,734 to the Police Department Capital
Outlay line item for a previously approved
computer system upgrades.
The Council is also scheduled
to hear a presentation by New Beginnings
Development, Inc. about a housing development.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',Ive done
some stupid things from time to time. Most of
em have never been told - and its
gonna stay that way.
I figured out a while back that
one stupid thing I could avoid is tellin
folks about stupid things Ive done.
I keep thinkin I was just
too young to understand stupid, or at least I
would eventually outgrow the urge to do stupid
things.
Typically when I start
feelin Ive past the stupid things
portion of my life, I have ta be reminded that
youre never too old to do somethin
stupid.
I have had a life long battle
with various forms of the nail. Those little
metal spikes make me do a variety of stupid
things. The most common result is me tryin
to hold a nail with a thumb that has just been
smacked with my hammer. I just never learn.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
THIS IS A HAMMER
By Samantha
Mazzotta
Q: I dont have a home
repair tip, but I do have a problem. A hailstorm
damaged the siding and some of the windows in my
home. The exterior paint is chipped, and there
are actual holes in the siding. The damaged
windows have broken and cracked glass. I need
advice on how to repair these problems before
winter sets in. Do you think repairing the window
cracks with silicone putty will work? Please
advise. Soon-to-be-Snowy in Saskatchewan
A: My first piece of advice
would be to contact your insurance company to
report the damage and have an inspector come out
and assess it. Proper repair of siding and
windows can run into the thousands of dollars.
If you dont have
homeowners insurance or you cant
cover the deductible, government agencies can
often provide assistance (in your province, the
Saskatchewan Housing Corporation and the Hail
Insurance Council of Saskatchewan; check your
phone listings). Look at all your options before
taking on major repair work. A licensed
contractor will be essential to making your home
secure against winter snowstorms (and anything
else nature may throw at it).
Meantime, you do need to
protect the exterior walls and foundations, as
well as the interior of your home, against water
damage and pest invasion. Rodents, bugs and other
creatures will quickly take advantage of those
holes in the siding and move in, creating a
pitter-patter of little feet that you dont
want to hear. To provide very temporary
protection, plastic sheeting and duct tape are
your best friends. Cut the sheets a couple inches
wider than the damaged areas and tape them
securely into place.
Do the same thing with broken
or cracked windowpanes, placing a plastic sheet
on either side of the window. Dont attempt
to remove broken glass yourself. Theres a
danger of getting injured, and the damaged glass
still provides some protection from the elements.
Dont try to repair the glass with silicone
putty. Although the putty will hold the broken
pieces together, it makes removing them for a
proper repair later much more difficult.
These stopgap measures will
only work through the fall, however. The first
snowstorm (or sleet, or rain or just heavy wind)
could rip these plastic sheets right off of the
siding, allowing icy air inside. You must contact
a licensed contractor as soon as possible to
repair or replace the damaged siding, touch up
the paint and replace the broken glass.
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