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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, September 24, 2003 Volume XII, Number 69
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Community
Blood Center of the Ozarks has issued a Code Yellow Alert
for all blood types. A blood drive will be held at the
McCune-Brooks Hospital, 627 W. Centennial, Carthage, from
1-4 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 25th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Veterans Alliance will meet at the V.F.W., Thurs., Sept.
25th at 7 p.m. in order to plan the Annual Veterans Day
Service to be held on Nov. 11th, 2003. All Veteran
Organizations are invited to this meeting.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Diabetes
Support Group will meet from 4-5 p.m. on Wed., Sept. 24th
in the dining room of the McCune-Brooks hospital. Speaker
will be Tammy Soriano, OD.
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today's laugh
Gary: So you didnt like my jokes.
Harry: No, they were terrible.
Gary: Oh, I dont know about that - I threw a bunch
of them in the furnace and the fire roared.
Policeman: Name, please.
Motorist: Wilhelm Von Corquerinski Popolavawitz.
Policeman: Well, dont let me catch you speeding
again.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A NEW IMPLEMENT
COMPANY.
The Carthage Harness, Vehicle and
Implement Co., of Carthage filed articles of
incorporation today with a capital stock of $20,000,
divided into shares of $100, half paid in. The
shareholders, all of Carthage, are as follows: J. A.
Sigler, $18,000; S. E. Gilmore, $1,000; H. F. Gilmore,
$800; Minnie Tucker, $200.
A New K. P. Light.
The Knights of Pythias lodge have hung
out a new lantern in front of the street entrance to
their lodge room, in the Johns building. It is fitted
with red glass and the lettering is left clear. It shines
out conspicuously on the street at night.
George Page, the Carthage & Western
railroad contractor, was in from camp at Galesburg today
barely able to be up. He has an attack of malaria.
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Today's Feature
Absentee
Interest.
As of noon yesterday, over 350
absentee ballots had been cast for the special
election for Jasper County Sheriff. Candidates
for next Tuesdays race include Republican
Greg Dagnan, Democrat J.D. Love, and Independent
Archie Dunn.
The cost of a single issue
special election will be reduced somewhat by
combining City ward polling places throughout the
county.
Carthage precincts 1 & 2 of
Ward 1 will vote at the Grace Episcopal Church.
Both precincts of Ward 2 will vote at Memorial
Hall. Ward 3s two precincts will vote at
the Carthage Fire Department. Ward 4 voters of
both precincts will vote at Fairview Elementary
School. The two precincts of Ward 5 will vote at
Fairview Christian Church.
The special election was called
after former Sheriff Bill Pierce resigned.
Dagnan is the won the
Republican nomination that was ultimately decided
between him and current interim sheriff Archie
Dunn. Dunn then submitted over 800 signatures to
be placed on the ballot as an independent. J.D.
Love is the current County Coroner and a retired
Joplin police officer.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',Gotta match?
Its gettin more
difficult these days to find a free match book
anywhere.
Used ta be you could pick up a
book a advertising matches at a variety of
businesses. With the disposable lighters and the
decline of smokers, now few baskets of matches
can be found on counters.
Im wonderin what
the match makers are doin these days.
The other match ya cant
find is one you can "strike anywhere."
The new box matches ya buy have ta be ignited on
the special box striker. No more swishin
em on the pant leg or poppin em
with a thumb nail to get a light.
I suppose its a safety
thing. Like my grandmother used ta say, "Let
em get burnt once, theyll know better
next time."
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
HERES A TIP
By JoAnn Derson
On a diet? Make sure to
check the nutrition labels on ground turkey and
ground chicken. If you are trying to cut calories
and fat by substituting these white meats for
red, you might be shocked to learn that they
arent always less fattening.
"I wash my couch
pillow covers every season or so, since I have
pets that leave hair and dirt on the couch. One
thing I always do is put them back on the pillows
when they are mostly dry, but still a little bit
wet. That way, they still fit. I had a terrible
time a few years ago when I let them dry all the
way and couldnt get them back on!"
Helen P. of Tucson, Ariz.
"The sticky residue
from price tags can be really annoying. I use
WD-40 to get it off. Works every time for
me!" J.K. via e-mail
"Whenever I get new
e-mail addresses, I always add them to my online
address book.
"But, I also write them in
my old-fashioned paper address book. Sounds like
a no-brainer, but youd be surprised at how
many people rely on their e-mail address book to
remember all those addresses. It just takes one
time for a computer virus to erase everything
not to mention if something happens to
your hard drive. Just a reminder!"
Bill R. from Pittsburgh
"Im sure you
have heard this one before, but peanut butter
really does get bubble gum (and other gummy
stuff) out of your hair." A mother in
Rhode Island
"I know the summer
is almost over, but down here in the South, we
serve iced tea all the time anyway. To make sure
that your ice tea doesnt get watered down
with ice, try making the cubes out of tea. Also,
for those who like coffee fresh but not so hot,
you can make a small tray of cubes out of coffee
to cool your morning cup." Scott D.
of Wedowee, Ala.
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