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Thursday, September 25, 2003 Volume XII, Number 70
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Masonic Lodge #197 will intiate 3 new candidates during a
1st degree special meeting at 7 p.m. on Thurs., Sept.
25th , at the Masonic Temple located directly behind the
Carthage Public Library. Will eat before. All area Masons
are invited. For more info call Rob Lewis at 623-7112.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Community
Blood Center of the Ozarks has issued a Code Yellow Alert
for all blood types. A blood drive will be held at the
McCune-Brooks Hospital, 627 W. Centennial, Carthage, from
1-4 p.m. on Thursday, Sept. 25th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Veterans Alliance will meet at the V.F.W., Thurs., Sept.
25th at 7 p.m. in order to plan the Annual Veterans Day
Service to be held on Nov. 11th, 2003. All Veteran
Organizations are invited to this meeting.
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today's laugh
I had to get rid of my lap dog. Every
time I sat on his lap he bit me.
If a Hottentot tot taught a Hottentot
tot to talk eer the tot could totter, ought the
Hottentot tot be taught to say aught, or naught, or what
ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
be taught by a Hottentot tutor, should the tutor get hot
if the Hottentot tot hoot and toot at the Hottentot
tutor?
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
FOUND A PITIFUL CASE.
A "good Samaritan" came to
Marshal Stafford this morning and told him of finding a
sick man lying in the stock yards near the Missouri
Pacific depot. The officer took Dr. Ketcham and went to
the place.
They there found a sight certainly sad
enough to stir the pity of the hardest hearted. A thin
weakened old man lay on the ground, rolling in pain, the
blistering sun beating down furiously hot upon his face.
The doctor soon eased the agony and the old man told his
story.
He was from Texas and came to work on
the railroad construction gang. He was at the McNerney
camp on the Carthage & Western when he took slightly
ill. He quit work and started to town but as he journeyed
towards the city his illness became worse and it was only
by extreme exertion that he managed to drag himself as
far as the depot stock yards.
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Today's Feature
More
Housing Planned.
The City Council endorsed an
expansion of the housing development just south
of HH on Chapel Road during the regular Council
meeting Tuesday evening. The endorsement will be
included in an application by New Beginnings
Development, Inc. for participation in a Federal
housing program.
If the development is approved
by the state, the company plans to build 36 more
single family homes that would be valued in the
range of $80 to $90,0000 and rent for about $500
a month. After 15 years, the renter would receive
a 45% discount on the then appraised value if
they wish to purchase the home.
The Council approved the
designation of the Carthage Convention and
Visitors Bureau as the Citys Destination
Marketing Organization.
Police Chief Dennis Veach noted
to the Council the passing of Harry Putnam and
said his death was a "great loss" to
the City. Veach had worked with Putnam on last
years United Way Campaign and said Harry
committed many hours of work behind the scenes to
enhance all facets of the community.
NASCAR to the
Max
With Hurricane Isabel washing
out qualifying for Sundays running of the
MBNA America 400 from Dover (DE) International
Speedway the starting grid was determined by
drivers points. That allowed points
leader Matt Kenseth to start from the pole
(first) starting position. When the green flag
fell, Kevin Harvick quickly took command and led
the first double hand full of laps. Ryan Newman
then established himself as a threat by leading
an extended period. A flat tire relegated Newman
to the pits where he lost nearly two laps.
NASCAR implemented a much
needed rule this week that outlawed racing back
to the flag when a caution flag was waved. In
recent weeks, many drivers were ignoring the long
standing "gentlemans agreement"
that allowed the leader to set the pace back to
the flag and determine who, if any, of the lapped
cars would get their lap back.
NASCAR will now allow the first
car a lap down back on the lead lap. Newman raced
his way back to being the first car a lap down
and when the fifth caution came out, Newman got
the pass back to the lead lap.
During that caution, Newman
took tires and fuel and settled in to try to
stretch both to the finish knowing he would need
several laps of yellow flag speeds to stretch his
fuel to the finish.
In the races late going,
two more caution periods ensued allowing Newman
to hold on for win number seven on the season.
In another series news,
Sam Hornish, Jr. set a closed course speed record
by winning the Toyota Indy 400 in Fontana, CA.
Hornish Jr., slowed by only one caution, driving
an open wheeled Indy Car averaged 207.151 mph;
almost 100 mph faster than Sundays NASCAR
pace of 108.802.
The NASCAR contingent now heads
to Talladega (AL) Speedway the longest track on
the circuit. The high banked, 2.66-mile track
features close action and little of the fender
banging action of recent weeks. The track is a
favorite of Dale Earnhardt, Jr. who has won the
last four races here.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',The thing I
remember most bout workin for farmers
durin the summers as a kid are the ripe,
red tomatoes they seemed ta always serve at
meals. They werent those anemic
lookin tomatoes ya see served on a fast
food hamburger. They were sliced thick and dark
red all the way through.
Im guessin there
are folks in their twentys or thirtys
that have never seen a real farm tomato.
Course my uncle used ta
ruin the jewels by puttin sugar on
em. I never tried it. I wanted a little
salt and plenty of pepper. I suppose my recipe
turned his stomach a little accordin to his
taste.
Now Im not particularly
knockin fast food. There are a lotta
advantages. The fate of the tomato, Im
afraid, is not one of the high points.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
My wife and I recently took the
"Do You Need an SUV?" quiz on your Web
site. The results gave us some alternative
suggestions, including minivans and
"compact" SUVs. My wife asked:
"Why are minivans any better than
SUVs? Theyre both oversized, and they
both get lousy mileage, etc." I valiantly
replied that minivans ride lower to the ground,
so they cause less damage to other cars in
accidents. She wasnt convinced. So why is a
minivan a better alternative to an SUV? My wife
really digs the Subaru Forrester. Mark
RAY: Good question, Mark. The
key is that minivans (and an increasing number of
small SUVs, like the Forrester) are built
on car platforms, as opposed to the old
"body-on-frame" design of trucks and
SUVs. And, like you say, car platforms are lower
to the ground, and are the same height as what?
Other cars! So, in accidents, they dont ram
their bumpers into other peoples throats.
TOM: Plus, the lower the center
of gravity means that minivans are less likely to
flip over if you turn too fast or have a blowout
or an accident. In general, the passenger-car
platform allows for better handling, which can
help you avoid accidents.
RAY: In addition, minivans
generally get better gas mileage than trucks,
which is good for everybody (except maybe OPEC).
TOM: There are also a couple of
less global but equally important advantages of
minivans over traditional SUVs. One is that
because theyre lower to the ground,
theyre easier to enter and exit. Some of
the SUVs we drive are real pants-splitters and
require a "heave-ho" to get into.
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