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Thursday, September 4, 2003 Volume XII, Number 55
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. .
.The Carthage Red Hat Society will hold a meeting at 6:30
p.m. on Thurs., Sept. 4th at SMB on Grand Ave. All ladies
are welcome to attend. Call Marlene Timmons at 358-6898
for info.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Business and Professional Women are having a rummage sale
from 7 a.m.-3 p.m. on Sat., Sept. 6th at 631 McGregor.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Lincoln Ladies Federated Republican Womens Club
will meet at 6:30 p.m. on Mon., Sept. 8th at the Ranch
House in Carthage. Greg Dagnan, Republican Candidate for
Sheriff will speak.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of
the Carthage Public Library will hold their quarterly
business meeting at 1:30 p.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 3rd in
the Library Annex. Their monthly booksale will be from 8
a.m.-Noon on Saturday, Sept. 6th at the Library Annex,
510 S. Garrison Ave.
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today's laugh
The cost of any auto repair is equal to
the sum of the parts, your worst fears, and double the
mechanics estimate.
Automation will make more jobs for
everyone because fewer people will be able to do all the
work.
A baby born during a hurricane finds
out much to early what life is like.
1903
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
SHERIFF OWEN SECURED
KIRBY.
So Telegraphed From
Oklahoma City Yesterday Evening Trace of Orange.
Sheriff Owen who went to Oklahoma City,
Okla., Monday to recover escaped prisoners sent a
telegram back late yesterday afternoon that he had Kirby
and Collins there and was about to go to El Reno, Okla.,
to get Orange of whom he had got trace.
It is not known why he referred to
Collins, as no one knows of any Collins wanted here.
Kirby is one of the men who escaped jail here last Spring
and Orange is the federal prisoner who escaped with him.
Sheriff Owen expects to arrive home tomorrow night.
At the regular meeting of the Knights
of Pythias lodge last night, Chas. Ralston was given the
third rank. Nono of the kinks were omitted and Charlie
was in a languid mood today.
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Today's Feature
Week Long Events Planned for Maple Leaf Festival.
This
years Maple Leaf Festival will feature
three events running throughout the week. They
include the "Show-Me Missouri Fish"
Mobile Aquarium which will be located on the
Carthage Fire Department parking lot from October
12 through 18. The Powers Museum will feature a
special exhibit of Carthage entitled
"Defense Begins at Home" during WWII
scheduled for Tuesday through Saturday. The Maple
Leaf Quilt Show will be held on Friday and
Saturday, October 17 & 18. Applications for
the quilt show and other events are available at
the Chamber of Commerce Office.
The festival will kickoff with
the Maple Leaf Showcase on October 9, followed by
the Night of Gospel Sing on the 10th. An Old Time
Bazaar and the Maple Leaf Little Miss and Mister,
Junior Miss, and Queen Pageants will take place
October 11. Sunday October 12 will feature the
annual Family Fun Walk, followed by a break in
events until Wednesday when the Maple Leaf Gospel
Sing will take place. For further information
contact the Chamber at 358-2373.
NASCAR
to the Max
The Southern 500 has been run
at Darlington (SC) Raceway on the Sunday of Labor
Day Weekend since 1950. It is no wonder that
traditionalists were saddened earlier in the
season to learn that this years Southern
500 would be the last on the traditional weekend.
The sanctioning body is moving the race to
November in 2004 in favor of a race in California
over Labor Day weekend.
The 1.366-mile egg-shaped oval
has been called the "Track Too Tough to
Tame" among others, most of which are unfit
to print in a family publication. Kyle Petty
suggested a few years ago that the track be
filled with water and stocked with fish. Few are
the drivers who have left the track without their
"Darlington Stripe", a scar left on the
car by coming in contact with the outside wall.
The tracks unique design, a byproduct of the
property available to the original owner, makes
it difficult for pit crews to set the car up
perfectly. If a car is good through one set of
corners it usually equally bad through the other
set of corners. It becomes a balancing act of
making the car "not too bad in any
corner."
Those fans bemoaning the loss
of the traditional weekend were cheering the
loudest when Terry Labonte ended his 156-race
losing streak to claim the win in the final Labor
Day event. Labontes last win came in his
home state of Texas in 1999. The 46 year old
Labonte is considered one of the series
elder statesmen and is a two-time Winston Cup
Champion. Many drivers commented that if they
werent the winner they were glad Labonte
was. Interestingly, Labontes first Winston
Cup start came at this race in 1978 and his first
career win followed two years later at the same
race as well.
The series continues this
weekend with more Saturday night short track
action from the Richmond (VA) International
Speedway. The ¾-mile track will feature
considerable bumping and banging similar to
Bristol two weeks ago. Points leader Matt Kenseth
won the race last year.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',
My Dad was a real stickler
when it came to us kids leavin toys or
tools outside if we werent usin
em. When a thunder storm came up
durin the night, I can remember
wakin up tryin to remember if
Id put everthing back in the
garage.
I still feel the cold rain
hittin my bare back as I occasionally
ran out in the dark to retrieve a socket
wrench used for repairin my bicycle or
onea my toy metal trucks.
The typical response to Dad
findin somethin left in the yard
was for him to put it somewhere it
couldnt be found or make the tool box
off limits for an extended period of time.
Its tough bein a young boy
without tools.
On occasion I wake up to a
clap a thunder with the question of exactly
where my Tonka toys are.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I went to a quick-oil-change
shop (I wont mention the companys
name, but I think it also makes peanut butter) to
get my first oil change for my brand-new, 2002
Dodge Caravan. After much difficulty removing the
factory oil filter, the employees informed me
that the post was now stripped and that they were
unable to screw on the new filter. After towing
the minivan to the dealership, the dealer said he
simply grabbed a new filter and screwed one on.
The dealer said that the post could not be
stripped, since the filter is aluminum and cannot
damage the metal post. Who should I believe
the quick-oil-change place or the dealer,
who said the factory cannot damage the post by
screwing on the filter too tightly? Ron
RAY: Ah, another satisfied
Skippy Lube customer!
TOM: Actually, its hard
to know who was at fault here, Ron, but the good
news is that your Caravan will be fine. No
permanent damage was done at all.
RAY: The dealer was wrong when
he said you cant strip the filter post. The
filter is not made of aluminum. Its made of
steel just like the post. And I know you can
strip it, because Ive dont it!
TOM: Based on the evidence you
present, Ron, heres my best guess as to
what happened: The Skippy Lube guys, as
well-intentioned as they were, tried to put on
the wrong filter a filter that was too big
for your Caravan. So when they tried to screw it
on, they couldnt catch the threads. That
led them to conclude that the post was stripped,
and rather than mess around with it, they
suggested that you go to the dealer.
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