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Tuesday, August 10, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
37
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...August
21, 2004 from 6:00 P.M. to midnight in Carthage
Memorial Hall will be the Carthage Fire
Department Firefighters Ball featuring a
karaoke contest at 7:30 P.M, food and drinks, and
a disc jockey. Admission and two drinks costs
$15.00 per person. Ages 21 and up. Proceeds go to
the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Call
417-237-7100 for tickets.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
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today's
laugh
There is a
special kind of car sickness. It comes every time
your car bill arrives in the mail.
Mother: Why is your baby sister crying?
Billy: Because I wont give her my piece of
cake.
Mother: Where is her piece of cake?
Billy: She cried when I ate that, too.
1st Cowboy: My names Tex.
2nd Cowboy: You from Texas?
1st Cowboy: Nope, Im from Louisiana, but
who wants to be called Louise?
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
AN
UNUSUAL CHARACTER.
The county court last evening ordered
"Prof." Newberry, a well known county
character, who has made Joplin his sleeping place for
many years, sent to the asylum at Nevada. He was arrested
in Joplin a few days ago at the instance of his wife, who
says he has designs upon her life. On the other hand,
however, "Prof." boldly states that his better
half keeps a revolver, a butcher knife and a bottle of
vitiol with which at times says she is going to make away
with him.
The professor is a violinist, or claims
to be, and first came into prominence a year ago through
the newspapers attempting to take the suicide route. The
night of his would be self-inflicted death he had played
"fiddle" for a country dance near Carthage and
on his way home to Joplin someone swiped his instrument.
It was discouragement over the loss of his violin that
led him to attempt suicide.
Having read of the means employed by a
silly girl in Kansas City in shutting off the coil, he
adopted the same tactics. He held a mirror up to the side
of his head and blazed away, the bullet grazing his
cheek. He prayed that his fiddle would be returned to him
or one equally as priceless and he was rewarded by
finding the instrument he now owns, a "Strad"
so he claims. He ran across it in a South Joplin
second-hand store and purchased it for $3. According to
the professor it would be a bargain at $38,000. He would
not part with it for anything short of seven million.
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Today's Feature
Sidewalk
Replacement for Square.
The Downtown
Sidewalk Project is on the agenda for the City
Council meeting this evening in City Hall. The
project would provide replacement of the sidewalk
for the block between 3rd and 4th Street and
between Main and Lyon Street. The work is to be
completed one side at a time starting on 3rd
Street between Main and Lyon. Funding for the
project will be made possible by a Community
Development Block Grant for $130,000 which is to
cover the entirety of the restoration process.
This will be the second reading
of the ordinance authorizing the Mayor to enter
into contract with Sprenkle and Associates who
will be providing the design for the sidewalk
replacement. Sprenkle and Associates has included
in the contract a maximum of 20 visits to the
site during the restoration. Supervision of the
improvements would be maintained by the City
Works department throughout the remainder of the
time.
An ordinance authorizing the
Mayor to sign an agreement between the City of
Carthage and the Harry S. Truman Coordinating
Council for grant administration will be in its
first reading.
Land Transactions.
On July 27, 2004 John and Jeana Bartosh sold the
property at 3543 County Rod. 110, Carthage, MO,
to Kenneth E. West and Leandra West. The sale was
handled by Kip Smith with Donal M. Myers Realty
in cooperation with Donal M. Myers Realty.
On July 21, 2004, Phillip W.
Blankenship sold the property at 1106 Prospect,
Carthage, MO, to Christopher T. Johnson &
Tracy A. Johnson. The sale was handled by Donal
M. Myers of Donal M. Myers Realty.
Joyce A. Buchanan and George
Buchanan, wife and husband, Edward L. Johnson and
Bessie Johnson, husband and wife, Harold R.
Johnson and June Johnson, husband and wife, and
Ruth Johnson, sold the property at 101 Bobbie
Smith Street, Diamond, MO 64840, to Donald J.
McCleary revocable trust agreement. The property
was sold at auction by Kip Smith Auction Service
in cooperation with Donal M. Myers Realty.
Ernest Chandler and Sandra
Chandler, husband and wife, sold the property
commonly known as 1017 E. 13th Street, Carthage,
MO 64836 to Roger K. Howerton. The transaction
was handled by Kip P. Smith with Donal M. Myers
Realty in cooperation with Donal M. Myers.
On July 21, 2004, Victor
Gardner and Trudy L. Gardner sold the property at
820 Macon, Carthage, MO to Christopher T. Johnson
and Tracy A. Johnson. The sale was handled by
Donal M. Myers of Donal M. Myers Realty.
On July 23, 2004, Wayne Rice
and Marilyn Rice sold the property at Southwood
Addition, Carthage, MO to Phillip W. Blankenship.
The sale was handled by Donal M. Myers of Donal
M. Myers Realty.
John F. Bartosh sold property
to Eddie E. Young, II and Mandy J. Young, husband
and wife. The transaction was handled by Kip P.
Smith with Donal M. Myers Realty.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
A friend a mine figures
there only about nine or ten original
jokes. He says everthing else is
just a modification of those originals.
He has a buddy who was
tryin to chronicle ever joke
he ever heard. Ever now and then
hed call up and give my friend a
punch line and ask what the joke was.
Just couldnt remember exactly how
it went.
He says he hasnt
heard a really good new joke for several
years. It may be hes heard em
all, or Im guessin he just
doesnt get out ta where the jokes
are as often as he used to.
I suppose everone
has a favorite joke or two. Im
thinkin the older my buddy gets,
the more hell forget. Maybe onea
these days I can spring a joke on him he
forgot to remember. That ll be a
laugh.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Brooks Hospital
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Weekly Column
TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.
DEAR DR. DONOHUE: Please tell
me something about potassium. I was told that a
blood test showed mine to be slightly elevated.
The doctor told me to take only half of the
Atacand HCT that I use for blood pressure
control. He also told me not to eat bananas or
orange juice. Why? K.M.
ANSWER: Potassium is royalty
when it comes to its contribution in regulating
many body functions. It has a hand in maintaining
fluid balance and in maintaining the right amount
of water in body cells. Nerves dont fire
without potassium. Neither do muscles contract.
Without it, the heart stops beating. It also has
a hand in regulating blood pressure.
Too little potassium is the
more common potassium problem, and often the
potassium deficit comes from taking diuretics for
blood pressure control.
Too high a blood potassium
level leads to muscle weakness, and, depending on
how high it is, it can produce muscle paralysis.
It can also disturb heart rhythm, and with
super-high levels, it can spark a lethal
heartbeat ventricular fibrillation. A
slight elevation of potassium is not dangerous.
Atacand HCT has two components.
The Atacand ingredient sometimes causes a
retention of body potassium. The HCT ingredient
commonly lowers blood potassium. Your doctor
believes that a lesser dose will straighten out
the potassium imbalance.
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