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Tuesday, August 17, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
42
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...August
21, 2004 from 6:00 P.M. to midnight in Carthage
Memorial Hall will be the Carthage Fire
Department Firefighters Ball featuring a
karaoke contest at 7:30 P.M, food and drinks, and
a disc jockey. Admission and two drinks costs
$15.00 per person. Ages 21 and up. Proceeds go to
the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Call
417-237-7100 for tickets.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Fair Acres Family YMCA will shut down for
cleaning and repairs August 15 through August 22.
The entire facility will be closed. The Office
will be open for Kidz in Motion registrations
Tuesday the 16th and Thursday the 19th from 9:00
am to 1:00 pm. The Y will re-open Monday, August
23.
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today's
laugh
The proprietor
of a highly successful optical shop was
instructing his son as to how to charge a
customer.
"Son," he said,
"after you have fitted the glasses, and he
asks what the charge will be, you say: The
charge is $10. Then pause and wait to see
if he flinches.
"If the customer
doesnt flinch, you then say, For the
frames. The lenses will be another $10.
"Then you pause again,
this time only slightly, and wait for the flinch.
If the customer doesnt flinch this sime,
you say firmly, Each.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Confessed
to Stealing.
Two Small Boys Pleaded
Guilty to Theft and Implicate Others.
Two small boys named Guy Courtney and
Gus Hohn were arraigned before Justice Barton yesterday
and answered guilty to the charge of stealing from a
Frisco box car. They were each given 20 days in the
county jail and considered the sentence light.
During the course of the investigation
the boys told the whole story of the affair and
implicated seven other lads about town in the crime.
Other arrests will likely follow. The culprits said they
with seven other boys chanced to be near the Frisco depot
one night some time ago when they saw several hobos
emerge from an open car carrying bundles of something.
After they had gone the boys went over to see what it was
in the car and found hundreds of sults of summer
underwear scattered about the floor.
"It looked so easy
to us," said the spokesman of the two, "and we
just took three suits a piece."
Afterwards one of the boys gave the
secret away and Assistant Cheif of Police Drake located
the place where most of the missing goods were hidden
away. The arrest of Courtney and Hohn resulted.
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Today's Feature
Representative
Emery - C.A.R.E.S.
The city of Sarcoxie in Jasper
County marks the most southern tip of the 126th
District. According to 126th District
Representative Ed Emery citizens of Sarcoxie are
presently in the midst of a battle for the
integrity of their community. A proliferation of
pornographic video stores in the area has become
the focus of a family movement called C.A.R.E.S.
(Committed Area Residents
Ensuring Safety). Emery says the group
is over 220 strong so far and has organized into
a steering committee and three working
sub-committees. They are meeting monthly and
building a network of contacts throughout Jasper
County. The groups goal is to isolate and
eliminate the evil influence of pornography on
the communities it invades.
"Assistance to the
C.A.R.E.S. movement is coming from many
corners" Emery said. "A number of state
legislators are taking a personal interest and
have offered to help. Several have similar
problems in their own districts, and they know
that whatever we learn in Jasper County will help
them rid their districts of similar perversion.
Local county and city officials have offered
encouragement and support. Churches are banding
together as well as community leaders and law
enforcement agencies. National family-support
organizations have provided research and legal
counsel. The team effort is essential because
elitist and irrational judges have made it
increasingly more difficult to depend on our
courts for any common sense judgments."
"One of the first
objections opponents will enlist is that we
cannot restrain freedom of speech."
That is the perpetual and mindless argument that
simply repeats anothers claim without
applying reason. Logic would define free speech
as the liberty to persuade, not license to
indulge. Freedom is not the absence of standards;
it is the open debate of standards before they
are applied or discarded. Immoral living and
activity is not free speech.
Immorality is merely rebellion against the
agreed-to standards of society. Societal
standards are to be of the people, for the
people, and by the people. They are to reflect
the will of the people. We have the freedom to
disagree with the mores of the majority and even
to try peacefully to overthrow them, but not to
discard them. That is anarchy, and todays
activist judges are creating and fostering
anarchy by ill conceived and reprobate
rulings."
"The citizens of Sarcoxie
and of Jasper County have resolved that, with or
without the help of the courts, they will resist
the spread of pornography. They have already
shown the patient determination to prevail in
this battle for their families and community. I
hope you will offer them your prayers and
support."
Youth Dove Hunt
at Shawnee Trail.
News Release
This year on Shawnee Trail
Conservation Area, located in southwest Barton
County, the Missouri Department of Conservation
will be providing a special hunt to introduce
young people to dove hunting. This past spring,
MDC staff planted approximately 14 fields
specifically to provide dove hunting
opportunities. Three of these fields will be
preserved for this special hunt. The Shawnee
Trail Youth Dove Hunt will be held Saturday,
September 4th.
In order to keep dove
activities high on these fields, no scouting or
hunting will be allowed on these fields until
after the Youth Dove Hunt. Once the youth dove
hunt is completed, all hunters can then utilize
these fields (beginning the morning of September
5th). Those interested in the Youth Dove Hunt,
must register at the Joplin MDC Office.
Participants must also attend the mandatory
pre-hunt workshop and be accompanied by an adult
during this workshop and the hunt. The workshop
will be held at Shawnee Trail shop (SW 50th Road)
on August 28th from 8:30 am to 12 noon. During
the workshop, the participants will get
information on dove identification, management,
regulation, hunting times, and gun and hunting
safety. Following the classroom portion of the
workshop, attendees will get the opportunity to
shoot. Targets and shells will be provided.
Participants need to bring their guns to the
workshop, field positions will be randomly
selected so each hunter knows what field and what
location they will be hunting at during the
September 4th hunt. Depending on condition of
fields and dove use, the youth hunt may be split
into morning and afternoon segments.
Participants must be 11-15
years old and have a valid Hunter Safety
Identification Card (Heritage Card) to
participate in this hunt. For more information
and to register for this workshop/hunt please
call the Joplin MDC office (417) 629-3423.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Growin up with
gravel roads and plenty of
"stickers" growin in the
area, onea the things ya learned at a
young age at my house was how to patch a
bicycle tire.
Gettin the tire
and wheel off was a fairly straight ahead
process. Undo a couple of nuts and
presto, instant gratification. The real
challenge was to carefully pry off the
tire without punchin another hole
in the inner tube in the process.
The excitement of
discovery came next as ya ran water over
the inflated tube to locate the bubbles
of air escapin through a pin hole.
Then the real fun of layin on the
patch and ignitin the fuel on top
of the patch to "vulcanize" the
tube and patch together.
That, of course, was a
pretty big word, even for a six year old
with grease on his hands and playin
with matches.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.
Hysterectomy
Only One Treatment for Fibroid
DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I am 34 and
have two children, and I would like one or two
more. My doctor told me that I have a fibroid. I
made the mistake of telling that to my mother.
She says that if I dont have my uterus
removed, I will lose so much blood during my
periods that I will end up sick. What do you say?
K.J.
ANSWER: Your mother harkens
back to a time when fibroids were thought to be a
danger to health. They arent. They are
benign growths of uterine muscle. They are common
and are hardly ever cancerous. By age 50, 70
percent of white women and 90 percent of black
women have at least one. Most of the time, a
fibroid can be left untreated.
On the other hand, if a fibroid
makes it impossible to have children or if it is
painful, then consideration can be given to
getting rid of it.
Hysterectomy removal of
the uterus is only one way to treat a
fibroid. Many times a fibroid can be removed
without taking the uterus, and sometimes it can
be removed without making any abdominal incision.
A laparoscope the telescopic instrument
used to view inner organs is used with
simultaneously passed surgical instruments to
remove a fibroid.
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