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                    The Mornin' Mail is
                    published every weekday except major holidaysThursday, August 19, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
                    44
 did
                ya know? Did Ya Know?...August
                21, 2004 from 6:00 P.M. to midnight in Carthage
                Memorial Hall will be the Carthage Fire
                Department Firefighters Ball featuring a
                karaoke contest at 7:30 P.M, food and drinks, and
                a disc jockey. Admission and two drinks costs
                $15.00 per person. Ages 21 and up. Proceeds go to
                the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Call
                417-237-7100 for tickets. Did Ya Know?. .
                .C.A.N.D.O. Senior Center (formerly the Over 60
                Center) will be closed from August 19th to August
                30. Homebound Meals will continue during the
                period of closure.  Did Ya Know?. . .The
                38th Annual Carthage Maple Leaf Parade
                Applications are now available at the Carthage
                Chamber at 402 South Garrison. For information
                please call 358-2373 |  
                | today's
                laugh Mark
                Twains hostess at the opera had chattered
                so much that no one in her box had been able to
                enjoy the singing. At the end of the performance
                she said, "Mr. Clemens, I want you to be my
                guest next Friday night, too. They are going to
                give Tosca then.""Charmed," said
                Twain, "Ive never heard you in
                that."
 Old-Timer - One who remembers
                when people who wore blue jeans worked | 1904
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 A
        Million Dollar Deal. Eastern Parties
        Negotiating for Prosperity Mine. There is a rumor of a big deal on,
        whereby Eastern capitalists are to invest $1,000,000 in
        an aggregation of mining property near Prosperity. It is
        said that the following are among the properties included
        in the deal; The Holy Smoke mine, the Avondale mine and
        the Aylor 40 acre fee. It is not generally known what
        other property may be included in the deal. One of the interested parties in the
        deal went east last night to see about a transaction.  Bought
        Carlson Property. J.B. Vinson Saturday bought for Jack
        Leidy the Carlson residence property on Sixth street
        between Howard and Lincoln streets for a consideration of
        $3,500. Mr. Leidy buys as an investment. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature 
 
 Solid
                Waste Disposal. The Public Works Committee met
                Tuesday evening in Council Chambers. The
                Committee approved a motion to recommend American
                Disposal to City Council for a five year solid
                waste disposal contract Waste Corporation of America
                and American Disposal both submitted bids with
                figures for residential and commercial pickup
                rates. American Disposal produced a lower bid for
                residential pickup and a projection of $24,801.16
                per month for the first years service as
                opposed to Waste Corporation of Americas
                $32,751.20 per month for the first year. American Disposal has had a
                contract with the City for the past 6 years. In
                the new contract, prices for the residential
                pickup have raised from $3.61 to $4.01 for a
                single, and from $5.83 to $6.33 for a family. The
                City adds $1.27 to the monthly price, $1.17 of
                which goes for landfill closure and 10 cents of
                which goes to Carthage Water and Electric Plant
                for billing.  American Disposal asked to
                change the starting pickup time to 6:00 a.m.
                instead of 7:00 a.m. for the warmer period of the
                summer in the new contract.  
 Free Concert in
                Central Park. News Release "No Apparent Reason"
                bluegrass group will present a special concert of
                Gospel and Folk Music on Friday night, August, 20
                at 8 p.m. in the Central Park Gazebo. The concert
                is free and open to the public. Participants are
                encouraged to bring lawn chairs. This evening of music, fun, and
                fellowship is sponsored by the First Presbyterian
                Church. This is an entertaining group that shares
                light hearted humor and great down-home music.
                The performers are Rick Rector, Randy Massey,
                Randy Wagner, Chris Johnson and John Terry.  A free will offering will be
                taken. Light refreshments will be served. In case
                of rain the event will be held in Fellowship Hall
                of First Presbyterian Church. 
 Carthage V.F.W.
                to Remodel. News Release A whole new concept in air
                transference and odor removal will be installed
                in the Carthage V.F.W. Community and Bingo Hall
                where bingo is played every Friday night. Advanced Air Solutions has
                created a new type of air transference system
                that changes the air completely every four
                minutes. This allows the system to eliminate any
                smoke and odors through a two filter system.
                Commander Mike Melvin contacted other bingo and
                V.F.W. posts that have installed this system and
                they were all very happy with it. They will begin
                work Aug. 17th in the bingo area and it should be
                ready for bingo play on Friday, August 20th. 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 Mornin'
 
 
                    
                        With
                        all the fuss over warnin labels,
                        its obvious that the toothpick
                        industry has a savvy lobbyin
                        organization at work. I cant believe
                        that such a dangerous implement is
                        allowed on the market without the
                        appropriate caution bein spelled
                        out in detail for the protection and
                        safety of the consumer. They obviously
                        dont belong in the hands of minor
                        children. No tellin what the
                        imagination of an eight year old could
                        devise. Sure they can be carefully molded
                        into innocent objects for the creation of
                        small toys or crafts, but that only leads
                        to a false sense of security. They should
                        be only distributed in a child proof box
                        with an appropriate warnin,
                        "Only For Use In Your Mouth."
                        They also need adequate instructions on
                        teeth pickin. This is some fact, but
                        mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by  Metcalf Auto Supply
 | Weekly Column Click and Clack Talk
                Carsby Tom & Ray
                Magliozzi
 Dear Tom and
                Ray: My brother Gary is 54 years old
                and recently divorced, with a 14-year-old
                daughter and a significant other with multiple
                children. They all live in Great Falls, Mont. He
                works for a newspaper and recently won an award
                from the Wilderness Society for his environmental
                writing.  His current vehicles are a
                nearly defunct pickup truck and an old Mercedes,
                which is costing a lot of money in maintenance
                these days. He is in the market for a new car and
                is obsessed with a Ford F-150 Crew Cab pickup. I
                have told him that if he buys such a macho
                vehicle, I will write to the Wilderness Society
                and tell them to revoke his award.  He is about 6 feet 4 inches
                tall, about two-thirds of which is legs. He does
                considerable cross-country driving and wants
                comfort. He also wants to be able to transport
                his significant other and two to three full-size
                children. To further complicate matters, he has a
                faraway cabin in the woods, and he needs a
                vehicle to haul building materials, passengers,
                firewood, etc. Is there any vehicle in existence
                that will work for all these things without
                compromising his and my environmental
                sensibilities? - Jo RAY: Yes. A Ford F-150 Crew
                Cab. Get off his case, Jo! TOM: Were often critical
                of people who buy SUVs or other behemoth trucks
                when they really dont need them. Im
                sure youve all seen the guy driving around
                the city, all alone in his full-size Suburban. Or
                the woman on the phone, driving an enormous
                Expedition with no one else in the car. But your
                brother sounds like he has every conceivable
                justification for a vehicle like this. RAY: He's 6 feet 4 inches tall,
                he's got to carry four other people, he lives up
                North where it shows, and he needs to haul
                lumber, firewood and dead grizzly bears. I mean,
                c'mon, Jo! This is the guy they had in mind when
                they made the 5-150 Crew Cab. TOM: And while you're
                absolutely right that the truck drinks gas (it's
                EPA-rated between 15 and 20 miles per gallon),
                it's probably a lot better than the old,
                broken-down pickup truck that he's driving now.
                And it's probably several orders of magnitude
                better in terms of his emissions. We don't know
                how old his two older vehicles are, but today's
                new cars - even those that drink a lot of gas -
                emit a fraction of the carbon monoxide, nitrous
                oxides and unburned hydro-carbons per mile that
                cars emitted just 15 or 20 years ago. RAY: So let him get his F-150
                Crew Cab, Jo. It's a very nice truck. And
                besides, you know he's going to do what he wants
                anyway, right? All you'll achieve by nagging him
                is excluding yourself from the delivery route
                next winter when he comes around with an F-150
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