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Thursday, August 19, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
44
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...August
21, 2004 from 6:00 P.M. to midnight in Carthage
Memorial Hall will be the Carthage Fire
Department Firefighters Ball featuring a
karaoke contest at 7:30 P.M, food and drinks, and
a disc jockey. Admission and two drinks costs
$15.00 per person. Ages 21 and up. Proceeds go to
the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Call
417-237-7100 for tickets.
Did Ya Know?. .
.C.A.N.D.O. Senior Center (formerly the Over 60
Center) will be closed from August 19th to August
30. Homebound Meals will continue during the
period of closure.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
38th Annual Carthage Maple Leaf Parade
Applications are now available at the Carthage
Chamber at 402 South Garrison. For information
please call 358-2373
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today's
laugh
Mark
Twains hostess at the opera had chattered
so much that no one in her box had been able to
enjoy the singing. At the end of the performance
she said, "Mr. Clemens, I want you to be my
guest next Friday night, too. They are going to
give Tosca then."
"Charmed," said
Twain, "Ive never heard you in
that."
Old-Timer - One who remembers
when people who wore blue jeans worked
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A
Million Dollar Deal.
Eastern Parties
Negotiating for Prosperity Mine.
There is a rumor of a big deal on,
whereby Eastern capitalists are to invest $1,000,000 in
an aggregation of mining property near Prosperity. It is
said that the following are among the properties included
in the deal; The Holy Smoke mine, the Avondale mine and
the Aylor 40 acre fee. It is not generally known what
other property may be included in the deal.
One of the interested parties in the
deal went east last night to see about a transaction.
Bought
Carlson Property.
J.B. Vinson Saturday bought for Jack
Leidy the Carlson residence property on Sixth street
between Howard and Lincoln streets for a consideration of
$3,500. Mr. Leidy buys as an investment.
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Today's Feature
Solid
Waste Disposal.
The Public Works Committee met
Tuesday evening in Council Chambers. The
Committee approved a motion to recommend American
Disposal to City Council for a five year solid
waste disposal contract
Waste Corporation of America
and American Disposal both submitted bids with
figures for residential and commercial pickup
rates. American Disposal produced a lower bid for
residential pickup and a projection of $24,801.16
per month for the first years service as
opposed to Waste Corporation of Americas
$32,751.20 per month for the first year.
American Disposal has had a
contract with the City for the past 6 years. In
the new contract, prices for the residential
pickup have raised from $3.61 to $4.01 for a
single, and from $5.83 to $6.33 for a family. The
City adds $1.27 to the monthly price, $1.17 of
which goes for landfill closure and 10 cents of
which goes to Carthage Water and Electric Plant
for billing.
American Disposal asked to
change the starting pickup time to 6:00 a.m.
instead of 7:00 a.m. for the warmer period of the
summer in the new contract.
Free Concert in
Central Park.
News Release
"No Apparent Reason"
bluegrass group will present a special concert of
Gospel and Folk Music on Friday night, August, 20
at 8 p.m. in the Central Park Gazebo. The concert
is free and open to the public. Participants are
encouraged to bring lawn chairs.
This evening of music, fun, and
fellowship is sponsored by the First Presbyterian
Church. This is an entertaining group that shares
light hearted humor and great down-home music.
The performers are Rick Rector, Randy Massey,
Randy Wagner, Chris Johnson and John Terry.
A free will offering will be
taken. Light refreshments will be served. In case
of rain the event will be held in Fellowship Hall
of First Presbyterian Church.
Carthage V.F.W.
to Remodel.
News Release
A whole new concept in air
transference and odor removal will be installed
in the Carthage V.F.W. Community and Bingo Hall
where bingo is played every Friday night.
Advanced Air Solutions has
created a new type of air transference system
that changes the air completely every four
minutes. This allows the system to eliminate any
smoke and odors through a two filter system.
Commander Mike Melvin contacted other bingo and
V.F.W. posts that have installed this system and
they were all very happy with it. They will begin
work Aug. 17th in the bingo area and it should be
ready for bingo play on Friday, August 20th.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
With
all the fuss over warnin labels,
its obvious that the toothpick
industry has a savvy lobbyin
organization at work.
I cant believe
that such a dangerous implement is
allowed on the market without the
appropriate caution bein spelled
out in detail for the protection and
safety of the consumer.
They obviously
dont belong in the hands of minor
children. No tellin what the
imagination of an eight year old could
devise. Sure they can be carefully molded
into innocent objects for the creation of
small toys or crafts, but that only leads
to a false sense of security. They should
be only distributed in a child proof box
with an appropriate warnin,
"Only For Use In Your Mouth."
They also need adequate instructions on
teeth pickin.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
Metcalf Auto Supply
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Weekly Column Click and Clack Talk
Cars
by Tom & Ray
Magliozzi
Dear Tom and
Ray:
My brother Gary is 54 years old
and recently divorced, with a 14-year-old
daughter and a significant other with multiple
children. They all live in Great Falls, Mont. He
works for a newspaper and recently won an award
from the Wilderness Society for his environmental
writing.
His current vehicles are a
nearly defunct pickup truck and an old Mercedes,
which is costing a lot of money in maintenance
these days. He is in the market for a new car and
is obsessed with a Ford F-150 Crew Cab pickup. I
have told him that if he buys such a macho
vehicle, I will write to the Wilderness Society
and tell them to revoke his award.
He is about 6 feet 4 inches
tall, about two-thirds of which is legs. He does
considerable cross-country driving and wants
comfort. He also wants to be able to transport
his significant other and two to three full-size
children. To further complicate matters, he has a
faraway cabin in the woods, and he needs a
vehicle to haul building materials, passengers,
firewood, etc. Is there any vehicle in existence
that will work for all these things without
compromising his and my environmental
sensibilities? - Jo
RAY: Yes. A Ford F-150 Crew
Cab. Get off his case, Jo!
TOM: Were often critical
of people who buy SUVs or other behemoth trucks
when they really dont need them. Im
sure youve all seen the guy driving around
the city, all alone in his full-size Suburban. Or
the woman on the phone, driving an enormous
Expedition with no one else in the car. But your
brother sounds like he has every conceivable
justification for a vehicle like this.
RAY: He's 6 feet 4 inches tall,
he's got to carry four other people, he lives up
North where it shows, and he needs to haul
lumber, firewood and dead grizzly bears. I mean,
c'mon, Jo! This is the guy they had in mind when
they made the 5-150 Crew Cab.
TOM: And while you're
absolutely right that the truck drinks gas (it's
EPA-rated between 15 and 20 miles per gallon),
it's probably a lot better than the old,
broken-down pickup truck that he's driving now.
And it's probably several orders of magnitude
better in terms of his emissions. We don't know
how old his two older vehicles are, but today's
new cars - even those that drink a lot of gas -
emit a fraction of the carbon monoxide, nitrous
oxides and unburned hydro-carbons per mile that
cars emitted just 15 or 20 years ago.
RAY: So let him get his F-150
Crew Cab, Jo. It's a very nice truck. And
besides, you know he's going to do what he wants
anyway, right? All you'll achieve by nagging him
is excluding yourself from the delivery route
next winter when he comes around with an F-150
full of firewood.
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