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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, August 23, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
46
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. .
.C.A.N.D.O. Senior Center (formerly the Over 60
Center) will close on August 19th and re-open
August 30 at the location of 404 E. 3rd Street.
Homebound Meals will continue during the period
of closure.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
38th Annual Carthage Maple Leaf Parade
Applications are now available at the Carthage
Chamber at 402 South Garrison. For information
please call 358-2373
Did Ya Know?. . .The
38th Annual Carthage Maple Leaf Queen Pageant
applications are now available at the Carthage
Chamber at 402 South Garrison. For information
please call 358-2373
Did Ya Know?. . .August
25 from 7:00 a.m. till 8:00 a.m. a reception for
Speaker Catherine Hanaway will be held at Granny
Shaffers Restaurant at 2728 North
Rangeline. A free buffet breakfast will be
served.
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today's
laugh
Son:
Heres my report card, Dad, along with one
of your old ones I found in the attic.
Father: Well, Son, youre
right. This old report card of mine isnt
any better than yours. I guess the only fair
thing to do is give you what my father gave me.
Philosophy - Unintelligible
answers to insoluble problems.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Promises
Well.
Little Earl Burke, who lives on the
street car line, came near being run over yesterday by a
street car. Its appears that young Burke was reading a
bill board ad of the Glick Stock Co. which appears at the
Opera house for one week. the car struck young Burke some
twenty feet without injuring him a bit.
Mr. Ned Elden, the business manager of
the company, happened to see the accident and rushed over
and picked up the boy asking him why he did not get off
the track. The lad stated that he was figuring to see how
he could see all six performances for he only had 50
cents. Mr. Elden, who has a lad of his own, solved the
problem and little Earl will see the six performances
from the front row of the gallery free, and now Earl
says, "Thats the bulliest show yet."
Prices 10c, 20c, and 30c. Ladies free tonight.
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Today's Feature
City Officials to
Meet With R.E.S.
Wednesday, August 25th Carthage
Mayor Kenneth Johnson and selected City officials
will meet with representatives from Renewable
Environmental Resources to discuss the odor
emissions from the plant in hopes of stopping
what has been described as "The vile
odor."
Mayor Johnson says the City
doesnt know yet what action will have to be
taken, or what means, if any, R.E.S has planned.
"We do have an ordinance
against noxious odors," says Johnson
"The only thing we could do would be to give
them a summons and take them to City Court."
Johnson feels that R.E.S. is
concerned and wants to fix the problem as well.
"They have really been
very cooperative as far as trying to stop
anything when theyre notified," says
Johnson.
Complaint calls have been
directed to the Carthage Fire Department which
contacts R.E.S. and informs them of the
malfunction. The Fire Department has also given
callers the number for the Department of Natural
Resources and numbers for R.E.S management.
A petition
circulating in Carthage urges citizens to attend
the City Council meeting on August 24th at 7:30
to speak out about the problem and prompt the
City to action. Upon opening the plant, R.E.S.
indicated that operations would be odor free and
many citizens feel they have been lied to.
Mayor Johnson says he hopes the
petition and the public action will help provide
a solution.
"If that petition would
stop the odor, Id be glad to sign it,"
says Johnson.
The petition, which can be
found at several downtown businesses, says
"Help restore Carthages clean
air," however, Mayor Johnson says that prior
to R.E.S. the City got complaint calls about
ConAgra. He hopes that both companies will begin
odor-free operation in this process.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Ive
always heard that bein a half-wit is better
than havin no wit at all. Ive
wondered what ya get when two half-wits have a
conversation. Course you could have a
battle of wits between two unarmed opponents.Ive never looked up exactly what
wit is. I suppose ya have ta know it when ya see
it. My mom seemed to appreciate wit when I was
growin up. Id hear comments about
this person or that bein "witty."
Especially valued was the person with "quick
wit." Someone lackin the skills,
however defined, of course was referred to as a
"dim wit."
Wit seems to somehow combine
insight with humor and timing, but the exact
formula is heavily reliant on the circumstance
and personal taste, or complete lack thereof.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column THIS IS A HAMMER
by Samantha Mazzotta
Interior
Painting Tips
Q: I plan to paint two rooms in
my apartment soon. Any tips on the fastest and
most cost-effective way to do so? Charlene
J., Oklahoma City
A: Surprisingly, the fastest
and cheapest way to paint is not slapping a coat
of the least expensive color in the store onto
your walls. Painting interior walls efficiently
requires a bit of finesse, but most people catch
on quickly.
Saving money on the project is
accomplished by investing in quality paint,
brushes and rollers. That gallon of bargain paint
may save a few dollars overall, but if it takes
three coats to cover a wall, youll be back
at the store spending extra money. Conversely, if
you invest in the most expensive, designer-name
paints (some running as much as $40 a gallon),
youll be wasting money, too. Look for
quality paint in the middle of the stores
price range for the best coverage and value.
Good brushes are essential for
getting the most out of the paint you just
invested in. Choose all-purpose brushes with
flagged (split) bristles and chiseled ends.
Youll need three types for interior
painting: a 3-inch wide straight-edge, a 2-inch
trim, and a tapered sash brush. A quality set of
brushes, well-cared for, will last for years.
One good paint roller is all
you need for small projects a standard
9-inch roller is inexpensive and saves lots of
time. Buy one with a 3/8-inch nap for good
overall coverage, with a handle that has a
threaded end so you can attach an extension to
reach ceilings and high walls.
Now the easy part: painting.
Start with the brushes, cutting in the wall edges
along the ceiling, door and window frames. Then,
coat the roller with paint and apply to the wall,
starting with a diagonal stroke, then up-down
strokes, and finish the wall using horizontal
strokes. Paint one wall at a time so that paint
is distributed and dries evenly.
HOME TIP: To estimate the
amount of paint needed for a project, multiply
the length and width of the wall to find out the
surface area. Then, find out the amount of
coverage provided by a gallon of your chosen
paint. Divide the surface area by amount of
coverage; the result will be the number of
gallons you need to purchase
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