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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, August 5, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
34
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
first day of tryous for U-10 & U-12 Soccer
Teams is 6-8 p.m. on Thurs., Aug. 5th at the
Steadly Soccer Complex. The second day is from
8-10 a.m. on Sat., Aug. 7th.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Community Theatre for Southwest Missouri, Inc.,
presents "The Wise Men of Chelm," at
the Stones Throw Theatre Aug. 5th, 6th, 7th
& 8th. For more information call 358-9665.
Did Ya Know?...The Edwin
W. Wiggins Post # 9 of the American Legion will
meet at 7:00 p.m. on Thursday, August 5th in the
Legion rooms at the Carthage Memorial Hall. All
members are invited to attend.
Did Ya Know?... Jasper
VFW Post 6415 will host the District 7 meeting
Sunday, August 8, 2004. Lunch will be served at
12:30 P.M. There will be a meeting following.
Those attending are asked to bring a covered
dish. Guest Speaker will be Jesse Jones - State
Sr. Vice Commander.
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today's
laugh
One time I won a prize in
arithmetic. The teacher asked us what was 2 x 20
and I said 34.
You know that was wrong
2 x 20 is 40.
I was closer to it than anyone
in the class.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WHO OWNS THE ORE?
A load of jack being hauled in from the
Hayseed mines yesterday evening was the subject of an
exciting controversy as to its ownership. It was being
hauled in by the Lanyon Zinc company for shipment to the
smelters in Kansas.
The jack had been attached by Constable
Koontz several days before on a claim of Orchard &
Keltner for coal and as soon as Constable Koontz learned
it was being removed he took possession of it and had it
dumped in his backyard.
The Lanyons claim that they bought the
ore and paid for it before it was attached and they at
once got out replevin papers in Webb City, after which
they again loaded the ore in the wagon from which it had
been removed and it was soon placed on a car for shipment
to the smelters.
The question of rights in the matter
will now be settled in court.
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Today's Feature
Jasper
County Health Department.
News Release
The Jasper County Health
Department in conjunction with the Carthage
Stream Team is recommending refraining from using
recreational water in the Tuckers Ford and
Francis Street areas of Spring River. Water
samples taken by the Carthage Stream Team on July
24, 2004 show elevated one day levels of E.
coli bacteria. This bacterium is a common
microorganism in the digestive tract of all warm
blooded animals which when present in
recreational water is indicative of fecal
contamination.
Therefore it is advised to
avoid full body contact with the water in these
two areas until further testing show a decline in
bacterial counts. Full body contact includes any
recreational use of Spring River in these two
areas that may result in the ingestion of water
or complete submergence of the head. Exposure to
elevated levels of E. coli bacteria in
recreational waters may cause gastrointestinal
and dermatological illness.
It is important to be
conscientious whenever swimming in natural areas.
Natural streams are a dynamic system and change
constantly. The highest likelihood for
contamination exists after large rains which wash
contaminants into the stream. Caution should be
used in not putting water in the mouth or
swimming with open wounds.
These are many ways individuals
can help to keep recreational water safe.
Avoid going in the water
if you have an open wound or an infection.
Dont use soap in
recreational water. Soap nourishes algae and
bacteria, helping them grow.
Take limited amounts of
food to avoid attracting animals and birds which
leave droppings. Dont feed animals or birds
and securely close garbage bins.
Pick up your pets
droppings and dispose of them hygienically.
Avoid using fertilizers
near recreational water.
If you live in a rural
area make sure your septic system works properly.
Practice pollution-free
boating and disposing of human waste
hygienically.
Encourage your
municipality and local industry to treat waste
properly.
If you have any questions
contact Steve McKarus at the Jasper County Health
Department at 358-0481 or Wayne Christian at the
Carthage Stream Team at 359-7020.
Correction.
Carthage High School open house
and sophomore orientation has been changed to
August 24th.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
A buddy tells the story
of stayin with his in-laws. He was
impressed at the attention to detail in
the "keepin the place
tidy" category. Said he got up to
take a shower, when he returned, the bed
was made.
When I was a kid, I
hooked up a couple a ropes with
clothespins on em, hooked em
on the blankets and gave a tug to pull up
the blankets. Finally figured out it was
easier just to manually pull up the
covers.
One a the problems with
greenhorns ridin a horse is they
constantly want to be pullin the
reins this way or that. Mainly what it
does is ta frustrate the horse to the
point it starts ignorin the rider
all together..
Id have ta figure
that the bed maker in my buddys
case, wouldnt have much fun
ridin a horse. Sides
thered be all that stoppin to
clean up the trailins.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
Dear Tom and
Ray:
I am concerned about my brakes,
but I dont want to get ripped off. I was
driving last night, and when I went to brake, I
had to pratically shove the brake pedal into the
floorboard to make the car stop. And the pedal
was mushy, like there was no pressure on the
brakes, if you know what I mean. then I was
stopped at a red light, and without releasing the
brakes, the car started moving and I could feel
the pedal going down by itself, with no extra
pressure from me. But this morning, everything
seems fine. Please help. Jessica
TOM: Jessica, if youre
not dead by the time you read this, you should
get your car to a repair shop right away. If you
are dead, then disregard this advice.
RAY: You have the classic
symptoms of a bad brake master cylinder. The
master cylinder is the device that, when you step
on the brake pedal, pushes hydraulic fluid
through the brake lines. Thats what stops
the car.
TOM: So if the master cylinder
goes bad, youll get exactly the symptoms
you describe. The pedal will "sink"
down while youre stepping on it. And
youll push the pedal without the car
stopping. Thats not good, Jessica.
RAY: And its not a fluke.
A failing master cylinder will sometimes act up
intermittently. It will often be worse when the
temperature is colder. But it needs to be
replaced, and its not something you want to
wait on.
TOM: And by the way, if you
ever have difficulty breathing, cold sweats and
chest pain that radiates out to your shoulder,
arm or jaw, dont write to us about it and
wait for a response. Go right to the hospital,
OK?
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