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Monday, August 9, 2004 Volume XIII, Number 36
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...August
21, 2004 from 6:00 P.M. to midnight in Carthage
Memorial Hall will be the Carthage Fire
Department Firefighters Ball featuring a
karaoke contest at 7:30 P.M, food and drinks, and
a disc jockey. Admission and two drinks costs
$15.00 per person. Ages 21 and up. Proceeds go to
the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Call
417-237-7100 for tickets.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
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today's
laugh
Finally,
weve learned why Webster compiled the
dictionary. Every morning at breakfast, hed
sit down and talk to the wife for a few minutes.
As soon as he said something, shed say,
"Now whats that supposed to
mean?"
While on safari, Mrs. Mislin
wakes up from a light sleep to see a cobra
slithering across the ground. Mrs. Mislin
screams, "Get out of here!"
The cobra says, "As soon
as that mongoose goes."
There are so many deductions on
my paycheck, if I cash it, I lose money.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
FELL
FROM A TRAIN.
John Wagner, a farmer living southeast
of town, was coming to Carthage this morning and when
three miles from town at one of the Frisco crossings, he
saw a man sitting near the track by the roadside with his
head hanging down like he was sick.
When Mr. Wagner stopped and spoke to
the fellow, the latter looked up, but was apparently
dazed and made no reply. Mr. Wagner got out and went to
him. The man said nothing but held out his hand,
apparently wanting to be helped up. Mr. Wagner assisted
him to his feet and asked if he wanted to ride to town to
see a doctor. The stranger nodded.
With difficulty he was helped into the
wagon, but before they got to town the dazed condition
left the man and he brightened up and said he thought he
would need no physician as he felt all right. Apparently
he fell from a freight train. By the time they reased
Carthage the man declared he need nothing but a big drink
of whiskey. He got it.
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Today's Feature
Ag Tour
in Jasper County.
The 8th Annual Southwest Missouri Agriculture
Tour, hosted by Southwest Missouri Congressman
and Majority Whip Roy Blunt, will visit a dozen
of the regions most successful farms,
ranches and Agri-businesses on August 9 and 10,
2004.
"Like past tours that had
a strong emphasis on the history and culture of
farming, the 2004 tour will be a learning
experience about the leadership and innovation
Southwest Missouri agricultural producers bring
to the regions economy," Blunt said.
During the first day, the tour
will visit a rotational dairy near Avilla, a
vineyard, an antique tractor farm and a modern
row crop farm in northern Jasper County. Tucked
away on a pasture north of Carthage is a 15-acre
greenhouse filled with technology and seasonal
plants that has created dozens of jobs for the
area. The 70-person tour will visit the
greenhouse and will also learn about how one
Jasper County company is trying to harvest pollen
for research on allergens.
On the second day of the tour:
"Well see how a forest management
program in northern Stone County is allowing new
flowers and plants to emerge and new habitats for
wild turkey and deer to develop. The tour will
see a honey hive in operation and visit the
Hiland Dairy plant in north Springfield,"
said Blunt. An Ozark organic beef farm and
Agri-manufacturing plant will also be on the
second days itinerary.
Missouri Senator Jim Talent
will join Blunts Ag Tour on Tuesday.
"Its an honor for me to join
Congressman Blunt for his eighth annual
agriculture tour in Southwest Missouri,"
said Senator Jim Talent. "As a member of the
Senate Agriculture Committee, I realize how
important Missouris agriculture industry is
to our state. This tour is an opportunity for me
to visit one-on-one with local producers and see
first hand the innovative ways in which they are
adding value to their products and
Missouris economy.
"I look forward to
discussing how the federal government can
continue partnering with our farmers and ranchers
to support value-added agriculture, open new
markets and make certain we continue to have the
safest, most abundant and most affordable food
supply in the world."
Southwest Missouri State
University President John Keiser and Ozarks
Technical Community College President Norman
Meyer will also participate on the first day of
the tour.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
It appears that
patients have grown thin over the
peculiar odor that seems to keep
creepin up on the City from down in
the bottoms.
Not only are the
letters to the editor beginnin to
flow, phone calls are beginnin to
become one of the main avenues of
recourse to complainin
neighborhoods.
From what I understand,
City Hall, CW&EP, the Fire
Department, and various other agencies
are gettin the message that folks
dont like the smell of things.
The idea of
turnin various turkey parts into
oil is no doubt a worthy endeavor, and
Im sure there are some kinks to be
worked out in the sophisticated process.
What comes floatin up Main Street
is anything but sophisticated however. It
creates a whole new meanin to the
term "raisin a stink."
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
Carthage Printing
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Weekly Column
THIS
IS A HAMMER
By Samantha Mazzotta
Hassle-Free
Painting
Q: Im planning to paint
two rooms of my house over the weekend. How can I
do the entire job quickly so that Im not
working late into the night on Sunday?
Hannah J., Chicago
A: The best way to get a paint
job done quickly, with minimal hassle, is to
spend as much time preparing beforehand as
possible. In the days leading up to the painting
weekend, try to complete the following tasks.
Clear furniture from the room
(or cover with a dropcloth). Take pictures off
the walls, including the hardware used to hang
them and all nails or screws. Remove cover plates
from outlets and switches. Loosen light fixtures
so that you can paint underneath them, and cover
them with plastic to protect them from stray
paint drops.
Remove any hardware from
windows and doors. This includes curtain rods and
connectors, door latches and so on. Place a
dropcloth on the floor for prep work and
painting.
A few days before painting,
scrape away loose paint or plaster from the areas
to be painted. Locate nail holes and cracks, and
fill them with spackling compound. Let the
compound dry for a few hours, then sand. You
should also sand down ridges or bumps, and if
youre painting a door as well, sand away
previous layers of paint to prevent the new paint
from sticking to the frame.
If youll be painting over
wooden trim that has a glossy finish, rub it
lightly with steel wool or fine-grade sandpaper
to roughen the finish. This will help the new
paint adhere to the old.
Clean grease spots and other
stains if a stain cant be washed
away, cover it with primer at the beginning of
the painting stage. Dust the paint areas and then
clean them with a cloth or sponge dipped in water
and a low-phosphate household cleaner (or a wall
cleaner). Let everything dry for 24 hours before
painting.
Begin masking off areas that
you dont want to paint (such as baseboards)
with painters tape the day before you start
work. Gather all the paint and clean-up supplies
youll need and place them in an accessible
spot.
This seems like an awful lot of
work for just a couple of rooms, but these
preparatory tasks can be done bit by bit in the
days beforehand. By the weekend, youll be
confident that the walls are ready for the
paintbrush, and you can complete the job quickly
and efficiently, with a little time left for
dinner!
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