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Wednesday, December 29, 2004 Volume XIII,
Number 136
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage V.F.W. announced the suspension of
Friday Nite Bingo on Dec. 31st, New Years
Eve. Friday Nite Bingo will resume on Jan. 7,
2005 at 7 p.m. Doors open at 5:30 p.m.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Public Library will be closed at 5:00 on
New Years Eve and remain closed for New
Years Day.
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
V.F.W. Post will have a New Years Eve Dance
with the public invited. Hats, horns and snacks
at $7.50 per person. Post Canteen will be open
New years day at its regular time.
Did Ya Know?... The City
of Carthage Recycling Drop-off Center and
Composting lot will be closed Saturday, January
1st.
Did Ya Know?... The
Edwin W. Wiggins Post 9 of the American Legion
will hold their first meeting of the New Year on
Thursday night, January 6, 2005 at 7:00 p.m. in
the Legion Room sof the Memorail Hall. All
members are urged to attend.
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today's
laugh
"What was
the most confusing case you ever had?" asked
the doctor of the lawyer.
"Case o
champagne," returned the lawyer. "I
hadnt got halfway through it before I was
all muddled up."
Teacher: "Willie, define
ignorance."
Willie: "Its when you dont know
something and someone finds it out."
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
His
Annual Candy Party.
T.B. Hobbs has for years given a candy
party each year at the holiday season. This year the date
selected is Thursday evening Dec. 29, and the invitation
is worded as follows., the persons invited being in each
case addressed by their Christian names: ""Why
cant you come to Bents and Wellies
fifth annual candy festivity and help dispose of good
candy and ice water. Water in abundance. December 29th at
8 oclock sharp. Bent and Wellie."
Alphonse and Gaston.
"Alphonse and Gaston" the
attraction which has caused so much contention and
rivalry between Broadway managers the past summer, for
the right of presentation, comes to the Grand, Monday.
The comedy element in "Alphonse and Gaston should be
enjoyable to those who see the performance. The play is
just full of genuine humor.
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Today's
Feature
"Free
Ride Into The New Year."
New Years Eve is
Fridayand the City of Carthage will again provide
its "Free Ride Into the New Year." This
service is designed to reduce the risk of
impaired driving after New Years
celebration. The Carthage Taxi Service will take
persons from anywhere in Carthage to anywhere in
Carthage no questions asked.
The service will be provided
from 10:00 p.m. until 2:00 a.m. People can
request the service by calling 359-6589.
Salvation
Army Christmas Goal.
News Release
As of December 28, 2004 the
Salvation Army in Carthage has not met its
Christmas Goal of $53,000 standing approximately
$2,800 away, with time still available to accept
donations.
A representative of the
Salvation Army said the Carthage community once
again made sure that everyone had a nice
Christmas and offers thanks to all who sent in
Donations, put money in a kettle, gave food, toys
or volunteered time.
This year 345 families were
helped, which is many more than the previous
year.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Labor
relations was a lot simpler when I was
growin up. A farmer pulls up as school was
gettin out and spread the word that he was
lookin for some hands to haul hay.
The first three or four guys to make it in the
bed of his pick-up were hired.
Out in the field, you were
expected to pull your weight and pitch in and get
the job done. If the farmer was happy with your
performance, hed ask ya ta come back the
next night. If not, hed either tell ya that
you werent cuttin it or hed ask
one of the better hands to bring a buddy with him
tomorrow.
The evaluation process was
quick and usually pretty accurate. Either you
could do the work or you couldnt.
Most of the time the farmer
could care less if you were the captain of the
football team or a champion title-de-wink player,
he just wanted his hay in the barn.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly
Column
Here's
A Tip
By JoAnn
Derson
Resolutions can be daunting, especially if you
have a long list. Why not focus on one resolution
per month? Mark a single resolution for every
month on your 2005 calendar: January could be
"get the house organized" month, March
could be "drink more water" month, June
could be "eat healthier" month, etc.
You only have to focus on the single resolution,
and it gives you a whole month to turn it into a
habit.
Dont forget to
stock up on plain red and green partyware at
after-Christmas sales. Red can be used for
Valentines Day and Fourth of July
celebrations; green is great for St.
Patricks Day parties.
For unbreakable,
long-lasting "rubber bands," writes
E.M. of Indiana, Pa., just cut strips from nylon
stockings or stretchy shirts that have worn out
(or been stained). They can be made in varied
sizes and there are so many uses for them, she
cant even count the ways. Great tip!
"My hands get dry
easily, so I am constantly putting lotion on
them. When I go out in the evening and carry a
small purse, I put a bit of lotion in a plastic
sandwich baggie. It is a super space-saver, and
it still is easy to get to." E.S. in
Virginia
"If you have a pan
with burned-on food, throw in some cut-up onions
and water. Let it set for 5 minutes and then
wash. The onion will loosen the charred
food." F.P. in Louisiana
Winter-driving safety
tip: Beware the snow-draped shoulder. It might
look like a nice wide space to pull over into,
but it could be a ditch that is filled with snow.
Approach the shoulder with caution and be
prepared to ease back onto the road in the event
you feel any softness.
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