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Monday, February 16, 2004 Volume XII, Number 169
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Knights of
Pythias will have a meeting at 6:30 p.m. on Tues., Feb.
17th. Members only, bring a guest.
Did Ya Know?. . .The City of
Carthage Recycling Drop-Off Center and Composting Lot
will be closed Feb. 16th, Presidents Day.
Did Ya Know?. . .Edwin W.
Wiggins Post 9 of the American Legion will meet Thurs.,
Feb. 19th at 7 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the Carthage
Memorial Hall. This is a meeting that was postponed Feb.
5th. The weather permitting. All members are invited to
attend.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can now
adopt some of the Carthage Humane Societys cutest
kittens at the Central Pet Care Clinic and Carthage
Animal Hospital during regular office hours.
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today's laugh
Teacher - "Which
is farther away, England or the moon?"
Johnny - "England."
Teacher - "England? What makes you
think that?"
Johnny - "Cause we can see
the moon and we cant see England."
"Freddie, you mustnt laugh
out loud in the schoolroom."
"I didnt mean to do it. I
was smiling, and the smile busted."
1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
THE
SPEAKERS SELECTED.
At the preliminary contest at the High
school yesterday to select the student for the recitation
and the one for the declamation in the coming inter-high
school meet, Miss Edna Towns won the former honor and
Harry Carroll was named for the latter.
Substitutes were elected to appear in
case of sickness of the regularly appointed ones. Miss
Blanche Hankla for the recitation and Mr. Walter Clemmons
for the declamation. These two were close seconds in the
contest for the first honors.
With the selection of the students
yesterday the list of representatives is complete, the
debators, Miss Alice Norton and Mills Anderson, having
been named before. The first of the two big contests
between the representatives from the larger Jasper county
high schools will be held in the near future.
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Today's Feature
Declaration of Candidacy.
The opening day to file for
Jasper County candidacy is Tuesday, February
24th. This years filing is being held on a
first come first serve basis for ballot
placement. The last election used a lottery
system in which names were drawn for placement on
the ballot.
Jasper County Clerk Ron
Mosbaugh announced at the last County Commissions
meeting that there will be a tent on the
Courthouse lawn for candidates. It is presumed
that some candidates will camp out in order to
the first in line. The use of the tent was
donated by Coglizer of Joplin.
This year there are eight
positions open for election, Jasper County
Sheriff, Circuit Judge- Division II, County
Assessor, Treasurer, Public Administrator, County
Coroner and Eastern and Western District County
Commissioners.
The election for these County
Seats will be April 6th as part of the general
election. The City Council seats and the Carthage
R-9 School Board seats will also be voted on in
the general election.
The date of March 10th is the
final day to register to vote in that election.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',I
still cant out guess the coffee maker.
As fast as todays drip
pots are, the first pot a coffee never gets done
fast enough. I am typically standin with a
cup in hand waitin for the drip process
(although I would argue that a perked cup tastes
better) to run its course.
I wait till the drip
ceases, remove the pot to pour a cup, and the
maker spews a last shot of coffee all over the
counter.
It usually makes that
growlin noise right after the liquid hits
the hot plate, like it had held the fluid as long
as possible.
There are reasonable solutions
to this almost daily confrontation Im sure.
But the use of large hammers and other implements
of destruction in the kitchen is frowned upon in
my household.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
THIS
IS A HAMMER
By Samantha Mazzotta
Faulty Light
Fixture
Q: My main bathroom light has
been out for about a week now. Ive changed
bulbs twice with no results. Whats wrong
with it? Joseph W., Wytheville, Va.
A: Sounds like a problem with
either the wall switch or the light bulb socket.
Either can wear out and fail after years of use.
If youve changed the bulb and checked the
main circuit breaker, then those two
possibilities need to be addressed.
Heres a list of items to
have on hand for minor electrical repairs. A
combination tool is great for cutting and
stripping cables and wires. Needle-nose pliers
are essential to shape wires. Fuse pullers save
your fingernails when removing cartridge-type
fuses, and cable rippers will easily remove the
outer sheath of nonmetallic cable. Insulated
screwdrivers reduce the risk of electric shock.
And in all repairs, keep two critical items
nearby: a neon circuit tester and a continuity
tester.
The circuit tester checks
circuit wires for power, so youll know
whether wires youre about to touch are
still live (and dangerous). A continuity tester
generates its own current, using a battery and a
wire loop, allowing you to safely check
electrical items for faulty circuits. Always shut
off power to a circuit before using a continuity
tester.
To repair the bathroom light,
check the wall switch first. Shut off power to
the switch at the main panel. Remove the
switchs cover plate and carefully pull the
entire switch from the wall box without touching
any wires or screws. Use the neon circuit tester
to check for power by touching one probe to the
grounded metal box (or the bare copper grounding
wire, if one is in there) and then touching the
other probe to each screw terminal. If the tester
glows, the circuit is still live; dont do
any work until the circuit is off. Once the
circuit is off, use an insulated screwdriver to
loosen the screws and disconnect the black and
white wires.
Test the switch, using the
continuity tester. Clip the wire loop to one
screw terminal and touch the needle end of the
tester to the other terminal. If the tester
glows, the switch is working fine; reconnect the
terminal wires (dont overtighten the
screws), and reinstall the switch. If the tester
doesnt glow, replace the switch.
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