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Wednesday, February 4, 2004 Volume XII, Number 161
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Friends of
the Carthage Public Library monthly used book sale will
be Saturday, February 7th from 8 a.m. til noon in the
Library Annex, 510 South Garrison Avenue.
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
VFW is having a Valentines Dance Saturday February
7th from 7:30 p.m. to 11:30 p.m. Performing for the dance
is the Country Express Band. A $3 donation each at the
door.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can now
adopt some of the Carthage Humane Societys cutest
kittens at the Central Pet Care Clinic and Carthage
Animal Hospital during regular office hours.
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today's laugh
A party of young people were amusing
themselves by guessing the answers to conundrums. One of
them asked, "Why is the pancake like the sun?"
"Because it rises in der yeast and
sets behind der vest," was the answer given by a
brilliant young Swede.
Druggist - "What a bad cold you
have, Mr. Casey. Can I offer you anything for it?"
Casey - "You may have it for
nothing if you want it."
What time is it when the clock strikes
thirteen?
Time the clock was repaired.
1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
RECOVERING FROM A
FALL.
Deputy Hamilton Fell
Through a
Grating at the Opera House.
Hamilton is able to be out again after
a fall which laid him up for several days. His fall was
through a hole at the side of the opera house, left by an
open grating. He dropped eight feet to the bottom of the
basement, sustaining many bruises, and he still walks
with a limp. His duties as special police at the opera
house led him to the danger.
Mr. and Mrs. J. L. Van Alstin and
daughter, Helen, of Oswego, Kan., are in the city the
guests of Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Rinehart of South Main
street.
Mrs. Van Alstine will remain in
Carthage a week but Mr. Van Alstine will return home
tonight. He is one of the leading merchants in the Kansas
town and has been on a buying trip.
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Today's Feature Pay As They Play.
The Public Service Committee
met for their regular meeting Monday evening in
the Parks Administration Building. The committee
discussed a possible monthly payment plan for
annual golf fees. City Administrator Tom Short,
Municipal Park Director Alan Bull, and Golf
Course Manager Mark Peterson brought about an
idea to make the annual fees payable monthly
through bank drafts only.
"Were trying to make
annual memberships more accommodating to
buy," said Bull.
Mark Peterson stated that he
has been continually asked if the course had a
payment plan.
The annual memberships are
$1000 per person for golf and a cart, $725 golf
only family rate, $475 golf only single rate and
$375 golf only senior rate for ages 62 and older.
Those rates are payable per year with the total
fee paid upfront. Junior fees are excluded from
the monthly plan.
Tom Short explained by giving
the golfer an option to pay upfront or on a
monthly bank draft plan allows more people to
take advantage of the annual membership savings.
Short stated that by doing a
monthly bank draft the fee would have 10% added
to cover the cost the banks will charge for set
up fees and service charges.
The committee agreed to forward
the monthly installment plan to the City Council
for approval. Short stated that it will need a
council bill because of the 10% surcharge.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',I see the
economy is reported as makin gains over the
last year. Last I remember theyre
sayin a 3 or 4 percent gain. From the City
sales tax revenue figures, it appears that
Carthage is stayin pretty much in step for
overall sales.
With overall City sales tax
revenue of in the neighborhood of a million a
year that translates to thirty grand in extra
revenue. Not a huge amount of money
considerin the annual City budget of around
six million, but enough to buy almost two police
cars or overlay a few blocks of street.
Course the alternative,
losin three percent would be more
alarmin. Not replacin a worn out
police car or lettin your street get full
of potholes, would be a lot more noticeable. The
value of makin a dollar or losin a
dollar is more than two dollars.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
HERES A TIP
By JoAnn Derson
"Coffee grounds can
be used as fertilizer for houseplants. I just
collect the used grounds in an empty coffee can
(labeled, of course) and add them to new potting
soil or sprinkle on top of the soil every month
or so." Lea in Winston-Salem, N.C.
"I had a bad
experience when I had to replace a video card on
my computer recently. I had misplaced the CD for
the operating system. Frequently, when you add
new hardware to your computer, you are asked to
insert the CD. Well, now that I have found it, I
keep it (and every other important disk or CD) in
a little box, which I keep right next to the
computer at all times. That way, I will never
lose it again." Amy in Polson, Mont.
"When you make
something in a blender, an easy way to clean the
blender is just to add some water and soap, turn
on the blender and rinse, and youre
done!" M.W. from Pennsylvania
"If you want to
ripen avocados fast, put them in a brown bag and
add a slice of lemon." Pat, Orchard
Park, N.Y.
"If you have
trouble holding your cat still to clip his claws,
sneak up on him while hes asleep. You might
only get a couple done before he catches on and
wriggles away, but youll get there."
P.L. in Oklahoma City
(Slow and steady wins the race,
P.L. Your great tip works for babies, too!)
"My no-iron tip: I
toss the wrinkly garment into the dryer for about
five to 10 minutes with a damp washcloth, and it
steams most wrinkles out. It wont look
starched and pressed, but its good enough
for casual wear or running-late mornings. I
havent ironed in three years."
Ealish in Orlando, Fla.
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