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Tuesday, January 27, 2004 Volume XII, Number 155
did ya
know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
Lions Club will have their annual Pancake Feed on
Saturday, January 31st at the United Methodist Church,
7th and Lyon.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can now
adopt some of the Carthage Humane Societys cutest
kittens at the Central Pet Care Clinic and Carthage
Animal Hospital during regular office hours.
Did Ya Know?. . .The next
Diabetic Support Group meeting is at 4 p.m. on Wed.,
January 28th in the McCune-Brooks Hospital cafeteria.
YMCA Director Mark Favazza is the scheduled speaker.
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today's laugh
She - "Now that were engaged
dear, youll give me a ring, wont you?"
He - "Yes dear, certainly. Whats your number,
darling?"
Farmer - "Ive never seen
such a seaon. My corn isnt an inch high!"
Neighbor - "An inch? Why the sparrows have to kneel
down to eat mine."
Wife - "Why dont you put the
cat out as I told you!"
Absent-minded Professor - "I put something out. Ye
gods! It must have been the baby!"
1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
WINS A $1,150 PRIZE.
A Reeds Farmer
Fortunate in a Guessing Contest.
J. M. Cravens, a farmer from near
Reeds, has just won $1,150 on a guessing contest. His
guess was second best, and the above is the amount he
gets official notice is due him. The guess was on the
election returns from Ohio and Michigan. The prizes which
he gets were offered by the Chicago Inter-Ocean and
Detriot Press Publishing Co. He was in town a few days
ago to get his picture taken by Van Hoose, as the papers
wrote that they would hold the money until his photograph
arrives, as they wish the publication of the award
prizes.
Edgar P. Mathis of Joplin and Miss
Lillie Sullivan of Baxter Springs, Kan., were united in
marriage yesterday evening at the office of Justice
Woodward in this city. The groom is a Frisco fireman.
They made a handsome couple.
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Today's Feature
Council's
Agenda
The City Council will hold its regular
meeting at 7:30 p.m. tonight in City Hall. The
Council is scheduled to hear a groundwater report
presented by the Tri-State Water Resource
Coalition Boards Vice President Jan Tupper.
Recently the Tri-State Water Coalition did a
study and found that a future water shortage may
be in store for Carthage and surrounding areas.
Also on the agenda is a
proposed Ordinance authorizing the City Clerk to
write-off current delinquent accounts receivable
in the amount of $30,782.42. These debts are five
years and older and is an attempt to clean up the
budget.
City Administrator Tom Short
stated at the last Budget Ways and Means
Committee meeting that it would make the budget
cleaner. Short reported that they will keep a
separate record for the delinquent accounts and
continue to seek payment.
Short informed the Mornin
Mail that Mayor Kenneth Johnson may appoint a
Public Works Director at tonights
meeting.
"Were not
sure," said Short. "Its only if
we can get everything together before the
meeting."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',I catch that
"fix-it" guy on tv ever now and
then. The one that rates the project difficulty
factor from one to four and tells ya how long it
should take to get the job done.
Course what he neglects
to mention is the time it takes to gather up the
tools and the various screws and gadgets that are
needed to get it done. Or the time spent
figurin out exactly how youre gonna
make it all work.
Now the problem isnt that
I dont consider all these factors when
watchin the program, the problem is it
looks so easy. If it was that easy, I
probly would have done the job last spring
like I planned. I never run into onea those jobs
that go the way ya plan em. Either a tool
breaks or it rains or the store is out of that
particular fastener.
Makin tv shows, now that
looks easy.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Sponsored by
McCune- Brooks Hospital
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Weekly Column
TO
YOUR GOOD HEALTH
By Paul G. Donohue, M.D.
DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I live in a
retirement community, and constipation is the No.
1 topic of conversation. Would you kindly answer
some questions we have? How is constipation
defined? What can people take for it? M.F.
ANSWER: Constipation is defined
in a number of ways. A frequency of less than
three bowel movements a week is one definition.
Hard stools that are eliminated only with great
straining is another way to define it. Many
times, people erroneously believe they are
constipated because they do not have a daily
bowel movement. Thats a misconception.
A common cause of constipation
is slow passage of undigested food through the
intestinal tract with a resultant drying of the
food residue.
The greatest reason for
constipation is our refined diet. An insufficient
supply of fiber, which retains water, causes the
feces to dry and become rock-hard. The fiber
problem is solved by eating fruits and
vegetables, particularly those with skins. Whole
grain breads and cereals are another way of
getting fiber.
Bran, which is available at
health food stores, is a wonderful source of
fiber. Metamucil, Perdiem, Fiberall, Citrucel and
FiberCon provide needed fiber. They can be used
daily without fear of developing a laxative
habit.
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