today's laugh
Two father of sons in college were
comparing notes.
"My sons letters always send
me to the dictionary," said one father.
"Youre lucky," said the
other. "My sons letters always send me to the
bank."
Father - "Arent you ashamed
to be at the bottom in a class of twenty-eight
boys?"
Willie - "Oh, thats not so
bad."
Father - "What do you mean, not so
bad?"
Willie - "Suppose there were fifty
boys."
"Are you an actress, auntie?"
"No, darling, why do you
ask?"
"Because Daddy said when you came
wed have a scene."
How do bees dispose of their honey?
They cell it.
1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
He Was Here in Early
Days.
Thomas Rhodus, an old St. Louisian, who
now lives in Chicago, is in Carthage on business matters.
Mr. Rhodus said to a reporter yesterday that he first
visited this country in 1858, when he rode out on horse
back from St. Louis, there being no railroad. He bought a
piece of land at that time between Carthage and Oronogo,
which he obtained by government patent.
"In those early days," said
Mr. Rhodus, "we had no conception of what this
country was destined to be. If we had, I and a good many
others could have made ourselves rich in very short
order. I have been coming here at intervals since 1858
and the growth and development of this locality seems
more remarkable each time I come."
Mrs. Will Elting left this morning to
return to her home in Kansas City after visiting with
friends and relatives here since Christmas.
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Today's Feature
Board Vacancy Filled.
The Carthage R-9 School Board
met Monday evening at Fairview Elementary. The
Board appointed Danny Lambeth to fulfill the
remaining two month unexpired term of Mike Wells.
The Board also named Neel
Baucom as the Board Vice President until the
Board elects officers after the April election.
Possible Water
Shortage.
The City Council held its
regular meeting Tuesday evening in City Hall. The
Council listened to a presentation given by
Tri-State Water Coalition Board Vice President
Jan Tupper and CW&EP General Manager Bob
Williams. The Tri-State Water Coalition studied
Carthage, the increase in population, and
surrounding areas to find out how much longer the
area can depend on wells as a soul source of
water.
This is not an isolated issue
for Carthage. Rural communities, farms and
industry also use wells as their soul source of
water. As increase in demand rises, the water
level drops.
According to the Tri-State
Water Coalition Board, in drought conditions,
this area could experience severe water shortages
by the year 2015 or possibly sooner.
The Board filed an application
to the Corps of Engineers to conduct a study on
the best option for a future water supply to be
used as a main source.
The Board is seeking
cooperation from the City of Carthage and
surrounding areas to conduct the study. The study
will cost approximately $200,000.
The Tri-State Water Coalition
Board is asking the City for 50 cents per
resident to help finance the study but no formal
action taken to help fund the study.
Tupper reported that the Corps
of Engineers will hire a consulting firm to
conduct the study. He is hopeful the study will
begin in June and take approximately two years to
conduct.
In other business, the Council
discussed a proposed Ordinance to write-off
uncollected account receivables that are 5 years
old and older. The debts totaling $30,782.42 are
mainly costs incurred by the City for demolition
and weed control to unmaintained properties. The
proposed Ordinance is scheduled to be voted on at
the next City Council meeting.
Council member Ronnie Wells
stated that he disagrees with writing the debts
off.
"If their out of sight,
then their out of mind," said Wells.
City Administrator Tom Short
reported that the City still plans to seek
payment on the delinquent accounts. Short
explained the reason to remove them is so they
wont inflate the budget.
Short stated that he and City
Attorney David Mouton are looking at ways to seek
payment from the biggest offenders.
Also on the agenda was the
appointment of the new Public Works Director
Craig Menees. Menees will begin his duties on
February 9th.
Menees was selected from the
dozen applications received by the City to fill
the vacancy. Former director Sam Proffer resigned
late last year.
"We felt he was best one
for the position," said Tom Short.
Menees has a business degree
from Michigan State University, a master degree
in business from Golden Gate University and has
worked in the oil industry, specializing in fuel
and asphalt sales. Menees worked as a sales
director for Tampko Roofing in Joplin for 5
years. He is currently concluding his duties at
Mid-America Environmental Solutions.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin',I gave up
blowin bubble gum bubbles at a young age.
Not that I couldnt compete, I just never
mastered gettin the bubble back in my mouth
before it burst onto my face. Nothin worse
than diggin gum outa your eyebrows for an
afternoon. I got to figurin it just
wasnt worth whatever glory went with the
title of local bubble blowin champ.
Course Double Bubble was
the choice of serious bubble blowers of the time.
Dont know of any other brand that promoted
the art of bubble blowin back then. If I
remember correctly, that stuff ya got in ball
cards did a decent job for bubbles, but
didnt keep its texture like Double Bubble.
Then ya couldnt even get a marble sized
bubble outa Dentine. Most all gum ended up on the
bottom of the soda shop tables anyway.
Cept, of course, the globs that stuck to
your shoe.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Click & Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom & Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and Ray:
I have a 2001 Honda Civic with
about 53,000 miles on it. A few days ago, I
noticed three oil drops on my garage floor, and
then later three more in my driveway after
parking it there. I took it to the Honda dealer,
and the mechanic said a rear main seal is
leaking. He estimated that to have this fixed
would cost around $540. Im disappointed,
because I thought Hondas were supposed to be
fairly maintenance-free. My dad said I can just
let it leak if I dont mind it messing up
the driveway because it wont hurt
anything and as long as I keep enough oil
in it. What do you think do I fork over
the $540, or listen to my dad? Trudi
RAY: Id say neither,
Trudi. Your father is right that as long as you
keep an eye on the oil level, you can continue to
drive it. But this is a 2001 Civic, so its
a little early to be condemning it to
"heapdom."
TOM: For those of you
unfamiliar with the term, heapdom is defined as
that period of time when your car is inexorably
sliding toward the junk heap. Heapdom begins when
you can no longer simply toss your keys to
someone. Once the toss of the keys must by
special instructions (i.e., "dont
forget to check the oil every time you get
gas," or "you have to bang twice on the
hood and jiggle the shifter before turning the
key"), you have entered heapdom.
RAY: By the way, my brother has
never owned a car that was not already in heapdom
by the time he bought it.
TOM: But getting back to your
Civic, Trudi, I also wouldnt just shell out
$540 for a new rear main seal. You shouldnt
have to pay for a main seal on a Honda with only
$53,000 miles on it. Thats outrageous.
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