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Thursday, July 8, 2004 Volume XIII, Number 14
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Train Crew will have a Ham & Bean
Feed at 6:00 p.m. on Sat., July 10th at the Train
Barn, west Mound St. Road (across from the Old
Cabin Shop). The public is invited. $5 per
couple.
Did Ya Know?. . .Young
Adult Craft Day will be at 2:00 p.m. today, July
8th in the Carthage Public Library Annex. Call
237-7040 for details or to sign up.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage High School Class of 1974 will be
holding a 30th anniversary reunion on Oct 15
& 16. Events will include a cook-out on
Friday night and a casual party on Saturday
night. If anyone has not been contacted, call
358-2216 or 359-5671.
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today's
laugh
Hotel Clerk- "I hope you
enjoyed your stay with us, sir."
Departing Guest- "Well,
the bed was too hard, the price too high, the
food was lousy, the service slow, theres
too much noise, but, by lands, I certainly
enjoyed your ice water."
Editor- "Historically,
this story is incorrect."
Author- "But hysterically
it is one of the best things I have ever
done."
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
A Mean Trick.
Just at present S.W. Hanford thinks the
person who will milk another mans cow is about the
meanest person on the pike. Last night his cow was a
little late in getting home from Kelloggs pasture,
and when she finally arrived, had not a drop of milk for
her young calf. The cow is supposed to have been held up
and milked on the way home.
Is Bill Married?
Wonder reigned supreme yesterday up
town when "Bill" Blair paraded the square with
a dasky damsel on his arm. The damsel tittered and
giggled, and in response to looks of surprise from
bystanders, she replied in coquettish accents
"Were married." Bill was certainly as
bashful as any bridegroom.
T.J. Stemmons & Son today shipped
by express a fine Poland china pig to J.J. Maxey of
Joplin.
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Today's Feature
Public
Service Meeting.
The Public Works Committee met
Tuesday evening with an agenda including
discussing election signs and reports from the
staff and committee.
Street Commissioner Tom Shelley
voiced concerns about the many election signs in
town that are violating City ordinances and have
become a nuisance to city mowers. Shelley has
noticed that some signs are blocking the view of
motorist at intersections.
City ordinances state a sign
must be placed on property side of sidewalk
rather than the street side. If there is no
sidewalk the sign must be placed at least twelve
(12) feet from the street and not on any public
right-of-way. Permission must be obtained from
the property owner before placing the sign on the
property. If nongovernment signs are in violation
of the ordnance the city or property owner has
the right to remove it.
Police Captain Davis stated
that if a sign is found in violation they will
attempt to contact the owner and give them a copy
of the ordinances and bring them into compliance.
Shelley reported the new Street
Department dump truck should be arriving later
this week. Shelley also informed the committee a
citizen is interested in buying the lot located
at 708 E 6th street. After many years of
abandonment the property, on which a church was
located, was condemned. The City, being unable to
locate the owner, contracted with Alumbaugh
Construction to demolish the church for
$3,875.00. With renewed interest in the property
it was suggested that City Attorney David Mouton
look into finding the owner once again.
Director of Public Works Craig
Menees reported the City is drafting a new
ordinance on the Flood Plan which has not been
updated since 1983. The changes are insurance
driven and have been given a deadline of July 23.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
After puttin
another five hunderd or so miles on the
family car over the Fourth weekend,
Im happy to report seein no
accidents and somewhat lower gas prices.
Carthage still can boast some of the
lowest prices for fuel around.
I think I encountered a
smaller number of idiots out on the
highway also. Im not talkin
the everday, average driver, I mean
real, honest to goodness idiots.
I even had a farm truck
pull out from a side road doin
twenty-some miles an hour and drive along
the shoulder until I got passed. Makes ya
wannna stop and shake their hand for
bein so courteous.
They say that the
Fourth weekend is the most dangerous to
be on the road. Im happy to say
that this year at least, ya couldnt
prove it by me.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Metcalf Auto Supply
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom and Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and
Ray:
I love your column, guys.
Im curious about a rerun of
"MacGyver" that I saw last week. He was
trying to escape from "San Arugula" or
someplace south of the border. He found an
abandoned jeep, and of course got it to fire
right up. However, the radiator was riddled with
bullet holes, so he thought he was a goner. Then
his little light bulb went off. He stole some
chicken eggs from a nearby farm, and with the
engine running, he proceeded to separate the
eggs, putting only the egg whites in the
radiator. Voila! The leaks were sealed, he
escaped, and he once again saved the world. My
obvious question: Would that really work?
Ruth
TOM: Great question, Ruth. In
the old days, we would have dumped the whole egg
in there, yolk and all. But now that were
all worried about cholesterol and heart disease,
most repair shops have switched over to just egg
whites.
RAY: Actually, it might work.
Heres the theory: If theres a small
hole in the radiator, the water or coolant is
going to escape through that hole. When you dump
in the egg, it goes in as a gooey liquid. But as
it travels through the hot fluid (note: engine
running), it cooks and hardens. And if everything
works just right, the egg is dragged toward the
hole, hits it, hardens up and plugs the leak.
TOM: Thats the theory.
People have also used pepper flakes for this
repair, which I also keep along with the
eggs in my toolbox. Even if I dont
have a radiator leak, its nice to know I
can always whip myself up a half-decent
breakfast.
RAY: The egg trick can actually
work, Ruth, as a temporary fix, if the hole
or holes are small enough.
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