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published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, June 10, 2004 Volume XII, Number
251
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Free
Parenting Wisely classes will be held from 6:30-8
p.m. on June 16, 23 and 30 at the Family
Neighborhood Center in Carthage. For more
information contact Debbie Capps at 358-9618 or
Corinne Waggoner at 358-3270.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Lincoln Ladies Federated Republican
Womens Club will meet at 6 p.m. on Mon.,
June 14th at the Carthage Pizza Hut. All current
members and anyone interested in join are
invited. Dues are $10 and can be paid at the
meeting.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage High School Class of 1974 will be
holding a 30th anniversary reunion on October
15th and 16th. If anyone from the Carthage Class
of 74 has not been contacted, please call
358-2216 or 359-5671.
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today's
laugh
"This is
the greatest medicine in the world," said
the street vendor. "Look at me, for example.
Purely by use of this medicine, I have lived to
the healthy, hearty age of three hundred."
"Hey, is that true?"
a listener asked the mans young assistant.
"Cant say,"
said the assistant. "Ive only been
with him a hundred years."
I knew a traveling salesman who
died and left his wife $65,000 in towels.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Turned
the Wagon Over.
A farm team owned by J. F. Johnson, of
West Olive street, hitched to a spring wagon became
frightened while standing near the Wells-Fargo express
office at Grant and Second streets yesterday and tipped
the wagon over. The animals became entangled in the
harness and were extracted with difficulty. The wagon was
empty and the only damage was some broken straps.
Train Load Lots.
Sarcoxie shipped 95 car loads of
strawberries last week. This does not include the express
shipments, which are estimated to have been about ten car
loads.
Berry pickers are doing well this year,
as there is plenty of work and the earnings run from one
to three dollars per day. Young children make these wages
as well as the older people.
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Today's Feature
City Offices Closed Friday.The City Council voted Tuesday evening
to close City offices this Friday for the
observance of a "National Day of
Mourning" for the late President Regan.
The Council also heard a
summation of the proposed City budget for the
2003-2004 fiscal year from City Administrator Tom
Short.
Short told the Council that
City sales tax was up two percent this year from
last and was six percent higher than was
budgeted. He stated that the proposed budget
would not cut services to the community.
Short also reported that the
grant to replace sidewalks on the entire block on
the west side of the square still included a
"number of hoops that have to be jumped
through." The grant is contingent upon
private participation.
Council member Ronnie Wells was
the lone member to vote against a policy change
for Memorial Hall lease agreements. The Council
voted 9-1 to require that a Carthage off-duty
police officer be present at any gathering in the
hall when alcohol was being served.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
If youve wondered
why your street got a little dusty for a
few days, the sweeper lost one of its
engines a few weeks back. Street
Commissioner Tom Shelley reports that the
machine is now back on duty. It was hoped
that the contraption would last for
another three years, but now appears to
be set for trade in around 2006.
It looks like there may
be a name change for the Over 60 Center.
Council member Jim Woestman reported
Tuesday that the organization is
contemplating a name that emphasizes
something other than age. He says that
many avoid utilizing the programs
available due to a preconceived notion of
the organization.
There will be a 15th
anniversary celebration for Precious
Moments Chapel this Saturday at 1:30 p.m.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Metcalf Auto Supply
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Weekly Column
Click & Clack
TALK CARS
By Tom and Ray Magliozzi
Dear Tom and
Ray:
A friend of mine took her
Saturn to a mechanic, as the car was running a
bit rough and the road noise was loud. He
examined the car and told her that the dealership
had improperly installed directional tires on her
car. Apparently, the tires are supposed to go one
way, and when installed improperly, they are
ruined. She spent close to $300 for new tires.
When she told me the story, I laughed so hard
that I had tears in my eyes, and I think I had
gastric distress. Is there such a thing as
directional tires, or is this a con? I mean, all
tires are round, right? And what happens if you
drive in reverse with directional tires
does that ruin them? Anyway, my friend and I have
placed a high-stakes wager. Who is correct, me or
my directionally challenged tire friend?
Joe
TOM: Well, I hope the stakes
werent too high, Joe, because you lost,
buddy. There certainly are directional tires.
RAY: Some higher-end
performance tires are designed to perform best in
one direction only. When you design a tire, if it
has to be perfectly symmetrical and work equally
well rolling both ways, you have to compromise
when you set up the orientation of the grooves.
On the other hand, if you know its only
going to turn in one direction and water
and slush only have to be channeled in one
direction you can optimize it for that
direction.
TOM: But as far as we know,
installing a directional tire backward will not
ruin it. Nor will it cause a car to run rough or
handle dangerously. It simply wont give you
its optimal performance. On the Naughty Activity
Scale, it rates just above removing the mattress
tag that reads, "Do Not Remove." Most
drivers wouldnt even notice the difference
during normal day-to-day driving.
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