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Monday, June 14, 2004 Volume XII, Number 253
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .Free
Parenting Wisely classes will be held from 6:30-8
p.m. on June 16, 23 and 30 at the Family
Neighborhood Center in Carthage. For more
information contact Debbie Capps at 358-9618 or
Corinne Waggoner at 358-3270.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage Lincoln Ladies Federated Republican
Womens Club will meet at 6 p.m. on Mon.,
June 14th at the Carthage Pizza Hut. All current
members and anyone interested in join are
invited. Dues are $10 and can be paid at the
meeting.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Carthage High School Class of 1974 will be
holding a 30th anniversary reunion on October
15th and 16th. If anyone from the Carthage Class
of 74 has not been contacted, please call
358-2216 or 359-5671.
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today's
laugh
The
prisoner, convicted of treason, is being marched
to the firing squad in a downpour. He complains
to his escort, "Look at this weather I have
to walk through."
The escort says, "What are
you complaining about? I have to walk back."
One army outfit was late
because of its camouflaged trucks. The soldier
couldnt find them.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
DEPUTY
ASSESSORS CHOSEN.
County Assessor Qualls has just
completed his list of deputy assessors for the county as
given below.
Some of these started out to work this
afternoon. Most of them will have started by Monday next
and all within a week or two. The work has been divided
up as follows:
Wm. Gates, Sarcoxie and Union
townships; C.L. Hayzlett, McDonald, Lincoln, Sheridan and
Preston township; C.C. Cordor, Madison township; W. G.
Beddingfiled, Jackson, Joplin and Galena townships; F. L.
Petefish, Marlon township; C. H. Margraves, Jasper and
Duval townships; J. L. Russell, Mineral townships; D.
Stires, Twin Grove township; J. M. Johns, city of Joplin;
J. W. Chapman, city of Carthage; S. M. Qualls, city of
Webb City.
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Today's Feature
Light
Renovation.
The Jasper County Courthouse
lobby was illuminated by a new set of nine
chandeliers last week. The project to renovate
the original look and feel of the corridors of
the main floor was initiated by the Courthouse
Historic Preservation Committee and funded by
grants from the Helen S. Boylan Foundation, the
Steadley Trust, the Ruth Kolpin Foundation and
the Carthage Community Foundation. The total cost
of the fixtures and installation was
approximately $30,000.
Mudstock 2004.
Preparations are under way for
the annual Mudstock event that is organized by
the Carthage Police Department and Carthage
D.A.R.E. Myers Park will again be the site for
participants to slide and slip through a mud pit
this Saturday from noon until 3 p.m. The Carthage
Fire Department also provides plenty of water to
rinse down with during the day.
The cost of the project is less
than $500 to the City with other funding and
considerations provided by various organizations
and individuals.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Whenever I find a
conversation goin to far in
talkin bout the "good
ol days" I always bring up the
topic of cookstoves and outhouses. That
will usually bring folks back to their
senses. Although there are probly a
lot of good stories about these
particular articles of fascination, most
Ive talked to dont want to go
back quite that far.
Wood cookstoves have
some charm for sure, but havin ta
get up and stoke the fire on a cold
mornin usually isnt a fond
memory (unless someone else did the
stokin).
Outhouses are always a
good conversation generator. Cold
mornins and hot summer days seem to
be the most mentioned rememberances I
hear. Thunder buckets dont seem ta
be much missed either. A simpler time
maybe, but not without a price.
This is some fact, but
mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column
THIS
IS A HAMMER
By Samantha Mazzotta
Batty Over Bats? Not Anymore
Q: We recently built a room
over our garage, and a bat started living in the
air vent window on the screen. An exterminator
suggested during a casual conversation that I
squirt the bat with water they will fly
away because they dont like to get wet. But
after a couple of days I noticed that the bat was
back. One day, I had my vacuum cleaner in the
area. I pulled out the hose attachment and put it
up to the bat. Hes never been back since.
Between the sound and the unusual vacuum feeling,
I dont think the bat will return at
least not to that window vent. I thought you
might use this tip in your column. Darlene
W., via e-mail
A: Thats a heck of a tip,
Darlene! Ive been fortunate not to have to
deal with bats, although Ive evicted quite
a few mice, bugs, raccoons and snakes from houses
in my lifetime.
Bats, like other wildlife, can
be difficult to chase away once theyve
settled in. For these little guys, professionals
will typically use either a chemical repellent to
make the environment an undesirable one to live
in, or an ultrasonic device that just annoys the
heck out of the bats until they leave. A vacuum
cleaner, while not ultrasonic, may produce sound
vibrations that bats dont like. Of course,
prodding them with the hose attachment might
speed things along, too.
However, I wouldnt
recommend touching wildlife, except as a last
resort. Small creatures like raccoons, squirrels
and bats are just as likely to bite in
self-defense as run away, and rabies is a danger,
among other things. If common deterrents (like
locking down garbage can lids and spritzing
ammonia on surfaces commonly visited) dont
work, then removal is the next option.
Contact a wildlife removal
specialist to handle unwelcome visitors. The
professional will come out and set traps (usually
"live traps," which capture the animal
unharmed) and take away the offending varmint.
Some homeowners are determined
to trap wildlife themselves which is just
fine as long as one is willing and able to handle
a cage containing a snarling raccoon or a hissing
snake and find a safe (and distant) place
to release the creature. However, the fee charged
by a licensed wildlife specialist is probably
small in comparison to the time it takes to do
this yourself, not to mention the risks.
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