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            The Mornin' Mail is
            published every weekday except major holidaysTuesday, March 2, 2004 Volume XII, Number 180
 did ya
        know? Did Ya Know?. . .Carthage Youth
        Softball sign-ups for the Summer League Program are from
        6-8 p.m. on Mon., March 8th at the Fairview School. Did Ya Know?. . .A program on
        "ADHD, Aspergers Syndrome & Autism"
        presented by Alan D. Clark, M.D., will be held from 6-7
        p.m. on Tues., March 2nd at the Carthage Library.
        Admission is free, but seating is limited. RSVP 358-0990.
        Sponsored by Oak St. Health & Herb. Did Ya Know?. . .The Carthage
        FFA is having an "All You Can Eat" chili or
        soup dinner March 5th in the First Christian Church
        Lighthouse. Adults are $5 and children 6-14 are $3, all
        proceeds benefit the Carthage FFA and students attending
        the Washington Leadership Conference. Did Ya Know?. . .Friends of the
        Carthage Public Library will have their monthly book sale
        Saturday, March 6th in the Library Annex from 8 a.m.
        till Noon. | 
    
        | today's laugh
 
 
 Not all gadgets work. I
        bought a hot water bottle last week, filled it, and it
        still isnt warm. A flashlight is a great gadget for
        storing dead batteries. He loves animals. He likes to give half
        his money to the horses. 
 
 1904
 INTERESTING MELANGE.
 A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
 ARMY
        OFFICER TO INSPECT. Capt. Ed Hiatt, of the military
        company, has received a notification from Col. Mitchell,
        of Nevada, to have his men prepared for an inspection to
        be given within the next 60 days. At that time an
        examination will be made by Col. Jackson of the United
        States army. This is a part of the late laws governing
        the management of the state militia. Regular army
        officers are to investigate the condition of the state
        guards with the aim to perfect a closer association and
        similarity between these two divisions of the fighting
        forces of the country. The paper received by Capt. Hiatt
        merely says that the inspection will be held at
        "some time within 60 days." This is all the
        notice the local company will have. The inspecting
        officer is liable to "drop in" at any time.
        Maybe tomorrow and again not until the last day of the
        time announced. This is the way in the army. The idea is
        to be ever ready for an inspection. 
            
                |  | Today's Feature Heating Assistance.
 
 
 
 According to a media release by
                Missouri Gas Energy, beginning this week,
                additional help to pay energy bills is available
                for low-income customers of MGE. Eligibility
                requires that customers be at or below 200% of
                the federal poverty level. The 200% of poverty
                guideline income for a family of 1 is $1,552 a
                month, family of 2 is $2082 and a family of four
                is $3,142 per month. MGE recently received
                permission from the Missouri Public Service
                Commission to redistribute $250,000 from an
                experimental low-income plan in the area to the
                Mid America Assistance Coalition. The MAAC is a non-profit
                corporation and administers a variety of energy
                fuel funds including MGEs Neighbors helping
                Neighbors program, received the funds last week.
                The assistance funds, called Extra Help will be
                distributed through the MAAC to 34 assistance
                agencies throughout MGSs service area.  MGE distributes natural gas to
                approximately 500,000 customers in 155 towns in
                central and western Missouri. To apply for assistance from
                the funds, customers of MGE should call
                816-561-3339. 
 FFA Fundraiser. The Carthage Future Farmers of
                America has twenty-one of its students scheduled
                to attend the Washington Leadership Conference in
                June. Students will spend a week utilizing life
                skills as they spend time with FFA members from
                across the United States.  The week is spent in a learning
                laboratory in Washington, D.C. It is designed to
                help members According to the WLC, the week
                will help students gain self-confidence and
                leadership skills to bring back and apply it at
                the local level with fellow FFA members, schools,
                and the Carthage community. The Carthage FFA members that
                will be attending the WLC will be hosting a Chili
                and Soup Feed on Friday March 5th at the First
                Christian Church Lighthouse from 5:30 p.m. till 8
                p.m. There will also be a silent action ending at
                7:45 p.m. All proceeds will go to the Carthage
                FFA to help fund the members attending. The Soup
                and Chili Feed costs are $5 for ages 15 and over,
                ages 5 to 14 will be $3, 4 and under are free. 
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                |  | Just Jake
                Talkin' 
 
 Mornin'
 
                    I dont know if anyone
                    ever actually made a covered wagon with a
                    sail on it. Seems Ive seen drawings of
                    one but have never actually heard of anyone
                    really tryin to make it work. With all
                    the talk of "hybrid" automobiles,
                    looks like the idea should be gettin
                    consideration. Specially for days like
                    yesterday. Skate boards look like a good
                    application for land sailin also. Capturin the power of
                    the wind is an old idea of course. The Dutch
                    with their wind mills, the Vikings with their
                    sail boats.  The open sea may be the
                    best place to practice wind power, mainly
                    cause ya have lots a room and
                    dont have to travel in a straight line
                    for any distance. Folks tryin to
                    navigate with a sail down I-44 would be
                    interestin, but Im guessin
                    most would not be able to dodge the pot
                    holes. This is some fact, but
                    mostly, Just Jake Talkin. |  
                | Sponsored by  McCune- Brooks Hospital
 | Weekly Column 
 TO YOUR GOOD HEALTH
 By Paul G. Donohue, M.D. Be Still My
                Restless Legs DEAR DR. DONOHUE: When I retire
                for the night, almost as soon as I am in bed I
                develop peculiar sensations in my legs, and they
                keep me from falling asleep. If I do fall asleep,
                later in the night the same feelings waken me. I
                have to get up and walk around. I am losing hours
                of precious sleep, and I am tired all day. What
                is this?  W.B. ANSWER: Your symptoms fit the
                profile of restless leg syndrome  RLS. It
                is not a rare bird. More than 12 million other
                North Americans endure what you are enduring. People describe the sensations
                as feeling like an army of ants is crawling in
                the legs; like pins and needles; or as though a
                carbonated beverage is flowing through the legs.
                This almost always happens when a person lies
                down or rests in a chair. In addition to the
                strange sensations, many peoples legs feel
                twitchy, and for some the legs repeatedly kick
                their bedmate. Those movements are called PLMD
                 periodic limb movement disorder. The sleep disruption caused by
                RLS makes people chronically tired. In some RLS patients, an anemia
                or a low blood iron level exists. For them, iron
                supplements end the problem. Others might have
                kidney disease, nerve troubles or diabetes.
                Treatment for those people is directed at the
                primary problem. Most, however, have no
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