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published every weekday except major holidays
Wednesday, March 31, 2004 Volume XII, Number
201
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?. . .The
Celebration Choir and cast will present
"Eyes of Faith" at 7:30 p.m. on Fri.,
April 2nd and at 10:40 a.m. on Sun., April 4th at
the First Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand,
Carthage.
Did Ya Know?. .
.Its not too late to sign up for the
Carthage Youth Softball summer leagues. Sign up
at the tryouts to be held Saturday, April 3rd at
the Fair Acres Softball Complex. 9-11 a.m. for
ages 10 & under and 13 & up. 1-3 p.m. for
ages 12 & under and 8 & under. T-ball
tryouts also. Tryouts also at 5:30 p.m. on Mon.,
April 5th for all ages.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Central Pet
Care Clinic and Carthage Animal Hospital during
regular office hours.
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today's
laugh
"Dad, what is a traitor in
politics?"
"A traitor is one who
leaves our party and goes over to the other
one."
"Well, then, what is a man
who leaves his party and comes over to
yours?"
"A convert, my son."
Woman (about to attend a
political meeting) - "Im not
prejudiced at all. Im going with a
perfectly open and unbiased mind to listen to
what Im convinced is pure rubbish!"
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Eddie Watson Thrown
Into Convulsions by a Blow Received at Play.
It is a pretty safe assertion that
young Eddie Watson and Phil Hunter will not indulge in
any more rock throwing contests.
The two mentioned lads the former of
whom is 11 years old and the latter 16, were with a crowd
of boys at play at the Chautauqua grounds late yesterday
afternoon. In the progress of their games they began to
playfully pelt each other with rocks. It was lots of fun
until a stone hurled with terrific force by Hunter struck
the Watson boy on the left side of the forehead.
He soon recovered sufficiently to get
home assisted by the other boys but the "incident
was not yet closed." When his mother entered the
room to tell him to come to supper she found him in
convulsions. For a time it was feared the lad would
surely die, and his father W. B. Watson was summoned home
by telephone. The boy is a great deal better this morning
and able to sit up.
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Today's Feature
Season Passes.
According to Municipal Golf
Course and Pro Shop Manager Mark Peterson,
currently they have 205 members enrolled on
yearly season passes that are on going throughout
the year. This total includes the senior, family,
individual and junior packages.Peterson informed that the new monthly
bank draft season passes will be available April
1st.
"I have received quite a
few calls about the draft," said Peterson.
"Well have to see how many will take
advantage of it. We hope it will go well, the
reason for it was to make season passes more
assessable to everyone."
Peterson also reported that
several people from out of town have taken
advantage of the Stay and Play package. He said
that the Econo Lodge, Carthage Inn, Precious
Moments Best Western and the Super 8 are
participating in the package that includes a one
night stay in the hotel, eighteen holes of golf
and a cart for $55 per person.
"We have been fortune that
the weather has been good," said Peterson.
"The Bermuda grass is coming out of
dormancy, the course looks nice."
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I know theyre
just tryin to be polite, but it
bugs me when ya call and they ask,
"May I ask whos
calling?" Well sure you can ask.
What ya really mean is "tell me
who this is or ya aint
gettin through."
Some will get more
to the point, "Who shall I say
is calling?" That at least says
theres no doubt about what the
question is.
My favorite English
teacher spent an awful lota time
leanin me ta speak proper.
Specially the difference
tween can and
may. We used ta bug her
by askin "can I go to the
restroom." She would always
squirm a little, knowin she
didnt want to get into a
discussion whether we had the
ability or needed
permission to go to the
restroom."
I suppose the
polite thing ta do is ta identify
myself when I make a call, that would
eliminate my irritation and that of
the person answerin the phone.
This is some fact,
but mostly,
Just Jake
Talkin.
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Weekly Column
HERES A TIP
By JoAnn Derson
You can extend the life
of salad lettuce by prebagging it and adding a
few chunks of raw potato, cut into 1-inch chunks.
"I use disposable
face cloths to wash my face each day. After
Im done, they are great to do a quick
cleanup in the bathroom. I wipe down the vanity
and the top and outside of the toilet. My
bathroom stays clean." Gretchen P. in
Butte, Mont.
"Fabric softener
has really gotten expensive, and I found that I
was using too much of it anyway. To save a little
money, I added liquid softener to a clean spray
bottle and cut it with water. I keep the spray
bottle and a few washcloths next to the dryer. I
mist a washcloth and add it to the dryer load. It
really stretches out the softener and saves me
money, and there is less waste."
V.B., via e-mail
Health Alert: Cosmetics
have a shelf life. Six months is the time limit
for eye products; nine to 12 months for
foundations and powders. Lipwear shouldnt
be kept for more than a year, although you can
extend that by shaving a bit off and using a lip
brush to apply it from the cut-off portion.
Bacteria can breed in anything that touches your
face, so be sure to clean brushes and sponges
regularly.
Fred J. of Jacksonville,
Fla., writes: "I was cleaning up some
financial details and was surprised to learn that
my joint banking account with my wife does not
have survivorship benefits. Apparently, it
didnt come automatically, but was an option
I needed to choose. Needless to say, I took care
of it, but I thought others might want to check.
I guess all those years ago, I thought
joint would be enough."
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