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                    Monday, May 24, 2004 Volume XII, Number 239 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                 
                 
                 
                Did Ya Know?. . .The American Red Cross will
                hold a Blood Drive from 9:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. on
                Fri.,. May 21st at the Carthage Church of the
                Nazarene, 2000 Grand. Please help save a life and
                donate. 
                Did Ya Know?. . .The
                City of Carthage will be spraying for mosquitoes
                the week prior to Memorial Day, May 24th through
                May 28th, Mon.-Fri. Your area will be sprayed in
                the evening of the day of your trash pickup,
                between 8-11 p.m. You may want to turn off any
                attic or window fans while the sprayer is in your
                area. 
                Did Ya Know?. . .The
                Diabetes Support Group will meet from 4-5 p.m. on
                Wed., May 26th in the McCune-Brook Hospital
                dining room. The topic will be "Are all
                Diabetes Pills Created Equal?" with speaker
                Dr. Mike Oberzan, ParmD. 
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                today's
                laugh 
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
                I have the feeling
                that my house isnt too strong. The other
                day I saw termites wearing hard hats. 
                The grass is greener on the
                other side of the fence, but Id hate to
                have his water bill. 
                My doctor believes in shock
                treatment  his bill. 
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        1904 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        FUNDS
        FOR BAND CONCERTS. 
        Charles F. Monnett, B. S. Briles and
        John H. Bailey were out this morning with a subscription
        paper collecting funds for the purpose of providing open
        air band concerts on the square this summer. They met
        with much encouragement and the concerts will probably
        commence next week. 
        This is later in the season than usual
        for the concerts to begin, and they will cost a little
        less than ordinarily therefore this season. 
        There is some sentiment in favor of
        having the concerts on some night other than on Saturday
        night. The theory is that Saturday night is busy enough
        without adding the concert, and that to have the concert
        on some other night would thus bring out the result of
        having two good nights a week. In other towns in this
        vicinity the concerts have been changed from Saturday
        night, and, it is claimed, with good results. 
        
            
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                Today's Feature 
                 
                Annual County
                Auction. 
                 
                 
                 
                The annual Jasper County
                Auction is scheduled for Friday, June 4th at 9
                a.m. at the Highway Department, 125 North River. 
                Eastern District Jasper County
                Commissioner Jim Honey stated that the items for
                the auction are Jasper County and City of
                Carthage surplus. 
                "There will be a little
                bit of everything," said Honey. 
                Western District Commissioner
                Anna Ruth Crampton reported at last
                Thursdays meeting that six Jasper County
                surplus properties will be auctioned. 
                "Signs have been posted
                for the surplus properties," said Crampton.
                "There are several, but Im only
                certain of six. There will be a list available
                soon." 
                Honey stated that he believes
                most of the properties are in the Joplin area. 
                Carthage City Administrator Tom
                Short explained to the Mornin Mail that
                they participate in the County auction each year. 
                "We consolidate each
                year," said Short. "It works out pretty
                good for us. It saves us from having to go out
                and hire someone and do our own." 
                 
                 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                 
                Mornin' 
                
                    
                        I
                        suppose they still make em, but I
                        didnt have one a those fold up
                        plastic rain covers the other day when
                        the rain opened up. Those little packages
                        that are small enough ta carry in your
                        pocket always seem ta be stored with the
                        umbrella at the other end of the line.
                        Even the idea of havin two
                        umbrellas, one at work and one at home,
                        doesnt seem ta work for me. They
                        somehow always end up together along with
                        the rubber boots and the raincoat. 
                        I saw a couple a
                        umbrellas sittin by the doorway of
                        the buildin I was trapped in for
                        near an hour. They were mighty
                        temptin, but a good dose of cold
                        rain is fittin punishment for
                        thoughts of borrowin someone
                        elses forethought. 
                        As a kid I used ta love
                        ta get out in the rain durin the
                        summer. Some still argue I had more sense
                        then than now. 
                        This is some fact, but
                        mostly, 
                        Just Jake Talkin. 
                     
                 
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                THIS
                IS A HAMMER 
                By Samantha Mazzotta 
                Q: Recently, I put up a couple
                of shelves in the bathroom to store extra towels
                and supplies. However, one of them is now
                "drooping" slightly, and the screws
                seem to be pulling out of the walls. How do I fix
                this?  Charlene I., Gadsden, Ala. 
                A: Whats happened to your
                shelves is that the screws are not properly
                anchored for the amount of weight theyre
                carrying. Even though a few towels dont
                seem like much, the drywall (or plaster, in older
                homes) really cant support additional
                weight. After all, drywalls main purpose is
                to cover up the actual home and wall supports
                (i.e., studs). 
                Youve probably been told
                that when hanging fairly lightweight items such
                as pictures, to avoid putting screws into the
                studs. However, in the case of shelving or heavy
                objects, these supports can be used to bear
                additional weight. To further minimize stress on
                the wall, an objects weight should be
                distributed if possible. How is this
                accomplished? 
                In the case of shelves, a set
                that includes long vertical runners (called
                "standards") is optimal, because the
                standards distribute the weight of the shelves
                and their contents along their length. This is
                better than gambling on one or two bolts holding
                everything in place. 
                Sketch out a design of the type
                of shelves youd like to place in the
                bathroom, and measure the wall space available.
                Then determine the number of standards, brackets
                and shelves needed to fill the space. (A shelf
                must be supported with standards and brackets
                every 24 inches.) Purchase the amount and style
                of shelves desired, and paint or stain them
                before installing, if needed. 
                Locate the studs within the
                wall and mark them in pencil (studs are typically
                16 inches apart). Then, set the leftmost standard
                against the leftmost stud to be used. Make sure
                it is right-side up (set a bracket into it to
                check) and use a level to ensure it is placed
                absolutely straight. Then, mark screw locations
                and pre-drill holes into the stud before securing
                the standard. Repeat this for each standard used.
                Placing the standards correctly is the most
                important part of this type of shelving. If
                theyre not straight or not secured
                properly, the shelves will lean or sag. 
                Once complete, place the
                brackets evenly and set the shelves atop them.
                Remember that these types of shelves arent
                as stable as built-in shelving, so always load
                items onto them from the middle and work outward.
                 
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