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Wednesday, November 17, 2004 Volume XIII,
Number 107
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... November
21 at 2:00 in the Commons Room of Grace Episcopal
Church, Bill Sutter, Virginia Terry and Mary Ann
Andrews will present a free concert of religious
and musical songs.
Did Ya Know?... A blood drive will be held at the
Church of the Nazarene 2000 Grand on Thursday,
Nov. 18 from 1:30 to 7:00 p.m. and Friday, Nov.
19 from 9 a.m. to 2:30 p.m.
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
Area United Way, Inc. cordially invites you to
attend the Final Report Luncheon for this
years campaign, Nov. 18 from noon to 1 p.m.
at McCune-Brooks Hospital Cafeteria, 627 W.
Centennial, Carthage.
Did Ya Know?... Thursday
November 18th from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. a benefit
for Shannon Peterson will be held at the Fairview
Christian Church 2320 S. Grand Ave. Tickets can
be purchased at UMB Downtown or South branch
$4.00 advance, $5.00 at the door.
Did Ya Know?... Nov.
18th through the 20th at 7:00 p.m. and Nov. 21st
at 2:30 p.m. the Ruth I. Kolpin Foundation,
Carthage R-9 Foundation, and CHS Fine Arts
Department will present "Guys and
Dolls" at the CHS Auditorium. Senior
Citizens $3, Students $4 and Adults $5.
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today's
laugh
"Mother,
can I have those apples on the sideboard?"
"Yes, dear."
"Oh, Im so glad you said yes."
"Why, are you hungry?"
"No - because Ive eaten them
already."
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Two
Divorces in Ten Minutes.
Judge Pepper, who is temporarily
filling Judge Perkins place on the circuit bench at
Joplin, heard the evidence and granted a divorce in two
cases in very shortspace of time Tuesday. Some of the
lawyers present say it was actually done in ten minutes.
In one of the cases the man was suing for divorce. He had
only one witness and proved abandonment. The wife had
fled no cross bill and did not appear to fight the case,
and it was soon settled. In the other case the wife was
suing for divorce and the husband did not contest. She
proved her good character by three witnesses and that
ended it.
Curiosity Killed Her.
Francis Casavan lost a valuable Jersey
heifer this morning. The poor beast was investigating a
deserted shaft in E. Bells pasture and tumbled in.
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Today's
Feature
Leaf
Disposal.
Lujene Clark spoke during the
citizens participation period of the Public
Safety meeting last Monday evening. Clark asked
the committee if they would consider a possible
leaf burning ordinance to restrict or eliminate
the disposal of leaves by burning. Several
members of the Committee agreed that when the
proper safety guidelines are followed, health
hazards can be diminished, but often people are
careless in the choice of when to burn, which can
cause the smoke to either linger low to the
ground or to blow towards surrounding houses.
Committee member Jackie Boyer
said she had noticed an increasing number of
people who had pushed their leaves into the
streets, which can damage the street sweeper.
Fire Chief Cooper said he had
talked to City Administrator Tom Short about a
variety of solutions to the complications of leaf
disposal, one of which might be the purchase of a
machine which would gather leaves and shred them
to create mulch. The Committee agreed to pursue a
solution and Clark said she would gladly assist
if the committee requested her help.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I had a grade school
principal that always told us that one
persons rights ended at the end of another
persons nose. He was referrin to the
fact that as long as ya didnt infringe on
someone elses rights, you were pretty safe
in your actions.
I always had the picture of a
fist bein the object that might infringe on
the nose, but the recent discussion over leaf
burnin brings another image to mind.
A farmer I worked for always
threatened to take an old oily rag from his
machine shed to the club dinners he went to on
occasion. He said hed like to pull it outa
his pocket, light it and wave it around when
everone else was lightin up their
cigars. He said the rag would smell better.
Course Im
guessin he tracked in a little manure on
his shoes once in a while.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly Column Here's A Tip
By JoAnn
Derson
You can
store plastic grocery bags neatly under your
cabinet in a box from a 12-pack of soda. Or, for
a smaller amount, use a tissue box.
"Instead of buying
a refill for my wet mop, I use a splash of Lysol
and water in the existing container. It saves me
lots of money. Those mops are convenient, but
buying refills can be expensive."
J.C. in Florida
"I buy gifts all
year long for the holidays. I save them in a
closet until the holidays, when I get them out
and have festive fun wrapping them. As a matter
of fact, I buy my cards after Christmas, too
on sale. I just get them out and start
writing the day after Thanksgiving instead of
shopping." M.E. in Minnesota
"When you travel,
keep a $20 bill in your sock in case your wallet
gets stolen or misplaced before you can get back
to your hotel room. You can write the address of
your hotel on the bill too." B.P. in
Maryland
"I have a lovely
metal tray that I like very much but didnt
have counter space for in my kitchen. My husband
attached it to the wall with a screw and found
some lovely magnets. I use it to hold recipe
cards when I am cooking or ones that I plan to
cook that day. It is wonderful." A.A.
in Arizona
"When you use a
public restroom, if the towel dispenser has a
lever on it, pull down a towel for the person
after you, so they dont have to touch the
machine. If everyone did this, there would be
fewer germs spread, and we would all be
healthier." B.M. in New York
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