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Friday, November 5, 2004 Volume XIII, Number 99

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... The McCune Brooks Hospital Auxiliary Gift Shop will hold the annual Christmas preview sale from 9:00am to 7:00pm Friday November 5, 2004 at the hospital lobby. All new Christmas gifts and decorating items will be on display and available for purchase. Punch and cookies will be served.

Did Ya Know?... The Carthage Public Library invites parents or caregivers of children 0-5 years of age to attend "Read from the Start" on Nov. 9th at 6:30 p.m. Sponsored by the Missouri Humanities Council. Call 237-7040 for more info.

Did Ya Know?... November 6th Veterans will be handing out Buddy Poppies for a donation. The money raised is used to help veterans in V.A. Hospitals. They will be at Walmart and other locations in Carthage.

Did Ya Know?... The Salvation Army is in need of space heaters 2002 or newer. If you can provide assistance in this area please call The Salvation Army at 417-358-2262.

today's laugh

Hey, you, why don’t you fight it out?
My wife won’t let me.
How could she know you’d been fighting?
She’d see the doctor coming out of your house.

I just dreamed that I had a job.
I suppose that’s why you’re looking so exhausted.

1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

The Dogs Did It.

Tempting Plenty on Sunday.

A certain Carthage justice has been sorely tempted of late. His religious leanings and his inclination as a sportsman clash so seriously that he has had a sorry time.

"Why, I can go out to my farm any Sunday and see more rabbits and quail than you can shake a stick at, but on week days not a beast of the field nor a fowl of the air."

The squire is a good shot, by the way. Last Sunday he drove out to his farm south of town and started across a field to pick some persimmons and, as he declared the dog scared up at least six rabbits.

"Why didn’t you shoot?" asked a friend who heard the story. "Didn’t have any gun - besides, as you know, I’m a good Methodist and never carry a gun on Sunday."

Eventually it got so thick that there were not enough holes for the rabbits and the dogs caught one.

 

Today's Feature

Input From Contractors.

The Public Works Committee met last Tuesday with area contractors to discuss the changes to the Sediment and Erosion Control ordinance. The meeting lasted an hour and 45 minutes and the contractors had many specific questions about how the ordinance would affect them. The main area of concern was the size of work sites to which the ordinance would be applied. As it has been discussed in previous meetings the ordinance was to affect sites where topsoil was broken on over 6,000 square feet. Several contractors felt that the size should be larger.

This ordinance was passed down from the EPA and it is mandatory that it be in place by the end of this year. The ordinance outlines best practice management, consisting of between 15 and 20 procedures to help prevent sediment and silt leaving construction sites. Within the outline there are smaller details which may be decided by the City such as fines for violations and permit costs.

Street Department Director Tom Shelley reported that the street sweeper is being repaired for a broken pick-up head.


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin'
Those who use a keyboard frequently may have understood the error, but I apparently didn’t hit the shift key when noting the vote tally of Jerry Neil on Wednesday. I showed his total votes as (25,4640. It of course should have been (25,464).

At one o’clock in the mornin’ my shift key pinky was tired and the ) was a 0.

I am fortunate that my shift key wasn’t stuck down or you would have read (@%<$^$))>

County Treasurer Wells would have received a vote of (#)#@^)>

Challenger Mark Rains would look like )!$!@#)

I used ta see stuff like that in cartoons and not understand what it meant. Those cartoonists prob’ly work late at night also.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just ##!&%* Talkin’.

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Oak Street Health & Herbs

Weekly Column

Natural Nutrition

By Mari An Willis

Royal jelly is a highly nutrious substance secreted by young worker honeybees. In the hive, royal jelly is used to feed all bee larvae for the first few days of their lives and then to stimulate the growth and development of larvae chosen to be queen bees. The queen bee will only feed on royal jelly.

As a supplement, it is taken to prolong youth, increase longevity, and boost energy levels. Proponents also claim that it supports the adrenal glands, helps people lose weight and combats fatigue. It is rich in amino acids, ceretain fatty acids, minerals, enzymes and B. vitamins especially pantothenic acid which is essential for many metabolic functions. Some say it may be beneficial for arthritis. The Chinese often combine it with other tonic herbs such as astragalus or ginseng. It is an additive in many expensive cosmetics.

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