The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Friday, November 5, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
99
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... The
McCune Brooks Hospital Auxiliary Gift Shop will
hold the annual Christmas preview sale from
9:00am to 7:00pm Friday November 5, 2004 at the
hospital lobby. All new Christmas gifts and
decorating items will be on display and available
for purchase. Punch and cookies will be served.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Public Library invites parents or
caregivers of children 0-5 years of age to attend
"Read from the Start" on Nov. 9th at
6:30 p.m. Sponsored by the Missouri Humanities
Council. Call 237-7040 for more info.
Did Ya Know?... November
6th Veterans will be handing out Buddy Poppies
for a donation. The money raised is used to help
veterans in V.A. Hospitals. They will be at
Walmart and other locations in Carthage.
Did Ya Know?... The
Salvation Army is in need of space heaters 2002
or newer. If you can provide assistance in this
area please call The Salvation Army at
417-358-2262.
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today's
laugh
Hey, you, why
dont you fight it out?
My wife wont let me.
How could she know youd been fighting?
Shed see the doctor coming out of your
house.
I just dreamed that I had a
job.
I suppose thats why youre looking so
exhausted.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
The
Dogs Did It.
Tempting Plenty on
Sunday.
A certain Carthage justice has been
sorely tempted of late. His religious leanings and his
inclination as a sportsman clash so seriously that he has
had a sorry time.
"Why, I can go out to my farm any
Sunday and see more rabbits and quail than you can shake
a stick at, but on week days not a beast of the field nor
a fowl of the air."
The squire is a good shot, by the way.
Last Sunday he drove out to his farm south of town and
started across a field to pick some persimmons and, as he
declared the dog scared up at least six rabbits.
"Why didnt you shoot?"
asked a friend who heard the story. "Didnt
have any gun - besides, as you know, Im a good
Methodist and never carry a gun on Sunday."
Eventually it got so thick that there
were not enough holes for the rabbits and the dogs caught
one.
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Today's
Feature
Input
From Contractors.
The Public Works Committee met
last Tuesday with area contractors to discuss the
changes to the Sediment and Erosion Control
ordinance. The meeting lasted an hour and 45
minutes and the contractors had many specific
questions about how the ordinance would affect
them. The main area of concern was the size of
work sites to which the ordinance would be
applied. As it has been discussed in previous
meetings the ordinance was to affect sites where
topsoil was broken on over 6,000 square feet.
Several contractors felt that the size should be
larger.
This ordinance was passed down
from the EPA and it is mandatory that it be in
place by the end of this year. The ordinance
outlines best practice management, consisting of
between 15 and 20 procedures to help prevent
sediment and silt leaving construction sites.
Within the outline there are smaller details
which may be decided by the City such as fines
for violations and permit costs.
Street Department Director Tom
Shelley reported that the street sweeper is being
repaired for a broken pick-up head.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Those who use a keyboard frequently may have
understood the error, but I apparently
didnt hit the shift key when noting the
vote tally of Jerry Neil on Wednesday. I showed
his total votes as (25,4640. It of course should
have been (25,464). At
one oclock in the mornin my shift key
pinky was tired and the ) was a 0.
I am fortunate that my shift
key wasnt stuck down or you would have read
(@%<$^$))>
County Treasurer Wells would
have received a vote of (#)#@^)>
Challenger Mark Rains would
look like )!$!@#)
I used ta see stuff like that
in cartoons and not understand what it meant.
Those cartoonists probly work late at night
also.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just ##!&%* Talkin.
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Weekly Column Natural Nutrition
By Mari An Willis
Royal jelly is a highly
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such as astragalus or ginseng. It is an additive
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