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published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, October 11, 2004 Volume XIII, Number
80
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?...
McCune-Brooks Hospital Auxiliary will meet in the
MBH hospital cafeteria October 13
Did Ya Know?... Saturday
October 16 the Carthage Democrats will host a
Meet the Candidates Reception at Democratic
Headquarters following the Maple Leaf Parade.
Did Ya Know?... The Pink
Leaf Ball, a McCune-Brooks fund-raising event
will be held at Memorial Hall October 15 from
8:00 p.m. to midnight. Tickets are $10.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
now adopt some of the Carthage Humane
Societys cutest kittens at the Carthage
Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during
regular office hours. For more info call
358-4914.
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today's
laugh
"Here,
have a cigar."
"No thanks - I swore off smoking."
"Well, put one in your pocket for
tomorrow."
"Now, Silas," said
the teacher, "if there were eleven sheep in
a field and six jumped the fence, how many would
be left?"
"None," replied Silas.
"Why, but there would," said she.
"No, maam, there wouldnt,"
persisted he. "You may know arithmetic, but
you dont know sheep."
Upper Crust - A lot of crumbs
held together by dough.
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Man Had
A Fit.
At First it was
Supposed He Had Taken A Dose of Poison at a Saloon.
One of the steel gang on
the White River road had a fit in one of the saloons last
night. He had been drinking heavily all day and at times
his talk had been wild and threatening to himself.
When he fell in the fit it
was at first thought the man had carried out his threat
to kill himself. But when a physician was called he found
no symptoms of poisoning and only indications of
epilepsy. In a short time he was able to be around, but
he was sold no more liquor.
Not Known Here.
A report reached Carthage
this week that a man named Horace Pipps of Carthage, had
been taken to the hospital in Ft. Smith, suffering with
consumption. Inquiry shows no such name in the city
directory and no one here seems to know him.
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Today's
Feature
Maple
Leaf Parade, Saturday 16.
News release.
Started in the late 1960s
as a marching band competition, the annual Maple
Leaf Festival received its name thanks to the
help of Mother Nature. Surrounded in an array of
glorious fall colors, the city of Carthage
proudly welcomes the 50,000 + visitors to this
wonderful fall celebration.
Beginning with the largest
parade in Southwest Missouri, the one day
celebration held on the third Saturday of
October, is the festivals key event.
Numerous activities are scheduled to entertain
both the young and the young at heart. The week
preceding the one-day event is filled with a
variety of activities including a family fun
walk, baby contest, and a lip sync competition.
Currently in its 38th year, the Maple Leaf
Festival offers family-style fun combined with a
home-town atmosphere.
The parade is on Saturday the
16 from 9 a.m. to 11 a.m. It begins on the west
side of the Carthage Square, heads south down
Grant/Grand Avenue, turns east on Centennial
ending up at the Carthage Junior High on River
and Centennial.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
There
always seems ta be an exception to the rule.
Most children spend most a
their wakin hours tryin to figure out
such loop holes. These typically take the form of
bein very specific in the interpretation of
the rule.
"Dont throw peas at
your brother" is way too specific. To an
inventive youngster this would still leave the
option or a carrot or green bean throwin
available. And of course, the completely
different activity of droppin or
squirtin various vegetables would also be
outside the limits specified.
The fact is that most kids are
very observant learners. The parents most likely
used this "exception" rule to their
advantage from time to time. This culminates in
the ultimate "do as I say, not as I do"
exception.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Carthage Printing
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Weekly Column This Is A Hammer
By
Samantha Mazzotta
To
Cut or Not to Cut
Q: Please settle
an argument between my husband and me. I say that
the old oaks lining our driveway and in our back
yard are rotting and need to be taken down. My
husband says theyre beautiful and perfectly
healthy, and he refuses to call a tree service.
What do you say? Madeleine H., Altamonte
Springs, Fla.
A: I dont
know that I can settle it, but I can help you
find a way to come to an agreement about those
trees. Spend a few dollars and have an arborist
inspect them.
A certified
arborist employed by many tree removal
companies evaluates each tree and decides
whether it needs to come down. The evaluation
includes an inspection of your yard and tests of
the trees to determine whether they actually are
rotting, or if they are still quite healthy.
In some cases, if
the tree is healthy but youre worried about
what will happen when the next storm hits, the
arborist will recommend pruning. The tree service
will remove weak branches and thin the crown,
allowing the wind to blow through the tree rather
than pushing it over.
Based on his or
her recommendation, you and your husband can
decide which direction to take.
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