The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Thursday, October 21, 2004 Volume XIII,
Number 88
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
Area United Way, Inc. cordially invites you to
attend the 2004-2005 Campaign First Report
Luncheon October 21 from noon to 1 p.m. at the
McCune Brooks Hospital Cafeteria 627 W.
Centennial, Carthage, MO.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
Did Ya Know?. . .You can
pick up yard signs and bumper stickers at the
Republican Headquarters. Located on the ground
floor of the Professional building at the corner
of West 4th. and South Maple.
Did Ya Know?... Tuesday,
October 26 at 7 p.m. Carlene Neihart, nationally
and internationally known organist will present
an organ concert at the First Presbyterian
Church, 115 W. Chestnut. A reception will follow.
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today's
laugh
Geology
Professor: "The geologist thinks nothing of
a thousand years."
Sophomore: "Great
guns! And I loaned a geologist ten dollars
yesterday!"
Mother: "Robbie, eat your
spinach. Its good fro growing
children."
Robbie: "Who wants to grow children?"
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1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Weed
Through His Hand.
Jesse Melgin Knocked
Out of Todays Game By an Accident.
In a practice game at the
college campus, last evening, Jesse Melgin of the Senior
High school football team fell and struck his left hand
on the stump of a weed that had recently been cut down.
The weed penetrated the
palm of the hand going clear through and coming out an
inch or more between the thumb and forefinger. Jesse
pluckily pulled it out, and showed the true grit of a
professional football player by not exhibiting any
evidence of the pain he was suffering.
He came up to Drs. Thomas
and Post, where the wound was given an antiseptic
dressing. If the weed does not cause blood poisoning, the
wound will likely heal by first intention, otherwise may
suppurate and cause great pain if not more serious
complications.
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Today's
Feature
Floodplain
Area Expands.
The Floodplain region was
discussed at the Public Works meeting Tuesday
afternoon by the committee, City Administrator
Tom Short and Jason Ekhart, an engineer for
Sprenkle and Associates .
Two large maps were produced,
one showing the former floodplain coverage area,
and one showing the new extended area. Discussion
ensued about the size of expansion and best means
of notifying the public. The maps are available
for viewing at the Carthage Public Works
Department. Homes that were near the boundaries
may now be included in the floodplain area and
residents should be aware. The designation of
this territory is decided upon by F.E.M.A. based
on scientific or engineering changes to the land.
The Committee further discussed
the changes in the Sediment and Erosion Control
Ordinance which pertains to the measures for
controlling storm water and sediment runoff
specifically on construction sites where more
than 6,000 square feet of soil are disturbed. A
meeting will be scheduled with local contractors
to collect their input on the matter.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
As a kid our teachers
didnt make us learn multiplication tables
past the 10s. I actually never really learned the
9s, but could figure the tens pretty easy.
Instead of just learnin the 9s, Id
multiply by ten and then subtract the number.
Say, 9 x 8. Eight times ten is eighty, subtract
one 8 and ya get 72.
I always thought I had figured
out a real secret, but the other day I picked up
a book that taught several little tricks to make
figurin math in you head easier. It was
published back in the 30s. The author had figured
all the angles and had a shortcut of some kind
for most all math type of problems.
I suppose I wasnt as
smart, or as dumb, as I thought I was. I still
figure a little math ever now and then on paper
just for practice, but the calculator is always
nearby.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Metcalf Auto Supply
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Weekly Column Click & Clack Talk Cars
By Tom and
Ray Magliozz
Dear Tom and
Ray:
I am looking to buy a new car.
One of the cars I like a lot is the Toyota Prius.
I read your review of the Prius on your website,
and it confirmed my interest. However, safety is
very important to me. I looked at the crash-test
results for the Prius and it got mostly three out
of five stars for front and side-impact crashes.
Other cars in its weight class, like the Honda
Civic and Toyota Corolla, got four out of five
stars. I know that almost any new car would be
safer than my 1985 pickup truck, but I have a 5
year old son who would be sitting in the back
seat of the Prius. What do you think of a result
of three out of five stars? - Dan
TOM: I think three stars
stinks. We love the Prius (and the idea of hybrid
engines in general), but if youre really
concerned about safety, youre better off
opting for something else.
RAY: Take a look at the Honda
Civic Hybrid, Dan. It gets four out of five stars
in the National Highway Traffic Safety
Administrations crash tests. And we like it
just as much as, if not more than, the Prius. You
can get it with front and front side air bags,
which increase the protection for the front-seat
passengers. The kid, wholl be in the middle
of the back seat, will benefit from his placement
if you get hit from the side.
TOM: Fortunately, Honda, Toyota
and others are going to bring hybrid engines to
more and more cars in the coming years. So within
the next few model years well be able to
get larger, safer cars with fuel-saving hybrid
engines. And in fact, a new larger Prius is due
this fall.
RAY: But until then, Id
think about the Honda Civic. Personally I
wouldnt buy a car that scored less than
four stars in a crash test.
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