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Tuesday, October 5, 2004 Volume XIII, Number 76

did ya know?

Did Ya Know?... Tuesday, October 5 the Carthage Democratic Headquarters will hold two free showings of Fahrenheit 9/11, a documentary by Michael Moore, first showing at 5:30 p.m. second showing at 8:00 p.m.

Did Ya Know?... Thursday, October 7 from 5:00 to 6:30 p.m. a tailgate party will be held for the 8th grade football team. Hotdogs, hamburgers, chips, cookies, and drinks will be served $3.00 per person at the K.E. Baker Stadium.

Did Ya Know?... Wednesday, October 6 at 6:30 p.m. the Carthage Shrine Club will hold a fish fry at the Shrine Club, County Road 170. Public invited, must be 21. $8.00 per person. For more information call 417-358-8816

Did Ya Know?... Saturday October 9th from 8:00 p.m. to midnight the V.F.W. Post 2590 invites the public to a dance honoring the 203rd Engineering Battalion. Live music by Country Express Band. 203rd and spouses free, all others $3.00 at door.

today's laugh

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?"
Hotel Host: "I can’t imagine, unless it’s because you’re using his plate.

Car Salesman: "What kind of car would you like... four, six, or eight cylinder?"
Timid Customer: "Couldn’t I begin with one?"

1904
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Bad Runaway Yesterday.

Two Buggies Partly Torn Up.

Yesterday afternoon J.P. Bishop, who lives west of town, was driving east on Third street and when in front of Keim & McMillan’s store his horse, which is a spirited one, and has a record, became frightened at passing a car, whirled around and started west, throwing Mr. Bishop out in front of R.H. Rose’s store. At the corner the frightened animal turned south and ran into a buggy belonging to C.W. Emery which Mrs. Emery had left standing in front of Price’s drug store, and broke the top and seat off of it. This did not stop the runaway nor was it stopped until the horse ran into an electric lightpole on Fourth street on the north side of Thomas’ grocery store and fell on the sidewalk, narrowly missing several people who were standing near.

Mr. Bishop was not injured and his buggy was not damaged except one shaft broken.

 

Today's Feature

Public Works Meeting Tonight.

The Carthage Public Works Committee will meet this afternoon at 5:00 in City Hall to review applications recieved by the City for the position of Public Works Director. After the applications have been read and discussed the process of scheduling interviews will begin.

Advertisements for the position have been placed in numerous newspapers and publications in the southwest part of the state as well as on the Carthage City website. Some members of the Public Works Committee felt that Carthage would have competition in filling the position, as Joplin and Webb City were at the same time advertising for Public Works Directors.

The cutoff date for applications was the 24 of September and at that time the City had received 22 applications. In addition to the new applications there were applications left from the last period of hiring in which Craig Menees was accepted. The original intention to have the position filled by mid to late September was not met.

The position has been left unfilled since the departure of Craig Menees on August 6.


Just Jake Talkin'

Mornin'
I’ve never seen a time savin’ gadget that didn’t come with a correspondin’ amount of aggravation. Seems like the more time it saves, the more aggravatin’ it is when it decides to be difficult.

Like the old sayin’ goes, to take off a lid, you’ve gotta be smarter than a jar.

My mom used to tap on the top of a lid that was difficult in gettin’ off. I’ve heard that puttin’ the jar in hot water helps. ‘Course us boys would battle to see which one of us could use our natural ability to get it off.

There are those commercial gadgets that clamp down on the lid and give ya some leverage. Or those rubber rags that give ya better grip. They also have limitations, but at least they don’t make racket and lead you to believe they are doin’ somethin’ like an electric can opener. Where’s my pocket knife.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Weekly Column

To Your Good Health

By Dr. Paul G. Donahue M.D.

DEAR DR. DONOHUE: My PSA count went from 4.1 to 9.4. I have an appointment with a urologist. What kind of tests will be done? In your opinion, do I have prostate cancer? What would the treatment be? - Worried

ANSWER: Prostate cancer is not the sole cause for a rise in PSA. Noncancerous prostate enlargement increases it, as does an infection of the gland. The infection can be so mild that it produces no symptoms. However, cancer is the issue that has to be resolved. PSA readings between 4.1 and 10 carry a 25 percent probability of being cancer.

Don’t let that panic you. Fifty percent of men 80 and older harbor cancer in their prostate glands, and many of them will never have a symptom from it, nor will it shorten their lives.

The next test will be a biopsy of the gland. The urologist will use an instrument that takes many biopsy samples simultaneously, with only minor discomfort.

If the biopsy shows cancer, then you have lots of choices. The choices are based on a man’s age, his general health, whether the cancer has spread out of the gland and its aggressiveness. The pathologist who reviews the biopsy puts a number on the cancer, called the Gleason score, which tells how aggressive - how fast the cancer grows and how likely it is to spread - the cancer is.

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