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Monday, April 11, 2005 Volume XIII, Number
209
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Carthage
Veterans Alliance will meet Thursday, April 14 at
7:00 at the V.F.W. in order to plan the Annual
Memorial Day Service to be held at the Memorial
Hall on May 30, Memorial Day. The Alliance
requests the presence of the members of City
Council, Chamber of Commerce, Heartland Band, and
the leaders of the Boy Scouts at this meeting.
Did Ya Know?... Cross
Roads Chapter 41 will meet Tuesday night, April
19 at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the
Memorial Hall. This is a very important meeting
concerning the Chapter. All members are invited
to attend.
Did Ya Know?... a
McCune-Brooks Hospital Auxiliary meeting will be
held April 13 at 10 a.m. in the cafeteria.
Did Ya Know?... Spare
cat rescue is offering spay/neuter assistance for
your pet. Call 358-6808.
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today's
laugh
"Whats wrong,
Henry?" asked his wife.
"My razor," boomed the voice within the
bathroom. "It doesnt cut at all."
"Dont be silly. Your beard cant
be tougher than linoleum."
Johnnie: "Why does the
whistle blow for a fire?"
Billy: "It doesnt blow for fire, it
blows for water. Theyve got the fire."
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Gave Seven OClock
Dinner.
Mr. and Mrs. L.L.
Ashcraft Entertained Last Evening.
Mr. and Mrs. L.L. Ashcraft
yesterday evening pleasantly entertained Mr.
Ashcrafts comrades in many a bygone fishing trip.
The occasion was an elaborate seven oclock dinner
in several courses, after which there was a good social
time, including a round of telling big fish stories.
Those present were Mr. and
Mrs. Basset Jenkyn, Mr. and Mrs. A.E. Spencer, and
Messrs. L.N. Dana, Luther McGhee and J.C. Ammerman, all
of Joplin and Miss Curtis Henry of Alba.
Death of Mrs.
Gammons Father.
C.B. Gammon returned this
morning from Illinios, where his family has been
attending the funeral of Mrs. Gammons father, John
Phillip Postrel, whose death occurred last week. Mrs.
Gammon and the children will remain in Illinios a while
longer.
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Today's
Feature
Chamber To
Offer Marketing Seminar.
News release
The Carthage Chamber of
Commerce will host a Better Your
Business seminar titled "Marketing:
The Key to Small Business Success" on
Tuesday, April 19 from 11:30AM-1PM at the Chamber
office (402 South Garrison Avenue). Cost is $10
for Chamber Members and $25 for Non-Members.
Lunch will be provided.
"A successful business has
a successful marketing plan," said Karen
Bradshaw, Director of the Center for
Entrepreneurship at MSSU and seminar facilitator.
"Small business owners tend to think they
dont have the time or resources to create a
marketing plan that will work for them. However,
in todays world to succeed you have to make
the time and find the resources. Thats
where I can help."
During the lunch-n-learn style
seminar attendees will learn how to create,
implement and manage a marketing plan suited for
their business. They will also learn how to
determine their target market, set marketing
goals and generate a manageable budget for
marketing/promotions.
Developed as a quarterly series
by the Chambers Retail and Small Business
Committee, Better Your Business
seminar topics were derived from results of the
Chambers Membership Survey.
This seminar is open to the
pubic. Fees are $10 for Chamber Members and $25
for Non-Members. Class size is limited to the
first 20 reservations. Payment is due prior to
class. Lunch will be provided. Reservation
deadline is Friday, April 15.
For further information about
this seminar or other upcoming Chamber events,
contact the Chamber office at 358-2373.
For additional information
contact Debra Smith at 417-358-2373
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I understand there is a company back east
makin flower containers outa paper pulp and
cow patties. Call em Cowpots. From what I
hear they are perfectly acceptable household
containers. I dont know how they compare in
price to plastic or clay, but they are definitely
made from a renewable resource. I suppose they
could even be recycled, again. Im thinkin they should
expand their product line into somethin for
the truly hardcore environmentalists. Cowplates
would surely show your dinner guests your
committment. Cowbowls for breakfast along with
the Cowcup for your coffee would have a
lastin impression.
For those who havent
walked across a pasture on a warm day there may
be a real market developin here.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Column
This Is A Hammer
By
Samantha MazzottaKnobby Trouble
Q: We live in a
house that was built in the 1890s, and I think
the original knobs and locks are on all the
doors. Most of them are fine, though a little
loose. However, the doorknob on the entrance to
the third floor always falls off when I tug on
it. Can I fix this, or should we replace all the
old doorknobs? Sarah M., Oklahoma City
A: Fixing the
handle on that old doorknob may be as simple as
repositioning it. On the back of the handle
youll see a single attaching screw (called
a setscrew) that holds the handle in place on the
spindle (the piece of metal to which the handle
attaches). Loosen that setscrew, rotate the
handle to a different position, and replace the
setscrew, making certain it is tight. This should
solve the problem of the handle coming off.
As far as
replacing the old doorknobs, remember the adage:
"If it aint broke, dont fix
it." If the doorknobs work smoothly and
arent corroded or otherwise damaged,
dont replace them. (Besides, most old
lockset doorknobs are good-quality, solid metal
pieces that fetch a good price at antique shops.
Why throw away that investment?)
The old keyholes
in those locksets arent used very often by
modern homeowners, who dont need them
inside the home. However, if you have keys to fit
each door but cant turn them in some locks,
consider removing and cleaning the locksets.
Loosen the
setscrew and remove the handles on both ends, as
well as the spindle. Then, loosen the faceplate
screws (on the side of the door) and gently pry
the entire lockset from the inside of the door.
Several layers of paint applied over the years
could make this difficult; try scoring the paint
along the edges of the faceplate with a razor
blade before prying the lockset out.
Scrub away any
dirt or rust with a small brush and wipe clean.
Spray all-purpose lubricant on all the parts and
wipe away any excess.
Replace the
lockset, reattach the spindle and knobs, and test
the assembly by turning the handles left and
right. The latch should move smoothly. Try
turning the key in the lock; if it doesnt
work at first, give it a couple more attempts.
The lubricant should work in as you work the key.
However, be gentle when trying to turn the key in
the lock; dont force it, or you could bend
or break the key.
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