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Monday, April 18, 2005 Volume XIII, Number
214
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Walker
International Events will present an all new
edition of Stars of the Circus at Cathage
Memorial Hall 407 S. Garrison St. on Monday,
April 18 at 5:30 and 7:30 p.m.
Did Ya Know?... Cross
Roads Chapter 41 will meet Tuesday night, April
19 at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the
Memorial Hall. This is a very important meeting
concerning the Chapter.
Did Ya Know?... A
Diabetic Support Group meeting will be held
Wednesday, April 20, from 4:00 to 5:00 p.m. in
the dining room at McCune-Brooks Hospital.
Did Ya Know?... A
reunion is being held for all former employees of
Bank of Carthage Saturday, April 23, from 1:00 to
4:00 p.m. at Southwest Missouri Bank Community
Room, 2417 S. Grand.
Did Ya Know?... Bonnie
is out of the hospital and the Carthage Humane
Society thrift store Paws & Claws has
reopened. The store will be open Tue. through
Fri. from 12 to 4 p.m. and Sat. 9 through noon.
13887 Cedar Rd. For more information call
358-6402.
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today's
laugh
Little Willie had gone to bring
the kitten in. His father, hearing a shrill
meowing, called out:
"Dont hurt the kitten, Willie!"
"Oh, no," said Willie, "Im
carrying it very carefully by the stem!"
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
After a Joplin
Bigamist.
Sheriff Marrs returned yesterday from
Garnett, Kan., where he went to secure Harris Bradbury, a
Joplin man wanted for alleged bigamy. Harris resisted
being brought to Missouri without requisition, and
Sheriff Marrs left this morning for Topeka to secure the
necessary papers from Governor Hoch. Governor Folk has
been already asked by Prosecuting Attorney Andrews to
make application to Governor Hoch for requisition for
Bradbury.
Bradbury stoutly denied yesterday that
he had ever married the Joplin girl who is now charging
him with bigamy, though she has a marriage certificate
signed by Rev. Mr. Crew of Joplin to that effect.
Tony Smith, who has an express run out
of Parsons, Kansas, arrived here Saturday to visit for a
few days with his mother Mrs. W.E.N. Neill of 1/4 mile
north of town.
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Today's
Feature
City Banking
Services Approved.
City Council approved a motion
to accept a contract for banking services through
Southwest Missouri Bank for a period of two years
at the last Council meeting.
The recommendation came from
the Finance/Personnel Committee where there was
some debate about the bids. According to
Committee Chair Ronnie Wells, UMB submitted their
bid too late to be considered. The Committee
considered rejecting all bids and beginning the
bidding process again. However some committee
members felt that this would be unfair to the
banks whose bids arrived on time, according to
Wells. Other committee members feared that
interest rates would raise in the time prior to
resubmittal, making all of the bids less
desirable. The committees official
recommendation to Council was the contract with
SMB.
Council approved the
recommendation of the SMB contract in a 5 to 4
vote. Those in favor were Dave Woods, Claude
Newport, Bill Johnson, Jim Woestman and Tom
Flanigan. Those against were Ronnie Wells, Mike
Harris, Diane Sharits and Bill Welch. Jackie
Boyer was not in attendance of the meeting.
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
Had a friend that used ta
say "I know a lot more about this than I
understand."Most
folks start figurein' that out about the time
their kid reaches two. Kids of course have the
misconceived idea that their parents understand
ever'thing they know.
Questions like "Why do
cats meow and dogs bark" humble even the
most inteligent of the parent class. I don't
udnerstand but I just know it.
'Course on the other side there
are things I understand that I'd rather not know.
Like how they make hot dogs.
Another acquaintance seems ta
understand almost ever'thing, and is possessed
with the idea that someone cares. Like Mark Twain
said, "It's better to be quiet and have
folks think you're an idiot than to open your
mouth and remove all doubt."
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin'.
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This Is A Hammer
By
Samantha MazzottaPlumbing
Toolkit
Q: You've written a couple of
articles on plumbing repairs lately. Are there
any tools to keep on hand so an inexperienced
do-it-yourselfer doesn't have to make so many
runs to the store? -- Jay in Atlanta
A: In addition to a sturdy
plunger, which covers a number of small plumbing
emergencies, assembling a toolkit specifically
for plumbing repairs is a good idea. You'll have
common parts and accessories available when you
need them, along with an array of tools to make
repairs more easily. Here are a few basic items
to invest in:
--Plumber's snake (or auger):
This goes where plungers can't, snaking deep into
pipes to remove stubborn clogs. It's a handheld
device with a flexible, coiled wire that is
cranked into the pipe until resistance is
reached, then cranked back out. Like most tools,
what you pay for is what you get, so invest a
little more money in this one because you don't
want a wire that kinks in the pipe bends.
--Offset screwdrivers: In
addition to an array of Phillips- and
slotted-head screwdrivers, purchase a set of
offset screwdrivers, which allow you to reach
screw heads that are set at odd angles.
--Wrench set: Two sizes of pipe
wrenches -- a 10-inch and an 18-inch -- are a
minimum for your plumbing collection. Include a
10-inch adjustable wrench as well. If you end up
doing frequent plumbing repairs, you'll find more
wrenches migrating to your toolkit, but this is a
good starter set.
--Valve-seating tool: When
fixing leaky faucets, this handheld tool is an
essential accessory. It removes corrosion from
the valve seats of faucets with just a few
twists, making a repair job much easier and
ensuring that the new seals stay tightly packed.
--Assorted washers, screws and
O-rings: Keep several sizes on hand to avoid
repeated trips to the hardware store. If you want
exact sizes for the plumbing fixtures in your
home, find out the model and manufacturer of each
sink faucet and purchase these small replacement
items for each.
--Assorted sealing material: A
package of faucet nut packing should be kept on
hand, along with pipe tape (to seal or reseal
pipe threads) and the plumber's friend --
petroleum jelly -- a less reliable but
inexpensive pipe thread sealant).
--Emergency supplies: To deal
with small leaks, keep a roll or two of
electrician's tape in your toolbox, along with
epoxy putty, various sizes of C-clamps, and
rubber sheeting. The electrician's tape can be
quickly wrapped around the smallest leaks; rubber
sheeting can be cut to size, wrapped around a
leaky pipe, and sealed with clamps.
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