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Monday, August 1, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 30

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Did Ya Know?... The Edwin W. Wiggins Post 9 of the American Legion will meet Thursday night, August 4 at 7:00 p.m. in the Legion Rooms of the Memorial Hall. All members are invited to attend the meeting.

Did Ya Know?. . .You can now adopt some of the Carthage Humane Society’s cutest kittens at the Carthage Animal Hospital, 2213 Fairlawn Dr., during regular office hours. For more info call 358-4914.

Did Ya Know?. . .The McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center. Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP Logbook available.

today's laugh

A doctor and a lawyer in two cars collided on a country road.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from his hip flask.
The doctor accepted and handed the flask back to the lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?" asked the doctor.
"Sure, after the police leave," replied the lawyer.

I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it. - Mitch Hedberg

1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.

Gas A Step Nearer.

Joplin Now Using the Kansas Product at 25 Cents Per Thousand.

Natural gas is a step nearer Carthage. It was turned into the pipes in Joplin for the first time yesterday morning and consumers are now using it.

As will be the case here the company in Joplin that manufactured gas controls the natural gas supply and the mysterious illuminant and fuel is handled through the old pipes. The rate in Joplin is 25 cents per thousand feet. The old rate for artificial gas was $1.50 per thousand. The 25 cent rate is to be in force in Carthage. The present gas rate is $1.50.

Two months will see the natural gas turned on in Carthage.

A.U. Mershon, the window trimmer and salesman at McCubbins store, will leave tonight for Chicago and New York on a buying trip, and will be gone ten days.

 

Today's Feature
Fountain Repairs.

The Central Park Fountain renovation is underway. Concrete Services Corporation have been repairing the concrete inside the fishpond. There is minor patch work still to be done. After the new concrete dries a sealer will be applied according to Parks Director Alan Bull. Bull is optimistic that the sealing process will begin early this week.

After the sealer has dried, the Parks Department will be responsible for the completion of the waterworks and the assembly and installation of the brass fountain figurehead and concrete bowls. The plumbing has already been run for the fountain according to Bull and there is a possibility that the Parks Department will ask the Fire Department to fill the fountain for the first time after the repairs are complete.

Public Services Tonight.

The Public Services Committee will meet this evening at 7:00 p.m. at the Parks and Recreation building in Municipal Park. The committee is continuing its Carthage Parks evaluation and the final point of discussion will be the Municipal Park Golf Course which has recently received over a million dollars worth of improvements.


Stench Report:
Friday,
07/29/05

No Stench Detected

Just Jake Talkin'
Mornin'
If I remember correctly, it’s CW&EP that gets the credit for gettin’ the attention focused on repairin’ the fountain at Central Park. When they started chargin’ for the water that went through the fountain, it was discovered there was no pump in the setup. Water simply ran straight from the pipe up through the fountain and into the drain.

When the discussion to recirculate was started the fountain condition in general was determined to be in need of major repair. Looks like the repairs are goin’ to be completed soon with a new recirculatin’ pump and filter system.

I’m guessin’ water has been goin’ down the drain for most of the last hunderd years or so. ‘Course the water was prob’ly cheaper than the electricity to run the pump for a good portion of that time.

This is some fact, but mostly,

Just Jake Talkin’.

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Cleaning a Gunky Showerhead

Q: The showerhead in my apartment’s bathroom has a lot of gunk on it that looks like mineral buildup. The gunk is built up on the faucet handles, too, but the worst thing is the showerhead. The maintenance man says it just needs to be cleaned and that he doesn’t do cleaning. What are my options? — Clare S., Winter Park, Fla.

A: You’ve got three options. First, you could go a level higher than the maintenance man and talk to the apartment manager or leasing office about the gunky shower. That can be a time-consuming, frustrating venture in some cases — sometimes the management will take care of the situation immediately, but often it doesn’t happen for weeks.

So that leads to your second option: cleaning the gunk off yourself. The best way to clean the showerhead is to remove it so that it can be scrubbed inside and out. To do this, unscrew the showerhead; you may need to use two adjustable wrenches, one to hold the shower "arm" (the pipe to which the head is attached) and the other to loosen the showerhead. Wrap a couple layers of masking tape around the areas where the wrenches will grip to keep from scratching the surface. Wash the showerhead in hot, soapy water, and then rinse.

Meanwhile, bring a small pan partly filled with half vinegar and half water to a boil, and place the showerhead in it, holes first. Simmer for five to 10 minutes. Remove and cool it off, then scrub away the loosened mineral deposits and open the holes by poking a needle or pipe cleaner through them.

The shower arm and the remaining bath hardware also can be cleaned in place, Stir together a mixture of baking soda and vinegar. Brush or sponge this fizzy mix liberally onto the hardware and gunky ends of the shower arm. Next, wrap plastic wrap around each fixture, holding it in place with a rubber band, so that the vinegar-baking soda mixture doesn’t dry up. Leave it for 10-30 minutes. Remove the plastic wrap and rinse the hardware thoroughly Then, replace the cleaned showerhead — wrap the threads on the shower arm with plumber’s tape first to ensure a tight seal, and then screw the parts tightly together.

Your third option is to replace the showerhead completely. You may have to do this if the cleaning doesn’t improve performance. And hang on to the old one, you may be asked to reinstall it when you move out.

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