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                    Wednesday, August 10, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
                    37 
                 
                did
                ya know? 
                Did Ya Know?... The Mens
                Auxiliary of V.F.W. Post 2590 in Carthage will
                have their monthly meeting on Thur., Aug. 11 at
                7:30 p.m. All members, new and old are asked to
                attend. Nomination and election of officers for
                the coming year will be held.  
                Did Ya Know?... An
                American Red Cross blood drive will be held at
                the Church of the Nazarene, 2000 Grand, Thursday,
                Aug. 11 from 1:30 p.m. to 7:00 p.m. and Friday,
                Aug. 12 from 9:00 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. Please bring
                photo ID.  
                Did Ya Know?... A Back
                to School Bash will be held Wed., August 17 from
                6:00 to 8:30 p.m. at the First Church of the
                Nazarene, 2000 Grand Ave. Entertainment includes
                hot air balloon rides, rock wall, horse rides and
                more. 358-4265 for more info.  
                Did Ya Know?. . .The
                Carthage Recycling & Composting Centers
                hours of operation are 8:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.,
                Tuesday thru Saturday at 1309 Oak Hill Road. 
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                today's
                laugh 
                Research by the Royal School of
                Veterinary Studies shows that dogs often get sick
                and may be allergic to their owners. However, my
                research suggests that dogs are often sick
                because they stay up way too late playing poker.
                - Jimmy Fallon 
                My parents only had one
                argument in forty-five years. It lasted
                forty-three years. - Cathy Ladman 
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        1905 
        INTERESTING MELANGE.  
        A Chronological Record of Events as they have
        Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.  
        Good Run With A New
        Machine. 
        John Durby who is just getting the hang
        of running his fine new automobile, took a run-around
        yesterday which included a trip from here to Alba and
        from there to Carterville by way of Webb City, a distance
        of over 22 miles which was made in two hours including a
        stop of a half hour at Alba. 
        As Mr. Durby is a beginner at the
        automobile business, this was a good run. With Mr. Derby
        was a party composed of his daughter Miss Leta, Miss
        Garland and Mr. and Mrs. Ed Lanyon. This vehicle is a
        1905 model and it runs with great ease and little fuss.  
        Guy Harbin was fined $7.50 in police
        court this morning. The charge was fighting. He attacked
        Will Cooper the other evening and this was his offense.
        He refused to plead guilty and stood trial. His defense
        was that Mitchell owed him $1.50 and he had proceeded to
        whip him to get it. This defense did not count, however.  
        
            
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                Today's
                Feature 
                 
                Awaiting
                Installation. 
                The Budget/Ways and Means
                Committee heard an update on the computer system
                upgrade from City Clerk Lynn Campbell at the
                meeting Monday evening. 
                Camp bell told the committee
                that she had shown the bid from Worldwide
                Technologies to a Carthage Water and Electric
                Plant employee to get a second opinion from
                someone who is familiar with the specifications.
                The bid was said to be acceptable and the
                hardware was ordered.  
                Campbell said that the
                installation will begin in about two weeks.
                Worldwide Technologies recommended to Campbell
                that the network configuration should be set up
                by a private entity which would be available at
                short notice. The committee suggested that
                Carthage Water and Electric as an avenue to
                pursue for the job.  
                The committee also reviewed the
                sales tax numbers for August. The report shows
                sales tax down $32,252.73 for the month and
                $26,746.25 for the year. Committee members
                questioned the likelihood of the low figures
                being the result of a large business having filed
                late. The committee agreed that this has happened
                before.  
                 
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                Stench Report: 
                Tuesday, 
                08/09/05 
                No Stench Detected 
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                Just Jake
                Talkin' 
                Mornin 
                I grew up hearin phrases like "If
                thats all theyve got to worry about,
                they aint got no worries," and
                "Worryin about it aint gonna fix
                it."Today they say
                stress is a major contributor to all sorts of
                ailments. Got me worried. I got to wonderin
                how much worryin about stress strains the
                body. 
                I cant help but think
                about those who lived in this part of the country
                when wolves, bears and big cats were roamin
                the neighborhood. Back when bein
                eatin or not eatin enough was more of
                a worry that bein a little overweight or
                havin to wait an extra five minutes at the
                fast food drive-by.  
                Now Im not sayin
                that folks dont have a little tension in
                their lives these days, it just seems that too
                much of the stress is self-inflicted. 
                This is some fact, but mostly, 
                Just Jake Talkin. 
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                Here's A Tip 
                By JoAnn
                Derson
                "When I am kneading dough for bread or pizza
                crust, I put sandwich baggies over my hands. The
                dough doesnt stick to my hands, and it
                makes cleanup much easier."  I.L. in
                Ohio 
                 "Knee-high panty
                hose are great for more than legs. Stuff one
                inside the other, knot and use as a scrubbie for
                nonstick baking ware. They arent abrasive,
                but they work great to get off sticky food."
                 C.F. in New Jersey 
                 "If you get a
                splinter and its hard to get out, just
                cover it with regular household white glue. Let
                the glue dry and peel off. This works for me
                almost every time."  U.D. in North
                Carolina 
                 Beating bee-sting pain
                is a snap. First, scrape off the stinger with a
                credit card. (Dont grab it and pull, as
                that will make it worse.) Then apply a dab of
                honey. Its a natural antiseptic, and it
                will feel better almost instantly. 
                 Calm flyaways by washing
                and conditioning your hairbrush. Wash all types
                in soap and water, and if your brush is a
                natural-bristle brush, dip it in a cup of water
                with a little conditioner added. Let it dry, and
                brush away with no more static. 
                 "Keep used
                fabric-softener sheets for dusting. They
                eliminate static cling in clothes and then repels
                dust in the house. This works especially well on
                television or computer-monitor screens."
                 L.E. in Colorado 
                 "You can get your
                shower liner clean in no time at all by throwing
                it in the washing machine. I do mine once a month
                with a load of towels for extra scrubbing."
                 R.R. in Washington 
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