The Mornin' Mail is
published every weekday except major holidays
Monday, August 15, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 40
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... A Back
to School Bash will be held Wed., August 17 from
6:00 to 8:30 p.m. at the First Church of the
Nazarene, 2000 Grand Ave. Entertainment includes
hot air balloon rides, rock wall, horse rides and
more. 358-4265 for more info.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Soccer League Fall season begins Sept.
12. Signups for Fall and Spring seasons for age
groups U6, U8, U10 and U13 will be held at the
1st United Methodist Church Annex 511 Lyon St. on
Sat., Aug. 13 and 20 from 9:00-11:30 a.m. and
Thurs., Aug 25 from 5-7:30 p.m. The cost is $45
for both seasons and $25 for one season only.
Teams are co-ed.
Did Ya Know?...
Crossroads Chapter No. 41 and the Crossroads Unit
41 of the Disabled American Veterans will meet
Tuesday night, August 16 in the Legion Rooms of
the Memorial Hall at 7:00 p.m.
|
today's
laugh
The woman wailed to her
psychiatrist, "Oh, Doctor, what am I going
to do? My husband thinks hes a
refrigerator.
"Why exactly does that bother you?" the
perplexed doctor asked.
"When he sleeps with his mouth open, the
light keeps me up."
Standards of beauty change. If
Mona Lisa went into a modeling agency today,
theys day, "Sorry, we dont need
a janitor." -Jim Gaffigan.
|
1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Stock Killed By A
Train.
How Three Fine Jersey
Calves Belonging to J.P. Newell Met Death.
Three of J.P.
Newells fine registered Jersey calves strayed out
of the barn at his Shadewell farm just west of town a few
days ago and wandered onto the Frisco track not far away
where they were all killed by a passing train.
A Wheel Lost and Found.
J.E. Houghton had a good
bicycle taken from in front of his place of business on
West Fourth street yesterday afternoon about 3
oclock. An old wheel of little value seemed to be
left in its place. Towards night he found his own wheel
standing in the rack at Grieps bicycle shop.
Major C.O. Harrington is
in the midst of hay harvest at his dairy farm at the edge
of the city and reports that he has one of the best crops
of hay he has ever raised.
|
Today's
Feature
Festival of
Friends.
News release
Carthages Fifth Annual
Festival of Friends will be held at Carthage
Central Park on September 24, 2005 from 3-7 p.m.
The multicultural event brings the community
together to share various countries
tradition through displays and entertainment.
Passports are given to attendees, who have them
signed or stamped by exhibitors.
The City of Carthage
Multicultural Committee has been pleased with a
standing-room-only crowd of 600+ people at
Memorial Hall for each of the past three years
and relocating the event to Carthage Central Park
will provide for much-needed expansion, including
the addition of childrens activities. It is
anticipated that displays will represent at least
20 countries and entertainment will consist of:
Kufaras marimba sounds; Native American
opening; Presentation of flags from a multitude
of countries by Girl Scouts; blues by Lemuel
Sheppers; Keltic Music by Plainsfolk; dance and
song by Grupo LatinoAmericana; Arabic belly
dancing by Troupe Sarrab; and a closing,
including patriotic music, with singing by local
children.
|
Stench Report:
Friday,
08/12/05
No Odors
|
Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
I have come to the
conclusion that electronic answering systems are
a great time saver. Not for the consumer who
waits on the line hearin elevator music and
bein reminded how important their call is
however.
What these computerized wizards
do is steal chunks of the consumers time
and add it to the time of the recipient of the
call. This may be the original, authentic
electronic "time transfer. "
Of course this is actually just
another version of the old fashioned
standin in line, hurry up and wait
situation. If ya want whats at the end of
the line, ya take your number and wait your turn.
I dont suppose that there
will ever be a time when ya dont have ta
wait for some things. At least they could put on
some decent music or tell a few jokes while they
keep ya on hold.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
|
Sponsored
by:
Oldies & Oddities |
Weekly
Column
This Is A Hammer
By Samantha
MazzottaHiring a Handyman
Q: I need a lot of
general maintenance done around my condo, but
Im an older person and unable to do many of
the tasks that require a lot of "elbow
grease" and being contorted in one position
for a long time (like when making various
plumbing repairs). I dont want to ask my
relatives and younger acquaintances for help too
often. Are there any contractors who will do
"small stuff"? Clara T., North
Miami, Fla.
A: In years past,
fixing things up meant calling a relative with
do-it-yourself skills who would handle small
maintenance tasks for free, or a neighborhood
handyman who could make repairs for a small
price. This is still a great way to get repairs
done, but if there is a lot of work to be done
and you feel uncomfortable asking for so much
help, more options are available.
One of the newer
enterprises to spring up around the country are
handyman-for-hire companies, which take the idea
of the neighborhood handyman a step further. They
provide a skilled professional to take care of
small repairs like leaky drains, running
toilets, dripping faucets and so on for a
reasonable price. The customer gets guaranteed
work done in a timely manner, and has a central
point of contact available in case of problems or
if more jobs need doing.
Look for these
types of companies in your local business or
yellow page listings. As with any contractor
service, make certain the company is licensed
and/or bonded (ask to see the certificate and
write down the number of the license). Get a
written estimate of the repairs to be made. If
youre not sure whether the price is fair,
get the opinion of a relative or contact another
service for a second estimate for comparison. On
the day that repairs are made, have a friend or
relative stay with you and make sure theyre
present during any discussions with the handyman.
Now, if the prices
for this type of general repair service are too
steep, then consider asking your relatives for
help, even with just the small items. You may be
surprised to find that theyre more than
willing to help out.
HOME TIP: To
collect scraps efficiently for your mulch pile,
place a large, empty coffee can within reach as
you prepare meals, and toss food scraps (except
for meat trimmings) into it. Place the lid on the
can when done.
|
Copyright 1997-2005 by Heritage
Publishing. All rights reserved.
|