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Wednesday, August 17, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
42
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... First
Presbyterian Church is sponsoring a free concert
in Central Park on Friday night, August 19 at 8
p.m featuring gospel and folk music by No
Apparent Reason. Bring lawn chairs, light
refreshments will be provided. In case of rain
the event will be held in the church Fellowship
Hall.
Did Ya Know?... A Back
to School Bash will be held Wed., August 17 from
6:00 to 8:30 p.m. at the First Church of the
Nazarene, 2000 Grand Ave. Entertainment includes
hot air balloon rides, rock wall, horse rides and
more. 358-4265 for more info.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Soccer League Fall season begins Sept.
12. Signups for Fall and Spring seasons for age
groups U6, U8, U10 and U13 will be held at the
1st United Methodist Church Annex 511 Lyon St. on
Sat., Aug. 20 from 9:00-11:30 a.m. and Thurs.,
Aug 25 from 5-7:30 p.m. The cost is $45 for both
seasons and $25 for one season only. Teams are
co-ed.
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today's
laugh
On the first day of school, the
kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to
go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of
the room asked, "How will that help?"
Im afraid of success. If
I had to fulfill my potential, it would cut into
my sitting-around time. - Maria Bamford
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
$5,000 For Webb City.
Carthage Citizens
Unites in Effort to Bring Normal School to Jasper County.
There was a largely
attended meeting of citizens of Carthage at the Elks club
house last night at which the desirability of securing
the southwest Missouri normal school for Jasper county
was considered. It was the unanimous sentiment that the
school should be located in Jasper county, and the idea
prevailed that Webb City, because of her early advocacy
of the normal school project should be given a clear
field to secure the school if possible.
It was further decided,
and a motion to that effect prevailed, that Carthage
should pledge $5,000 to Webb City in the event that she
is able to secure the school, and many present promised
to give specific aims to make up that amount.
A committee was appointed
to make this known to the Webb City committee and
cooperate with them in securing the school.
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Today's
Feature
Committee Discusses Tiny Motorcycles.
The Public Safety Committee
discussed safety issues involving miniature
motorcycles at the meeting Monday evening.
Committee Chair Mike Harris asked for the item to
be added to the agenda to gather information and
opinions from the committee members, Police and
Fire officers.
A sample ordinance from St.
Peters, MO was presented at the meeting and the
committee agreed to look into the matter further.
According to Police Sgt. Doug Dickey there are a
number of misconceptions about the tiny
motorcycles. One common misconception is that no
license is needed to drive the vehicles. Dickey
clarified that a drivers license is
required in order to operate the motorcycles.
Dickey added that the vehicles themselves do not
need to be licensed so long as they are compliant
with three rules; they can not go faster than 30
mph, the engines are less than 50 CCs, and they
are under 2 horsepower.
Police Chief Dennis Veach told
the committee that there had been less accidents
involving the vehicles than he had anticipated.
Veach said due to the size and lack of visibility
the cycles are a high risk for accidents.
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Stench Report:
Monday,
08/15/05
No Stench Detected
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
Talked to a guy who says
hes got a couple hunderd acres of soybeans
in the ground. The rain over the last few days
may have just saved the crop accordin to
him.
My dad used ta use
opportunities like that to recite onea his
favorites.
"Couldnt have done
it better if youd had your hand on the
faucet," he tell farmer friends.
Course Ive also
heard that some corn crops are already too far
gone to save. Bein chopped up for silage.
Pastures have been hit hard enough that a lotta
hay is bein fed this summer.
From what I understand the
cattle arent likin it much more than
the farmers. Theyre longin for some
of that fresh grown grass theyre use to
this time a year. But then the grass is always
greener.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Weekly
Column
Here's A Tip
By JoAnn
Derson Try
this tasty and fun snack for kids on a hot day:
Start with a triangular wedge of watermelon. Lay
it facedown on a plate with the rind toward you.
Make two impressions where eyes would be, and
insert grapes. Cut the stem top off of a
strawberry and set it cut-side down in the center
of the watermelon and below the grapes (for a
nose). Now you have a fruit smiley.
"On rainy days, I
set a shallow pan of water by the entrance to the
house. The kids step into the water to rinse the
grass and dirt off the bottoms of their shoes
before taking them off and bringing them
inside." C.P. in Florida
Canned fruit is good for
about a year unopened and on the pantry shelf.
But after opening, transfer unused fruit and
syrup to a plastic container with a tight-fitting
lid, refrigerate and use within a week.
"One way to save a
great deal of money (possibly) is to check with
your doctor to see if it is OK to switch to a
generic form of your medication. Generics are
much less costly, and many are just as good as
the name brands." A.L. in
Pennsylvania
"For each child, I
keep an under-bed storage box that gets filled
throughout the year with items like classroom
art, ticket stubs and special letters from the
grandparents. When we have time throughout the
year, we might scrapbook a page or two, but the
real fun comes at the end of the year, when we
take a whole day to go through the box and
reflect on the year. Some items we keep, some get
thrown away, but all are special because we have
fun remembering the year. I thought I would share
this tip in the summer, so your readers could
start their own box and have stuff to go through
at the end of the year." W.L. in
Missouri
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