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Friday, August 19, 2005 Volume XIV, Number 44
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... First
Presbyterian Church is sponsoring a free concert
in Central Park on Friday night, August 19 at 8
p.m featuring gospel and folk music by No
Apparent Reason. Bring lawn chairs, light
refreshments will be provided. In case of rain
the event will be held in the church Fellowship
Hall.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Soccer League Fall season begins Sept.
12. Signups for Fall and Spring seasons for age
groups U6, U8, U10 and U13 will be held at the
1st United Methodist Church Annex 511 Lyon St. on
Sat., Aug. 20 from 9:00-11:30 a.m. and Thurs.,
Aug 25 from 5-7:30 p.m. The cost is $45 for both
seasons and $25 for one season only. Teams are
co-ed.
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today's
laugh
I saw something stupid in the
paper today - a new alarm for people who
dont like loud noises. Instead it slowly
hits you with a light and gets brighter and
brighter until you wake up. I already have one of
those. Its called a window. - Jay Leno
Why do they sell lemon juice
made with artificial ingredients and lemon floor
polish made with real lemon juice? Now I drink
tea with a twist of Mop & Glo. - Bobby
Kelton.
Q: What happened to the pelican
who stuck his head into the light socket?
A: He got an electric bill.
Two hikers were walking through
central Pennsylvania when they came upon a
six-foot-wide hole in the ground. They figured it
must be the opening for a vertical air shaft from
an old abandoned coal mine. Curious about the
depth of the hole, the first hiker picked up a
nearby rock and tossed it into the opening. They
listened... and heard nothing.
The second hiker picked up an even larger rock
and tossed it into the opening.
They listened... and still heard nothing. Then
they both picked up an old railroad tie, dragged
it to the edge of the shaft, and hurled it down.
Seconds later a dog came running up between the
two men and jumped straight into the hole.
Bewildered, the two men just looked at each
other, trying to figure out why a dog would do
such a thing.
Soon a young boy ambled onto the scene and asked
if either man had seen a dog. The hikers told him
about the dog that had just jumped into the hole.
The young boy laughed and said, "That
couldnt be my dog. My dog was tied to a
railroad tie."
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
"The Circus
Beautiful."
Will be Here Wednesday
- The Cost of Animals.
The Great Floto Shows will
be here Wednesday. The parade will be given at 10
oclock in the morning, going over the principal
business streets of the city. All of the features which
have glared upon the public from the billboards are said
to be actually in existence with the circus and sterling
entertainment is promised.
But few people have any
idea of the vast amount of money expended and invested in
the modern circus. The menagerie, which is usually given
but a passing glance as the sightseers hurry on through
to the "big show" represents in itself a
fortune of some magnitude.
Herr Amberg, foreign
agent, with headquarters on the island of Malta, who buys
scores of animals each year, speaking of their cost,
says:
"The finest lions
were those obtained from the North African mountains, but
they no longer exist. The male has a fine mane and is
worth from $1,150 to $1,500. Lions vary in price with the
kind and quality sought. A good Nubian lion will bring
about $1,000 and a good Senegal lion from $500 to
$750."
This is, of course, in their wild state
at home. The care and transportation run the amount up to
several times their original cost. If they can be trained
to perform their value increases a hundred fold. The
lions now with the Floto Shows roll barrels, play see-saw
and do an act that runs thirty minutes and are valued at
$45,000 on the account of their earning capacity. It
required seven years to bring them to their present
perfection, it is said.
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Today's
Feature
Maple Leaf Festival In Works.
News release
The 39th Annual Maple Leaf
Festival, hosted by the Carthage Chamber
of Commerce, is scheduled for October
8-15. The annual event, which brings over 45,000
visitors to the local community, is being
sponsored by The Carthage Press, KMXL/KDMO,
KSNF-TV, Leggett & Platt, Inc., Southwest
Missouri Bank, Hometown Bank, Carthage Chamber of
Commerce, McCune-Brooks Hospital, Grundys
Body & Frame, Fair Acres Family YMCA, Four
Corners Quilters Guild and the Carthage
Humane Society.
The theme for this years
festival is The Music of Maple Leaf. The festival
design, which will be featured on the festival
promotions and event shirts, was created by
Carthage artist Jeannette Westbay. The design
incorporates a variety of musical instruments,
the Jasper County Courthouse and beautifully
colored Maple Leaves.
Maple Leaf Parade and craft
vendor application are available at the Chamber
office. Fees to participate in the arts &
craft display are $50 for a single and $100 for a
double booth. Commercial vehicles will be
required to pay a $50 fee to line-up in the
parade.
Other applications currently
available at the Chamber office include: Maple
Leaf Quilt Show entry forms, Maple Leaf Fun Walk
applications, Maple Leaf Baby Contest forms and
Maple Leaf Auto Show applications. Many of these
forms can be downloaded through the
Chambers website, www.CarthageChamber.com
under the Maple Leaf Festival listing within the
Calendar of Events link. For more festival
information or to inquire about an event
application, contact the Chamber at 358-2373.
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Stench Report:
Thursday,
08/18/05
No Complaint of Odor
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
I see folks buildin those self standing
"tree houses" here and there. Im
sure they furnish lots of hours of enjoyment for
the young ones. I dont figure theyll
ever be as much fun as a real tree. There is somethin about
takin command of a tree with a couple a
boards attached tween a Y in the branches.
I suppose whats missin in
the prefab high rise platforms is that they never
move with the wind or creak under a strain.
Especially the strain of a sack swing
pullin gently on one of the larger limbs of
a living fortress.
The jump through mid air to
land on a movin sack at the end of a
fifteen foot rope requires a leap of faith and a
trust in natures laws and resilience. Ya
cant get that from a 2 x 4.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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artCentral
Area Artists
Unveil the Human Figure
Long before still
life and landscape became traditional art subject
matter, the human form dominated human image
making. Simple stick figures drawn thousands of
years ago on subterranean cave walls evolved into
magnificent, lifelike marble statues of gods and
goddesses rendered by the Ancient Greeks, to the
Renaissance figure of Adam receiving the Spark of
Life on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.
Throughout the ages, the nude human form has
inspired and challenged artists and continues to
do so today.
Opening this
evening, artCentrals exhibit "Unveiled
2: The Art of Depicting the Human Form"
presents the work of 26 area artists. Most of the
60 artworks portray the nude human form, both
male and female, rendered in the traditional
media of drawing, painting, photography, and
sculpture.
Some of the
artists names will be familiar to youSteve
Binam, Jim Bray, John Fitzgibbon, Kim Kissel,
Andrea Land, Jorge Leyva, Jesse McCormick, Dan
McWilliams, Patricia Moline, Andrea Osiek, Bill
Perry, Rebecca Perry, Elliot Potter, Robin
Putnam, Debbie Reed, Mary Lou Reed, Annabelle
Fuhr, Carol Shipman, Linda Teeter, and Marilyn
Yorkwhile others are from the Springfield
area: Alishia Brundege, Jeff Brundege, Karen
Deeds, Randy Dye, Butch Hulett, and Diane Keeter.
The public is
invited to the opening reception tonight from
6-8pm to see the work and chat with many of the
artists who will be present. Additionally, three
cash prizes selected by a panel of jurors will be
awarded. The show continues through September 23.
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