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Wednesday, August 24, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
47
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... A
Diabetic Support Group meeting will be held in
the McCune-Brooks Hospital cafeteria August 24th
at 4 p.m.
Did Ya Know?... The
Carthage Soccer League Fall season begins Sept.
12. Signups for Fall and Spring seasons for age
groups U6, U8, U10 and U13 will be held at the
1st United Methodist Church Annex 511 Lyon St. on
Thurs., Aug 25 from 5-7:30 p.m. The cost is $45
for both seasons and $25 for one season only.
Teams are co-ed.
Did Ya Know?... Jasper
County Assessor Donald E. Davis will be sworn in
Friday, September 26 at 10:00 a.m. by Judge Carl
Crawford for his new term which begins September
1, 2005. The public is invited to attend.
Refreshments will be served after the ceremony.
The Assessors office will be closed from 9:45 to
11:00.
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today's
laugh
A man went to his doctor to
find out the results of a series of tests
hed been given the previous week.
Unfortunately, his worst fears were confirmed.
"Im afraid I have some rather bad news
for you," his doctor began.
"Youre going to die in four
weeks."
Naturally, the man was distraught. "Doctor
thats terrible! I want a second
opinion."
"Okay, youre also ugly."
Hard work pays off in the end,
but laziness pays off now. - Al Lubel
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Missouri Won the Only
Gold Medal.
The highest prize and the only gold
medal awarded any law school at the Louisiana Purchase
exposition was won by the law department of the
University of Missouri on a collection of books written
by the faculty, graduates and students from 1872 to 1904.
No less than 30 treatises, nearly all of them standard
authorities in the courts, were in the collection,
besides digests, collection of cases, essays and
encyclopedia articles on legal subjects.
Some of the more important works in the
exhibit are Bliss on Code Pleading, Hale on Torts, Martin
on Civil Procedure, Thompsons Corporation and
Lawsons Rights, Remedies and Practice in eight
volumes. Philemon Bliss was dean of the department from
1872 to 1889; William B. Hale graduated in 1890;
Alexander Martin was dean from 1889 to 1902; Seymour D.
Thompson was professor of law from 1880 to 1889; John D.
Lawson is the present dean.
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Today's
Feature
Maple Leaf
Quilt Show Entries.
News release
Members of the
Four Corners Quilters Guild, sponsor of this
years Maple Leaf Quilt Show, are
encouraging all area quilters to get busy with
those last minute touches on entries.
The annual Maple
Leaf Quilt Show ill run from Wednesday, October
12 through Saturday, October 29th at the Powers
Museum, 1617 Oak Street, Carthage. Although the
event is still two months away, the time it takes
to cut, piece and sew a quilt is much longer.
The show will have
three categories of exhibition and competition
including; Antique, Contemporary and Wall or Baby
Quilt.
First and second
place will be awarded in each category and a
special prize for "Best of the Show"
will be presented. All voting will be done by
viewers choice. Quilts must be dropped off
on Saturday, October 8 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at
the Powers Museum. entry forms are available at
the Chamber office.
For further
information about the Maple Leaf Quilt Show
contact Karl McCoy at 358-9357 or the Carthage
Chamber at 358-2372.
Youth Dove
Hunt.
News release
The Missouri Department of
Conservation is holding a special Youth Dove Hunt
for kids 11-15 years old on Saturday, September
3rd at the Shawnee Trail Conservation Area
(Southwest Barton County). Youths from 11 to 15
years must have a valid Hunter Education
Certification.
All participants must register
for this free event and attend the pre-hunt
workshop. This workshop will cover dove biology,
management, hunting techniques, safety and
shooting. Youth hunters will have a reserved
field and hunting spot for this special hunt. To
register, call the Joplin office at (417)
629-3423. The pre-hunt workshop is at 8:30 a.m.,
Saturday, August 27th. The Youth Hunt is on
Saturday, September 3rd. Call or stop by the
Joplin Missouri Dept. of Conservation Office for
details and registration.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
08/23/05
No Stench Detected
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin
"Ive been a knowin him for some
time now," I heard on occasion growin
up. That was usually followed by some judgement
of the value of that relationship.One measurement that could alter the
assessment was if the person speakin had
"had dealins" with the character
bein discussed. Especially financial
dealins or a dispute concernin a
family pet. Nothin tests a relationship
like a disagreement over a dog or cats
territory or anything involvin money.
One fella I know hit a
neighbors plow horse with his truck. By the time
they settled up the horse became a champion
quarter horse worth over two thousand dollars. At
the time that was more than a new truck cost.
Good thing the horse owners prize coon dog
wasnt in the mix. No amount of money coulda
patched up that combination.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Here's A Tip
By JoAnn
Derson
"I attached an empty tin can to a wood post
that is very close to my back door. I drilled a
few holes in the bottom to let out any water that
might collect. I keep a bottle of spray-on insect
repellent in the can. Since I have to pass it to
go out in the backyard, I always remember to put
on repellent." F.E. in Alabama
"When cutting an
onion, plug your nose and breathe through your
mouth. Your eyes wont water. I dont
know why this works, but it does."
B.M. in New York
"I make my own
convenient glass-cleaner sheets by tearing off
several paper towels and placing them in a large
zip-lock bag. I spray a generous amount of glass
cleaner in the bag and store one in each
bathroom. It saves time and keeps things cleaner
on a day-to-day basis." R.F. in
Indiana
"Got bugs? This tip
comes from my pest-control person: Add a mothball
to your vacuum cleaners dust collection
bag. If you suck up bugs, the mothball will kill
them. Without it, they can crawl right back out
of the bag and into your house." L.K.
in Florida
"I purchase extra
school supplies when back-to-school time brings
the sales. Inevitably, we need extras as the
school year wears on, and these items can be
pricier later." Y.C. in Alabama
"A great addition
to coffee is flavored ice cream. It adds
sweetness, creaminess and a hint of something
surprising. Also, it cools hot brew and puts a
fancy little froth on top." W.L. in
West Virginia
A great aches-and-pains
cure is just waiting in your kitchen. Mix a
tablespoon of horseradish with a cup of olive
oil, let it marinate for a half-hour and massage
away.
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