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Wednesday, August 3, 2005 Volume XIV, Number
32
did
ya know?
Did Ya Know?... Golden
Reflections morning coffee at 10 a.m. in the
hospital cafeteria. Its Southwest Missouri
Bank Bingo time. Refreshments provided. Call
359-2347 for more info.
Did Ya Know?... The
Edwin W. Wiggins Post 9 of the American Legion
will meet Thursday night, August 4 at 7:00 p.m.
in the Legion Rooms of the Memorial Hall. All
members are invited to attend the meeting.
Did Ya Know?... The
Friends of the Carthage Public Library will hold
their monthly 1st Saturday used book sale on
August 6, 2005 at the Library Annex, 510 S.
Garrison Ave. from 8:00 until Noon. There are
books and paperbacks for all age groups in every
genre, plus puzzles, cassettes, videos, LPs and
CDs. All at bargain prices.
Did Ya Know?. . .The
McCune- Brooks Hospital Blood Pressure Clinic is
open M-W-F from 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Clinic is located
at 2040 S. Garrison in the MBH Wellness Center.
Call 358-0670 M-W-F for more information. BP
Logbook available.
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today's
laugh
Congress wants to
require television manufacturers to install a
V-chip which would keep children from viewing
violent or explicit programming. The chip would
cost about five hundred dollars and would replace
the current free-of-charge device known as the
on-off switch. - Dennis Miller.
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1905
INTERESTING MELANGE.
A Chronological Record of Events as they have
Transpired in the City and County since our last Issue.
Burned Books In Street.
Harry Haughawout Made
Trouble By Strange Actions.
Harry Haughawout returned
home recently from the Pacific coast where he had a
position as a stenographer in the U.S. Navy.
He came home in bad health
and has been acting strangely. Saturday afternoon he
walked up and down Fulton street near his fathers
home muttering and talking to himself. That evening he
carried a lot of his things down from his room, including
some valuable books, and set fire to them in the street.
He was dressed only in his underclothes and some of the
neighbors sent for the police to have the proceeding
stopped. When the police officers got there he had
quieted down and gone back to his room. His father, who
had been pleading with the boy in vain, said he wanted
the police to give him a talking to but thought he had
better be left alone for the night as he had gone to his
room.
Yesterday morning Marshal
Stafford went to see the young man and gave him a good
talking to, telling him what he could expect if he gave
any more trouble. The young man has conducted himself
very will since. Harry is one of the bright graduates of
the Carthage schools and has made a good record since
leaving school. It is though his queer actions were
solely the result of his illness and that he will
speedily recover from both the illness and the symptoms.
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Today's
Feature
Request for Access.
The Public Services Committee
heard a request from citizen Larry Ross at the
meeting Monday. Ross asked the committee if there
was a way to open the old pro shop on the golf
course during the hot months of the summer for
golf club members to have access to the indoor
rest room and cooled water fountain inside.
The building has been used as a
storage facility recently and would need minor
renovations to secure the stored files and other
information from public access. The pro shop is
midway through the golf course and Ross felt the
change would be beneficial.
The committee told Ross that if
the rest rooms were to be opened to the public
more serious renovation would be required in
order to make the facility handicap accessible.
Committee members discussed the idea of combining
the space for two single stalls and making one
larger handicap accessible one. No decision was
made but the committee agreed to research the
matter further.
This issue has been brought
before the Public Services committee previously,
but was never brought to completion due to a lack
of funding for the changes needed.
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Stench Report:
Tuesday,
08/02/05
No Stench Detected
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Just Jake
Talkin'
Mornin'
I like eggs cooked over medium. All that really
means is that it is all cooked. Seems there are
more definitions of what constitutes a cooked egg
than there are fry cooks. Over easy used ta be how Id order
eggs. All the sudden that meant the white
wasnt quite cooked. Over medium gets that
accomplished.
Im still a little amazed
at the efficiency of the egg shell. Makes two
little cups for separatin the yolk when
necessary.
Id have ta guess that
anyone whos successful in the political
arena is good at crackin eggs to the yolk
doesnt break. Maybe thats
somethin they should teach at politician
school. Even when ya want scrambled eggs, ya want
to start out with a good solid yolk.
Political ideas that get just
dropped in the pan end up splattered on the
walls.
This is some fact, but mostly,
Just Jake Talkin.
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Toothpaste makes an
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